A/N

SakaD: I know this chapter is really short, but we're gonna post a chapter with this so you can read that too.

Nico: I just realized something, you guys get abbreviations for your names and I don't!

CPG: That's because you aren't awesome enough for an abbreviation.

SakaD: Did anyone ever realize the word abbreviation is like, really long, and the purpose of an abbreviation is to shorten things? That's ironic.

(silence)

Nico: Should I do the Disclaimer/Claimer thing now?

CPG: OMG, Da, he offered to do it without me having to bribe him with cookies!

Nico: Do you have any cookies though, 'cause now that you mention it…

SakaD: Nico, don't you have something you want to do?

Nico: Fine. They don't own anything that you recognize. All the stuff that you don't is theirs. Don't steal it or they will seek revenge….

SakaD: R&R!

Normal- Nico

Italics- Sophia

Bold- Delia

Chapter Five

Nico

I don't know where I was, all I knew was that it was cold. And I don't mean like, 40 degree weather cold, I mean like plunge into ice-cold water in the middle of winter cold.

The last thing I remember was Sophia touching me. And screaming. I wasn't sure if the screaming was me, but I sure hope not, I mean, that wouldn't really be good for my image.

What image? You don't have an image!

Shut up Sophia, I'm trying to tell my unconscious feelings here, and besides, it's your fault I'm in this mess, anyway.

Hey, it's not like I meant to! I had no idea what I was doing. I can't believe that Delia loves-

Angry Birds! I love Angry Birds! I mean, it's totally genius! Don't you guys just love Angry Birds?

Moving onward, I felt strangely calm, freezing, but calm. I wondered what happened, like, why I was unconscious, and more importantly, why I was freezing! All of a sudden I heard voices. They sounded really far away, but I could still hear them.

"What the Hades happened to him?"

"Yeah, that's the thing, we don't exactly know."

"Well, what happened?"

"Ok, so I was talking to him, right, and then, all of a sudden, he just starts staring at me, so I was like 'Nico, are you ok? Are you in love with Juno?' and when he didn't start blushing, I knew something was seriously wrong."

"Ok, why does everyone suddenly feel the need to keep bringing this up, I'm right here you know!"

"Can you just wake him up please?"

And that's when I woke up.

A/N

CPG: Sorry, we know it's super shortishness.

SakaD and Nico: (look at her strangely).

SakaD: Shortishness isn't a word!

CPG: Well neither is "awesomesauce"!

SakaD: Yes it is! Don't you dare say that it's not!

Nico: Someone's protective of their words.

SakaD: No one. Insults. The awesome applesauce. In front of me.

Nico: You stole that from me.

SakaD: How did I-

CPG: No, no. You actually stole it from him. There's a part in The Impossible Demigod where Nico attacks J.T. after J.T. was singing Billie Jean, and he said, "No one. Sings Michael Jackson. In front of me." So there.

Nico: I didn't say so there.

CPG: But I did.

Nico: Oh.

SakaD: , we know it's super short –

CPG: ishness

SakaD: Not starting that again, but anyway, the next chapter will be longer! Review!