CPG: Nico, how do you keep sneaking off to DancingQueen411 without us noticing?
Nico: If I told you, I wouldn't be able to keep doing it.
CPG: Touché
Da: Why couldn't you have stayed over there a little bit longer? I wanted to use the Nico I made up! "CPG, I looove you"-
Nico: Okay, they get it! They don't need to hear about it again!
Da: But seriously, you can't keep sneaking off! What if there was a fire or something? Who would be here to save us?
Nico: Ummm, couldn't you guys just walk out the front door or something?
CPG: That's besides the point!
Nico: Suuure…
Da: Why do you go with DQ411 so much anyway? Do you like her more than us?
Nico: Why of course not! Especially CPG, I love her so much! I want to-
Nico: Okay, will you knock it off with the fake me already? It's getting old!
CPG: Not to us! (evilly laughs because she's so awesometastically evil)
Nico: Whatever. Can I go play Mythomagic now?
Da: Yeah, sure…. Wait! Nico! You still need to do the Disclaimer!
Nico: You guys do it! I'm playing with my new cards!
CPG: Ugh. Fine. Rick Riordan still hasn't responded to my letters, so I'm guessing we don't own PJO…yet (laughs evilly again)
Da: You laugh evilly a lot lately…Is there something I should know?
CPG: Ummm….No….hehe…..What's that Nico? You want me to come play Mythomagic with you? Okay, I'll be right there!

Chapter Nine

Sophia POV

Great. Just great. My sister and her boyfriend are-
He's not my boyfriend.
-both unconscious-
I was not unconscious, my head was just exploding
-and now Camp Half-Blood is being attacked. What am I gonna do now? I raced out of the arena, yes, I left Delia and Nico there, aren't I evil?
Yes.
That was a rhetorical question. Anyway, I raced out and followed the crowd of campers to a clearing where...nothing was happening. "What's going on?" I asked a random camper. He shrugged. "I honestly have no idea. They said we were attacked, but I don't see-" Suddenly the ground exploded. "What the Hades?" I shouted over all the noise. No bombs had been dropped, there were no weapons or anything; the ground just exploded. There was no one there. I heard a scream coming from the arena. Delia! I ran back to where I'd left her and Nico. Delia was screaming and swatting the air. "HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!" She noticed me. "Sophia! Help me! These shadow things are attacking and Nico won't wake up!" I stared blankly at her. Nothing was there. "Delia, are you feeling alright?"

I pulled Delia away from...whatever she was trying to get away from. "Delia, what's wrong?" I asked. She was too scared to answer.

"Shadows," she gasped. I raised my eyebrows.

"Shadows?" I asked. Delia nodded. "Sophia, they're everywhere," she whispered. "They- they're like- like...dementors. You know, from Harry Potter? But they look more like the Death Eaters when they're flying and- Oh my gosh, I just realized something. You know in the seventh movie (you know the first part) when all that stuff is happening and that happens. And then this and that and the other this and the other that and all that happens and then-" "Okay, okay, I get it." I interrupted. "Just please stop making random Harry Potter references, it's just not working." "Sorry," she muttered, still looking around nervously. "So...where are these...shadows...besides everywhere," I added before she could talk. "Do something, please," she whispered. I almost stepped back in surprise. She'd never been so dependent on me before. Suddenly, I was angry. If these things were so scary they made Delia show her true emotions, they were gonna pay. "Stay back," I muttered and stepped forward. My face and hands warmed up and felt like they were burning until suddenly- FOOM!

A/N

Nico: So, then you take your Gorgon card, by the way, why did I steal this card from Anubis anyway? It's a terrible card! But anyway, you take the card and you use its mega earth defense power against my Hades card's double zombie defense unit.

CPG: Okay, I'm confused. What does Earth defense have to do with zombie defense? They're like two completely different things!

Nico: Sigh. Fine, don't use the Gorgon card. How about you use your Anubis card cause that thing has 3500 physical attack power and full resistance to necromancy, so that could actually work.

CPG: Okay, I give up. This is even worse than when my brother tried to teach me to use Pokemon cards.

Da: (laughs) I choose you, Max.

CPG: Seriously? Just because that line reminds you of Pokemon does not mean you have to say it every time we mention Pokemon.

Da: Yeah, but don't you just imagine Fang throwing a pokeball and Max popping out of it?

CPG: No. I don't.

Nico: I'm confused now. Can we keep playing Mythomagic?

CPG: No, I epically fail at it. I'm leaving.

Nico: Aw, come on! Now I have to go get Anubis and he's lame.

CPG: (thinks)…Fine. If we get….ten reviews, I'll play with you.

Nico: Please review people! I need my Mythomagic! I need it!

Da: Round of applause for CPG for writing her first A/N!

CPG: And thanks to Asilda for making up all that Mythomagic junk.

Nico: It's not junk!

Da/CPG: Go away Nico!