OK, I am very sorry for the long wait! :'( But during that long wait I tried making this chapter hilarious! If you don't like it don't whip me!
Chapter 6- Creepy/cute/insane Circus
Alice stuck her head in the Circus entrance and was shocked to find it- "Empty." Boris crossed her arms and took out her gun while looking suspiciously at a prize teddy bear at one of the game stands. A mischievous smile arose and Alice grabbed the curious cat's tail, "Mreeow! Hisss...", Boris glared at her with golden eyes gleaming.
"Curiousity killed the cat you know!", Alice whispered and Boris returned by her side. "Where are those two Jokers... Do you think they finally looked in the mirror and realized how ugly they were?"
"Hmm.. Where is everybody? Maybe in the prison?", Alice focused her gaze on the huge tent that held the prison where Black held his prisoners and tortured them constantly with his whip. "You know.. If Black is a girl and she's whipping men.. Do you think they enjoy it?", The brunette blushed and slapped Boris upside her head, "Sh-shut up! You're making me nervous about meeting these two in hormonal form."
A soft whimper emanated from one of the stalls and Alice looked over to see a man in his most un-dignified form he can possibly be in. He wore a pink tutu with a huge pink bow on his short brown hair and he ran away crying as soon as he saw the two standing in the entrance.
"Wha-", A flash of brown appeared and a woman wearing a baggy suit with strands of her hair sticking out of her cap ran after the man. "Honey! You forgot your purse!", The woman waved a pink purse in the air and dissappeared into the stalls. Boris hid a smirk and made her way into the tent.
"Hurry up.. I want to see those two in a mini skirt.", Alice followed Boris into the dark tent and down the stone staircase leading into the prison. As they reached the bottom they heard cat calls and the cracking of a whip. "Hey! Shut up you perverted freaks! N-no! H-HEY! LAY OFF THE MONEYMAKERS BUD!", A high pitched voice screamed and the cat calls grew wilder.
Alice saw a woman with a black jacket with gold linings and cuffed sleeves. The collars folded revealing an unbuttoned black undershirt revealing some cleavage with the tie decorated with red hearts hanging in the middle. A belt with golden hoops hung off her slim waist and a black miniskirt with a black bow tying it up. Black boots with golden hoops decorating the sides and dangly hoop earrings with her whip poised high in the air. Her eyepatch had a golden heart decorated on it and it would've looked cute if it wasn't for the evil expression decorating her delicate features. Her long, shiny red hair swished furiously and draped her shoulders.
Boris raised her eyebrow and coughed, "Skank! Cough! Sneeze! Achoo!"
Black glared at the smiling cat and clenched her teeth together, "What. Did. You. Call. Me.?"
"Oh nothing! Cough! Ugly clown! Sneeze!"
Alice slapped Boris, "Um, were just checking to see if you're doing fine.."
"Doing fine? Hahaha.. Do I look effing fine to you?"
"You're looking mighty fine to me!", A prisoner whistled and Black whipped at the prisoner's head. Poor guy.
"Ok.. I'll just go."
"Hold up! You have to see what White has turned into when he found out he turned into a girl. That sad excuse for a evil companion..."
"White? What happened?"
"Oh, you have to see for yourself!"
Black took Alice's hand and pulled her roughly towards the stairs leading into the Circus tent. Once they reached the top she reached for the light switch and flipped it on. The lights blasted into the darkness and revealed everything. In the middle of the ring was White. She was rocking on her bottom while surrounding herself with dolls. She was wearing a black jacket that ended on her waist with a black and red striped shirt underneath.
The jacket had a fireworks design on the sides, a pink scarf with a gold rose holding it together and hoops chained together hung around her neck. Her leggings ended at her knees with a mini skirt decorated with red and black diamonds covering it. Long black ruffles decorated with a red rose hung near a smiling mask with a heart near it's left eye hung over her left leg. A white belt with golden studs held the ruffles and the skirt together, her eyepatch was decorated with a silver heart. Black boots finished off the look.
White rocked back and forth while hugging a teddy bear. "It's okay.. I'm not a girl... Just a nightmare.. Yes. A dream..." Ah! Poor White! What have I done?
"Ugh, face it! Those aren't man titties! They're bona fide girl breasts!", Black tossed the teddy bear that was in White's arms aside.
"No... NO! It can't be.. Mr. Teddy..."
"Wake up! Alice is here."
White looked up at the foreigner with a sad smile, "Hello Alice, I'm sorry the Circus is currently closed right now. Come back whenever I get my dignity back..."
"You mean come back when we ALL get our dignity back! You made the women look like men and the men look like women! That poor idiot wearing a tutu... Because we ran out of dresses and all was left was that little pink tutu..", Black smiled while nodding her head, "Yup, your not the only one I bet."
"Yeah! All the others got turned into girls!"
"B-but.. We have to go through-", White got up and whispered in her ear, "Our period."
Alice looked at Black whose eyes were twitching and hand on her stomach. "Are you going through it too?", She turned to White and the clown shook her head. Oh! So only the mean characters have their periods! That's.. fair I guess. Yeah.. Serves them right!
"UGH what the HELL! I need another PAD!", Black screamed and searched her jacket pockets with a furious look.
"For the last time! We DON'T have pads!", White searched her pockets as well .
"And why is that?"
"Because we used to be boys! Why would we need them!"
"Fffffffffuuuuuu-"
White covered Black's mouth and gave him a wagging finger, "Uh uh uh!"
"Hurry up! My expensive exclusive lace wonder night colored panties are-!" White slapped Black and Black put a hand to her cheek while turning her head slowly towards White. "Why you motherf-!"
Boris covered Alice's pure ears and covered them good so everything else was inaudible, Alice tried to make out the words from Black's mouth. F.. oh so he said. Oh okay.. Ah! Oh my.. I didn't think that word existed! Ah! Bad words! Too much! I'm too innocent for this!
When Black was done flaming she put her hands on her hips and waddled away in a awkward walk. "Poor Black.. It must feel weird with the blood rubbbing against her thighs."
Boris grinned, "Hah good thing we have tampons and the such at Park!" Black turned around and a smile crept on her face, "Tampons and such you say? Might if I accompany you back home then?"
White grabbed Black's arm and helped her walk normally, "Come on we can all go. We need to meet up about how turning into girls overnight can even be possible!"
"Yup." Alice agreed as to not raise suspicion.
The four made their way towards the exit and the little foreigners heart beated nervously as she thought what would happened if they found out it was her fault! But.. Vivaldi would help her, right? Oh well. We will have to see and wait.
Chapter fin! Ahh I'm sorry if it wasn't good! I stayed up overnight to write this so I was sleepy. Review please!