Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Daybreakers they belong to their genius creators. From now on I'm going to call Edward Dalton: Eddy. So, I can differentiate the two Edwards. Also, not that I will be coping dialog from the movie Daybreakers by Michael & Peter Spierig.
A.N. It's be a while since I updated. Plus I don't want you feel; I have forgotten my fans. So, I am putting this up though it's not fully complete.
Helping the Humans
The cops pull up and ask Edward Dalton "Did you see where they went?" Edward points to a dirt track facing the opposite way and replied "That Way."
"I bet you a thousand dollar that the cops are going to believe Eddy there." Uncle Emmett said to Uncle Jasper.
"Like I'd fall for that one. Of course, the cops going to believe Eddy. I'd might not have Alice's gift, but even I can predict that." Uncle Jasper replied. Sure, enough the cops believed Eddy and headed the way he pointed out. As soon as the coast is clear the humans exit Eddy's car. The leader tells him thank you. He asks if she's okay. In which, she replies "Yeah", then tells him "see you around". Eddy then says, "Somehow I doubt that."
"Yeah, that's because you'll be asleep Bella when Eddy sneaks in your window at night." Uncle Emmett shouted to the TV screen.
"Okay, now I'm lost. What are you talking about? Emmett." In which, I earned a glare from my dad, not liking the way I was being informal with my uncle.
"Just ignore your Uncle Emmett. We all do." Aunt Alice said from the other room. "I sometimes wonder, how many times he must've fell on his head when he was human." I noticed my Dad turned to where Aunt Alice was and mouthed thank you. As we continued watching, a woman's voice announces that there is exactly one hour till the sun rises. Then Eddy enters his living room turn on the morning news. The news anchor announces; it's been ten years since the outbreak, vampiric wildlife wondering out into the sunlight has been the major cause for forest fires though out the nation. The ban of feeding on wildlife has not detoured people from doings so. He then switched the channel; that is having a commercial for a fabricated product called SUBWALK.
"Oops, I guess we're going to have to be more careful." Uncle Emmett exclaimed. I couldn't help but laugh at that, for the simple reason I was thinking the exact same thing. This caused Uncle Jasper to start chuckling and Dad to laugh because of Jasper while shaking his head in disbelief.
"I might be the mind reader in the family. Yet, I still cannot comprehend why Emmett and you enjoy these kinds of movies, Renesmée." Dad groaned. I placed my hand on his cheek showing him enjoying the movie as much as the rest of us. Which just made Dad moaned "Great!"
"That's it!" Aunt Alice stormed into the family room where we sat watching the movie. "I can't take it anymore. I got to see, what all the hysterics is about?" Instead, of having to rewind the movie to the beginning, I used my gift to show Aunt Alice what she missed. She started to giggle finally understanding what all the fuss was for. Then, I came to the part where I tested out my Mary Poppins' theory on Uncle Jasper. I heard Dad growled at first, the started to laugh at the way Aunt Alice pouted at me for doing so. Who knew that my lovable Aunt could get so angry? For once, making her look like the vampire she truly was.
"Oops, Sorry Auntie Alice. I didn't mean to show you that." I said sheepishly. I turned to my dad to see if I was going to be in as much trouble that I feared. He looked back at me and shook his head no, but mouthing to me that when mom got back we'll talk about it.
When I turned back to the movie; Eddy was misting his orchids with water. Then next thing you hear is a woman's voice saying ['security alert. Back door's ajar.'] A guy (who looks like a college student) walks in and says "Hey, ED." Eddy tells the guy "I hardly recognized you." After, this there is a little bit more conversation. Finally, we find out that they're related. When, the college guy say's "Some birthday party, Bro." Eddy then say's that "Yeah, well I turned 35 ten times. Birthdays are pointless.
"Ha! Eddy sound like our Bella, not Edward." Uncle Emmett joked.
Then the brother goes to the fridge, fills the tumbler with ice. Eddy opens the bottle noticing it's human blood. His brother mentions that even the animal ones is getting harder to find. Eddy refuses: mentioning that he doesn't touch human blood. The two finally argue over the point of the blood. I lost interest, my gaze wondered over to Uncle Emmett sucking and licking his pointer finger like it was a lollipop. Aunt Alice having for scene what Uncle Emmett was about to do nudged Uncle Jasper in the ribs. At that moment Uncle Emmett stuck his wet finger into Jasper ear wiggling it around.
Uncle Jasper turned toward Uncle Emmett glared at him; calmly yelled, "Don't do that!"
"Do, what? I didn't do anything." Uncle Emmett replied in the most innocent voice he could manage.
At this point, Dad and I started to giggle. Aunt Alice was having a hard time trying to stifle her giggles. I noticed that she had her glazed over look to her eyes. In which, Dad started to giggle a little harder having read Aunt Alice thoughts. Uncle Jasper turned staring at my Dad: having silently asking him (I can only guess) what's so funny? This gave Aunt Alice the chance to give Uncle Jasper another wet Willie.
Of course, Uncle Jasper assumed Uncle Emmett did it. Turned to Uncle Emmett and said, "I told you not to do that."
"Do what?" This time Uncle Emmett really was innocent and didn't have to fake it.
We continued to watch the movie; Uncle Jasper started to slouch back into the couch where he was sitting. Uncle Emmett began to inch closer to Jasper intending to give him one more, wet Willie. As Uncle Emmett started to poke his venom cover finger into Uncle Jasper's ear. Uncle Jasper suddenly snatched hold of Uncle Emmett's wrist and started twisting it.
Uncle Jasper, in his most calm commanding voice said, "Emmett, this is the last time, I am going to tell you. So listen carefully. Okay?" Uncle Emmett nodded. "Good. Now, I'm going to let go. If you wish to keep your hand, you will stop poking your wet venom cover finger in my ear. Understood?"
Uncle Emmett gulped, stiffened, saluted, and finished it with a "Yes Sir!" I started to laugh out loud, having just envisioned the whole dining room scene in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Of course, Uncle Jasper was the Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and Uncle Emmett was Jar-Jar Binks. In which, my Dad, Aunt Alice and somewhat reluctantly Uncle Jasper all gawked at me. As if I have lost my mind. Slowly, but surely Uncle Emmett started chuckling in his Santa Clause like manner. He finally realized what the whole situation must have looked liked to me. Of course, He would be the one to know why I was laughing the way I was. It was he; who introduce me to the whole Star Wars saga in the first place. The movie was still playing when the first of the pack arrived.
"Oh Man! Hey, you started with out me!" Seth complained. "Nessie, I thought Emmett and you were going to wait for me."
"Sorry, Seth can't help it if you mutts have to sleep more than 8 hours." I retorted sarcastically.
"Whatever, Nessie! You'll just jealous."
"Yeah, sure. In your dreams."
"So, What'd I miss?" Seth asked.
"Oh, nothing much. Just that we established that the two lead characters are our Edward and Bella." Uncle Emmett putting his two cents in.
"No, really what did I miss?"
"Nothing much, like Uncle Emmett just said. I'll show you, if you don't believe me." I replied.
"Gnaw, no need. I believe you the first ten minutes of these flick are always so boring."
As we continued to watch the movie, Jacob and Paul came in bickering like two children. It then turned in to a wrestling match between them. They kept on at it, winding up in front of the 62" HD Flat Screen Television.
"Come on Jacob, get out of the way we're watching a movie here." Seth complained.
"You heard the Kid." Uncle Emmett remarked. "Watch it dog. Would you? You're going to wind up killing the TV instead of Paul."
"Whatever, leach." Jacob yelled back to Uncle Emmett over Paul growling sounding just like an angry dog.
"Hey Jasper, how much you want to bet that Paul can take out Jacob?"
"Hmm, well I don't know I would have to say that Jacob could take out Paul. So, considering that I would say ten thousand dollars in favor of Jacob."
"Fine, ten thousand it is. But my bet's on Paul here."
"You're crazy Emmett. Paul going to lose, for the simple fact he fight like a new born vampire." Uncle Jasper commented, making Seth and I look in his direction.
"I agree with Jasper. My bet is on Jacob. Hey, Ness could you spot me ten G's?" Seth put in.
"Seth, why don't you ask Dad? You know I can't touch a dime in my account." I said.
"Well, Edward?" Seth asked adding to it the saddest puppy dog eyes you could ever imagined.
That's when it happened. Jacob managed to push Paul into our T.V. The last thing we all saw was the mutated ill vampire that looked like a bat. I guess that's where that myth came from.
"Just great!" Uncle Emmett yelled. "Not only did I just loose ten thousand dollars. I'm going to be the one blamed for breaking the television again by Mom, when she gets home. This time it wasn't even my fault. You owe us a television mutt!" Uncle Emmett said pointing his finger at Jacob.
"What makes you think that?" Jacob retaliated weakly knowing full well that this was indeed his fault.