Ok, I know you guys wanted to see this for a while... I'm sorry Blood. *Looks at a tied up mafia boss while revving up a chainsaw*.
Blood: *Squirms and muffles unknown stuff through his gag*
Me:It's okay Blood, you can make it! :o WARNING: If you like Blood a LOT then I suggest you don't read this! It might ruin your image of him.. forever. If not then enjoy!
Chapter 4- "Bloody" mess
Alice jogged towards the front gate of the Hatter's mansion to find Vivaldi with a camera hanging from her neck. "Hehehehe, little brother will pay for this mess..", Vivaldi gave a childish giggle and turned around with wide eyes.
She immediately relaxed as she found out it was Alice,"Ugh, please don't do that. I thought you were those dolls they call gatekeepers!". Oh no, not the twins! "Hehe, I've been taking pictures of Blood in his.. outfits."
A grin spread on the queen's face before she took off laughing like a maniac. Alice had suddenly experienced her first 'WTF' moment right at that moment, cue fireworks and the trumpets please! A single thought ran through little Alice's mind, I want to see those pictures of Blood... Maybe post them all over Wonderland...
"ELLIOT WHERE IS MY TEA?", A high pitched voice screamed and Alice cringed at how loud it was. Was... that Blood? Oh my, this gotta be good. She mentally got herself ready and charged into the gate. Alice ran over to the tea table to find the origin of the scream and her mouth dropped. Blood in girl form perched on a chair that was 3 feet high and with roses twirling around the stand holding the chair up.
Blood wore a white coat with golden heart, clover and spade designs on it. Gold hearts, clovers, spades and diamonds pinned together the cuffs of her sleeves and her collar was decorated by a pink bow with black hearts decorating it. The inside was a black button up shirt with multi colored hearts, clovers, spades and diamonds acting as buttons. She wore gloves that bore a sparkling ring on each finger. A black miniskirt that hugged her body tightly and black high heeled boots. Her hat had pink roses on it and the empty cards gave off pictures of cute things all around Wonderland... The rim of the hat shows a picture of rabbits, cats and mouses.
Blood gave a whip of her hair and cleared her throaght, waving her cane with a rose shaped glass on the top with a pink cane on the bottom. "ELLIOT!" , yup, she found the screaming voice. A flash of orange was caught in the corner of her eye and she turned to see Elliot stumble with a giant tea pot. She watched as the hare stumbled and slammed the tea pot on the table making it creak in its monster weight.
Elliot wore a black jacket with teal buttons and purple lining the cuffs and collars with a teal undershirt decorated with carrots, it flared out over her black shorts with golden swirls. A purple see-through scarf decorated with dark purple drawings of bunnies, cats and mouses with the occassional carrot drawing. Golden belts wrapped over her arm and waist with a buckle that had two orange carrots crossing each other. Pieces of hay stuck out of her scarf and a roll of bandages wrapped around her arm. A purple and gold gun with a long carrot decorating the side hung from her belt with a teal bow with a carrot in the middle decorated the side of her hair.
She sighed and opened the top of the tea pot, "Here Blood, happy now?".
"Happy?... Does this look happy to you? I'm a freaking female, MY MANHOOD HAS BEEN CHOPPED FROM ME!"
"Are you going to drink your tea or not?"
"In fact, yes. Yes, I will, but first destroy all those orange sticks of yours."
"Uh... I lost my manhood remember?", Elliot turned red and rubbed the back of her neck.
"NOT THAT STICK!", At this point Blood took out her gun and pointed it at the delicious looking carrot cake decorating the table.
With an evil grin she shot at it until it was mush. Alice sighed, she knew what was coming next. One...two...three. On cue Elliot broke down crying in front of the remains of her beloved carrot cake. "Oh carrot-y... I will always remember you!" A tear slipped from her shining purple eyes, "You.. my friend was supposed to be fated to be... in my STOMACH!"
"Oy! Boss! What's wrong?", The twins rushed from the back door with axes ready. The twins had on a striped long sleeve shirt with cuffs, collars and a tie decorated with a heart, spade, clover and diamond. It opened to reveal a black shirt with a heart pointing upwards and on the other twins the heart was going down. Shorts that matched their eye color and a little cap with pictures of roses surrounding it. Black boots finished their look and they almost looked like 'innocent' angels.
Blood burst into feminine tears and pointed at Elliot, "That stupid rabbit let my tea go cold!"
"Why you little... You destroyed my cake!"
"So? Am I suppose to care?"
"You useless boss!"
Blood gasped and put her gloved hands to her chest, "You fat rabbit! All you do everyday is watch drama and eat carrot cake with your fat self!". Alice looked at Elliot who was trembling. Her orange locks covered her eyes and a deadly presence seemed to surround the rabbit.
"I'm... NOT FAT!", Elliot screamed and Blood erupted into laughter,"Stupid rabbit! You good for nothing-". Elliot charged at her with hands outstretched, "I'm sorry, but you made me do this!" She began to pull at the mafia boss' hair and Alice's face fell hair pulling? Is that what was sooo dangerous?
"What a waste of time... And to think it would've been interesting...", The twins sighed and sat at the far end of the table and began to eat what was left off the smashed carrot cake. The foreigner now turned her head back to the fighting pair and was shocked to find them on the floor holding hands, "I'm sorry.. I did'nt mean it..". Blood smiled with tears forming and Elliot turned red,"S-sure..."
Then Blood turned red and jumped up, "What's wrong with me? My emotions are changing.. and I'm in pain!" Alice groaned and walked over to the panicking boss,"Blood.. I think it's called a 'period'."
"Period? What is that? Is that something special?"
"No. It's what every girl goes through..."
Elliot got up and waved at Alice,"Hi! How are you Alice?". With a raised eyebrow Alice placed her hand on Elliot's forehead, "You're awfully calm considering you lost your male features.."
The twins burst into laughter and walked over while placing a hand on each other's shoulders. "Haha, the fattie's not worried about turning into a female because she was already one!". Elliot turned bright red,"At least I'm not ashamed of it!"
Blood laughed and pointed at the twins, "You two are pathetic! Staying into a child's form to hide your already miniscule breasts." Wtf moment, part two. The twins blushed and pulled their jacket over their chest.
"Okay, you guys seem calm...for now... Gotta go, I got to check on the others!" With a quick wave Alice left the Hatter family and onto her next destination.
Don't be mean to me if I made Blood-chan look bad. Please review! Ok byee I will now go play in the snow outside!