Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or the movie Daybreakers. I want to thank the creators for creating them.

This Can't Be Happening

I should have know that my adorable, yet sometimes annoying, Aunt Alice would show up as soon as Uncle Emmett mentioned Uncle Jasper's name; towing along Uncle Jasper. Poor Uncle Jasper, who for being an empath, always seemed to be lost when it came to Alice and her visions. At least the ones that weren't bad and scary.

"I guess we won't have to wait until next time. Look who just showed up." I said while pointing to the kitchen. "Hi Uncle Jasper, Auntie Alice. Did you have a good hunt?"

"Yes, pumpkin pie" Uncle Jasper said with his hidden southern accent he knows I love. "I love you, but I must say I don't miss having you around while hunting."

"I'm sorry. I can't help it. You do know that, right?" I replied using my exaggerated southern accent I pick from him every time. "I done it again, didn't I?" As a response, Uncle Jasper just sighed and shook his head in disbelief. "OK. Do you really want me to say it?"

"No, don't! If a person could become a millionaire by saying clichés, you'd be the first in history to do so." Uncle Jasper said laughing. "Now, I think we should start up the movie again before Uncle Emmett throws a childish temper tantrum."

"I do not throw fits like a child." Uncle Emmett retorted to Uncle Jasper. Which just made us all laugh; including Uncle Emmett when he realized that he just did so.

I started up the movie again and continued to watch it. Eventually, Aunt Alice lost interest and went to the computer to look at this season's runway fashion shows by all the up and coming designers. I on the other hand, got suck back in when I heard Sam Neil's character tell E.D. "You pity the humans". This time, Uncle Jasper was the one who started to laugh hysterically. Of course, this made Uncle Emmett and I to laugh uncontrollably for no apparent reason. I could only guess as to why again, although I had a really good theory to it. One being Uncle Jasper's empathic ability. He would really know how my dad must have felt all those years before mom came into the picture.

"Let me guess," I was finally able to speak, having gotten myself under control. "Dad really, did pity the human's, didn't he?" Uncle Jasper just nodded his head as an answer, since he was still laughing uncontrollably.

"Quick, Uncle Emmett, think of something really sad and feel it. I always wanted to see if we could stop Uncle Jasper from laughing, as they stop Mary's Uncle Albert in Mary Poppins." This would be the only time where we could accomplish it. I have always wanted to do so, several times before; however my dad would nip it in the bud before it could pass through my lips. And, for some reason it would be Grandfather Carlisle that would tell me not to and leave it. As, if he were the mind reader instead of my dad. I guess it had to do with how well they understood each other's thought process. Having been together for 114 years approximately. We were able to do so, by making Uncle Jasper sad. Just like in Mary Poppins, Uncle Emmett and I started to cry. I even heard Aunt Alice in the other room dry sobbing along with both my uncles.

"Hey it worked!" I exclaimed, "Yippee!" clapping my hands together excitedly.

"Well now, Miss Renesmee." Uncle Jasper started scolding me; you'd think he'd let Uncle Emmett to do it. For I just started laughing again having imagined Ashley Wilkes doing so. Especially with his blond hair, Uncle Jasper does remind me of him. "Now you know. So, don't ever do that again for the rest of eternity. Understood?"

I nodded in response; I could not stop myself from laughing.

"Can we just watch the movie, already?" Uncle Emmett asked sounding like a 12 year old.

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