A/N: Sorry I haven't updated this story in a LONG time ^-^; I had some...complications with this story

Takuya: "You mean that you were too lazy to get off your dang butt and update this!?"

No...That's not it...Not at all...

Takuya: "Liar"

Oh go drink some emoo milk with Koji or something! Leave me alone!

BACKSTAGE

Tommy: "Hey Takuya"
Takuya: "Hey Tommy, what's up?"
Tommy: "Well...I sort of had a question. And I thought since you know a lot, you could answer it"
Kouichi: (Walking past them) "Takuya? Know a lot!? HA HA! Good one Tommy!"

Takuya: "Jerk! Anyway, what was your question?"
Tommy: "Where do babies come from?"
Takuya: O_O "Uhm...Kouichi was right. I am stupid. You should ask somebody else!"
Tommy: (Shrugs) "Okay"

Tommy: (Walks up to Koji) "Hey Koji I have a question for you, something even Takuya can't answer"
Koji: "Pfft..Figures. Takuya can't answer anything right"
Takuya: (In the distance) "I regret that!"
Koji: (Rolls eyes) "You mean resent!"
Takuya: "That too!"

Koji: (Shakes head) "Goggle-headed idiot. Whatever, what was your question Tommy?"
Tommy: "Where do babies come from?"
Koji: O_O "Well-err-uhm...You know Tommy you should ask someone who-err-GO ASK KOUICHI!" (Runs away)
Tommy: (Shrugs) "...Okay"

Tommy: (Walks up to Kouichi) "Kouichi, Koji sent me to you since he can't answer the question I was asking"
Kouichi: (Closes book he was reading [pfft...nerd! lol]) "Let me guess, was the question: 'How do I NOT become a anti-social, tight-wad of an emo kid?'"
Koji: (From the distance) "SHUT UP!!!"
Tommy: "No, I was wondering where babies came from"
Kouichi: O_O; "...."
Tommy: "Kouichi?"
Kouichi: "..."
Tommy: "Kouichi? Yoohoo?" (Taps Kouichi's head) "ANYONE IN THERE!?!"
Kouichi: "Uhm...You should...Aha! You should ask someone who is more older and more mature...Like J.P for example"
Tommy: (Grumbles) "Fine...J.P may be the oldest, but he sure acts like a five year old"

Tommy: (Walks up to J.P) "Hey J.P I have a question that Kouichi said a much more older and more mature person like yourself could answer!"
J.P: (Smirks) "I always knew Kouichi saw me as the more fitted leader around here! Now I just have to convince Koji and Zoe. Koji will be easy since he hates Takuya right off the bat, but Zoe on the other han-"
Tommy: "What are you talking about!?"
J.P: "Uhhh...NOTHING! What was your question again, Tommy?"
Tommy: "Where do babies come from?"
J.P: O_O Ohhh Kouichi! He is SOO GONNA GET IT NOW! "Ya know Tommy, I think you should as a more feminine person to explain it. Such as Zoe!"
Tommy: "Man! I've been walking all around the studio. Grrr, this better be the last person I have to go to!" (Stalks off)
J.P: "...Phew. Now what was my plan again? Oh yes. Convince Koji and Zoe to side with me against that Takuya, and we'll all star in our own show and become big movie stars!" (Weird announcer voice) "The new movie of Zoe and J.P together forever! ...Featuring Koji" (Stops) "What? Koji's hottness will rake up the ratings! He's hawwt-Oh my gosh! Eww, I think I have a man crush on KOJI! AHHHH!" (Runs off)

Kouichi: (Looks at J.P) "Should I be concerned on any level?"
Koji: (Shivers) "I know I'm disturbed on a very HIGH level"

Tommy: (Walks up to Zoe) "Hey Zoe, I have a question that no other guy in the studio wanted to answer...Or knew how to answer for that matter"
Zoe: (Grins) "Why you can ask me anything Tommy. Unlike those incompetent boys, the feminine way is always the smarter, better, more prettier way!"
Tommy: "Uhm, I have no idea what that had to do with the guys not answering my question but...Where do babies come from?"
Zoe: (Laughs) "Silly boy, babies come from beign born" (Wow, what a detailed description!)
Tommy: "How?"
Zoe: "Tommy, do you really want to know?"
Tommy: "Yes! Yes!" (Wow, eager much?)
Zoe: "Well, babies originate from..."

{ONE HOUR LATER}

Tommy: "Gee thanks for clearing that all up to me Zoe" (Walks off)
Zoe: "Any time Tommy!"
Takuya: "Hey Z, what did you tell Tommy?"
Zoe: (Smirks) "Oh I told him EVERYTHING"
Takuya: "Even the...Ya know...sex!?"
Zoe: "Huh? What sex? I was taught that babies came from the stork!"
Takuya: O_O "O-Of course they do!" cough cough
Zoe: "TAKUYA KANBARA YOU TELL ME WHERE BABIES COME THIS INSTANT!"

A/N: Hope you all liked this one. Poor Zoe, still thinking babies came from storks. Pssh, EVERYONE knows babies are born whenever you step on a crack!

Takuya: "Doesn't that cause them to break their back or something?"

Oh my gosh! I stepped on like 20 cracks today...Crud. And I thought I was doing the world good by stepping on all them, but nooo. I'm not bringing joy to the world...I'M BRINGING PAIN AND BACK-ACHE!

P.S Remember to R&R!

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