Chapter 3 Lololo and Lalala
Alright Kirby finally gets to have a showdown with Lololo, and Lalala! And thanks to my one reviewer Dokeshisan I can now have a MUCH better battle. And now my great fans I give you Kirby Super Star The True Story chapter 3!
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Sakana had forced Kirby to go to work with him, saying that "I'll need help it's going to be a busy day, and besides I'll pay you however you like!" The obvious choice for Kirby was food, and Sakana had no problems with that just as long as Kirby worked diligently. After their deal Kirby demanded that they eat breakfast. Sakana did most of the cooking while Kirby helped out by grabbing the necessary ingredients from Sakana's clustered cabinets. Kirby eventually had to inhale all the items in the cabinet to find just one ingredient.
The food Sakana had cooked consisted mainly of fish and a tomato for Kirby. Sakana had started to slowly eat his food with a fork and spoon, while Kirby had already inhaled his food. The duo then proceeded off to work. On their way they passed several new decorations that had been recently hung up
"Every day early in the morning volunteers get up and replace the old decorations with the new ones. The decorations Correspond to the specific event of The Dream Festival on that day. Since today is the Feast day all the decorations should correspond to food." Unfortunately for Sakana he had lost Kirby halfway through his explanation, as Kirby was busy gazing at the décor; which as Sakana had said, was in the shape of food.
"My personal favorite of the festivals is the day of fireworks! We in the Float Islands normally don't have fireworks it scares the fish around here, but events such as these… there are no exceptions."
Kirby was still not listening.
"Well… I'm pretty sure I know what your favorite event is." Sakana said as he looked at Kirby, who was still staring at the décor. The two reached Sakana's stand, and Sakana went to unlock it. Sakana started to talk as he unlocked the fish stall
"Hmmm I'm not quite sure what you should do around here… are you any good at chopping?" Images flashed through Kirby's head of him using the cutter ability to strike down several of his enemies. Kirby had decided that… yeah he was pretty good at cutting!
"Nya!"
"Hmmm… alright washing dishes it is then!" Kirby grimaced at the sound of washing things. He thought How boring! Kirby slowly walked to the back of the stand where he sulked by the sink, while Sakana hung the "OPEN," sign up, and took his place at the front of the stand. Several people walked by ignoring the stand, (most likely because they wanted to save their appetites for the feast.) much to Sakana's dismay. A few people stopped at the stand, however they didn't buy much, and most of them just looked at the fish. Kirby had a lot to do. Sense Sakana never had a dish washer most of the dishes just piled up in the sink over the days. Kirby had just piled another load of dishes into the rinsing sink when he noticed a broom in the corner.
Once again images flashed through his head of past experiences with the broom. Remembering the good times, Kirby ran over to the broom and inhaled it. Kirby's hand started to glow, and the figure of a broom appeared. A yellow blue starred kerchief appeared on Kirby's head. Kirby had become cleaning Kirby. Kirby transformed his broom into some detergent and poured the entire bottle onto the dishes. Immediately all of the grime was magically removed from the dishes. Kirby then transformed the detergent into a towel and dried off the dishes. Kirby took a tray and brought out the plates to show to Sakana.
"Hmmm what've you got there... guaahhhhhhhh!" Sakana was shocked to see that, not only all the dishes had been cleaned, but that Kirby had done it so fast!
"Huh-bu-wh-how? All the dishes… have been… done?" Kirby nodded his head "And where did you get that kerchief?" Kirby shrugged.
"Uhhhhh well…. I guess you're a natural at washing dishes then eh?" Kirby smiled proudly and nodded.
"Well I guess that means you'll stay on washing dishes since you're so good at it." Kirby frowned and walked to the back of the stall. Sakana continued to serve the few customers that actually did want to eat before the feast, while Kirby having done all the dishes sat down on the tiled floor and got rid of his cleaning ability. He was bored beyond all forms of boredom. Kirby started to think of ways to entertain himself. He looked in the two back closets, but the only things in there were cleaning supplies, ones that had never been used. He crawled into every tight space he could find, but he only managed to spot two mice that he promptly chased after. Kirby had finally found something that was at least slightly exciting, and it wasn't the mice. Kirby had found the freezer, and more importantly he had looked in it. Kirby started to inhale, and he soon had a mouthful of frozen raw fish. Kirby spat out the fish in disgust, and felt like crying everything I try to eat ends up tasting disgusting! Kirby left the freezer and closed the door behind him. He had decided that he was going to confront Sakana and demand that they do something else.
"Thank you come again!" Kirby walked out to the front of the stand, and started tugging on Sakana's apron.
"Yes Kirby what is it?" Kirby pointed down the street, signifying that he wanted go. "I'm sorry Kirby but we can't leave until the feast bell rings at one A.M." Sakana looked up at his shops clock.
"Oh my that's in ten minutes we have to go now if we are going to get good seats!" Sakana put his chopping knife in his apron pocket, grabbed Kirby's hand, and dragged him up the street. As they were running Sakana decided to explain.
"Okay since today is the food event, it means that everybody in Float Islands gets to dine with the King and Queen. And the first people there get to sit by them! It's been my dream! If we get by them I can discuss business and maybe they'll let me be their royal cook! Kirby enough of this dragging business we've got to hurry!" Sakana let go of Kirby's hand, and forced him to run by himself. Kirby cooperated, and sped on towards the castle. Sakana had found a shortcut to the castle over the years of being the last one to the castle, and the two promptly took it. The bell started to ring. Luckily Kirby, and Sakana had already reached the field surrounding the castle. Sakana glanced back and he was filled with worry.
"Oh no here they come!" A huge mob of citizens was rushing to the castle all screaming angrily at Sakana.
"You cheater!"
"Fool!"
"I won't tolerate this!"
"Nor will I!" Then the mob screamed in unison
"We'll get you Sakana!"
"Hurry Kirby run faster!" The two increased their pace until they were sprinting. Since the castle was located at the top of a steep hill, their climb got progressively harder. Sakana panted heavily while Kirby puffed for air to try and puff up above the crowd, however since he could not catch his breath Kirby simply managed to gasp constantly. Their climb started to get easier as the hill leveled out. Kirby and Sakana continued to run on the flat area of the hill. Sakana struggled to keep his chef's hat on, while Kirby struggled with running while hungry. The crowd had become closer to the duo, and they had increased their anger levels. Kirby dashed over to the draw bridge of the castle where a large red platform stood. Sakana started to lose his pace and he felt like stopping. Kirby glanced back and noticed Sakana's tired disposition. Kirby, who was tired himself, almost had decided that it was best to leave Sakana behind, but then he remembered something. It's been my dream! If we get by them i can discuss business and maybe they'll let me be their royal cook! Kirby's face filled with determination. He opened his mouth and started to inhale.
Sakana was sucked into the mouth of Kirby.
"Waaaahhh Kirby what're you do-" But before he could finish Sakana was sucked into the dark hole that is Kirby's stomach. Kirby staggered for a moment, he was over stuffed, and he had inflated several times his size. Kirby took a step and he bounced a little as he did. Kirby gathered up his strength and spat out Sakana. The fish vendor flew straight to the platform. As he flew over it his velocity dropped like a rock… as did he. Sakana crashed down onto the platform and several streamers flew high into the sky. Sounds of cheering filled Sakana's ears and the drawbridge started to open.
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However about an hour before Sakana had landed on the platform problems had been going on in castle Lololo.
"Well you two listen here! Cause old Dedede gots something to tells ya!" Lololo flew over to King Dedede angry at his proposition.
"We don't want to hear your stupid proposition Dedede! Lalala and I are going to have to say no!"
"Listen to his majesty and do what he says!" Escargoon intervened.
"Just listen if you give us all your guyses food, we'll give ya a sparklin' star!"
"Which means you and your kingdom will get to find more food!"
Lololo thought this over. Give away all the food in return for something that will allow them to locate more food. Or keep the food.
"Lalala what do you think?"
"Well… our people won't go hungry… and… there will be less poverty." Lololo turned back to King Dedede.
"I think we have decided…. You may take our food… BUT you will have to convince the other residents that your intentions are good."
"HA won't have to our little friend here Tac is gonna take the food by force! Another thing… That little pink ball Kirby's on his way to take ya'll down!"
"What who is this Kirby?" King Dedede could hardly contain his excitement. These two rulers had no clue whom Kirby. what a perfect chance for some deception.
"Kirby is the most evilest vilest creature eva. He caused me so much trouble it's not even funny!"
"Very well Dedede we'll keep an eye out for this Kirby."
King Dedede glanced up, and he formed a wicked smile.
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and Kirby were rushed into the castle by hundreds of Waddle Dees. The two were promptly placed at the head table with Lololo and Lalala. Kirby appeared to be confused over the sudden rush of events. The rest of the crowd was ushered into the dining hall and they were placed at separate tables. Once everybody had taken a seat tons of Waddle Dees dressed up in tuxedos ran out of the kitchen door. The Waddle Dees ran about taking orders as many as their brains could hold. Once the Waddle Dees had finished, they all lined up single file, and marched back into the kitchen. Conversation started up at all of the other tables. At Kirby's table Lololo was the first to speak.
"So then who are these two visitors?" Sakana did not hesitate to answer.
"Oh well my name is Sakana uhh… I run the uh… fish stall…. Um downtown."
"Oh you do? I've been to quite a bit of the seafood restaurants down there, they're horridly expensive!"
"Oh no your majesty my stall is very cheap! Why just yesterday I gave away a snow crab from Secret Sea for free!"
"OH for free well I think it would be best if we paid you a visit some time."
"Oh right about that I was uhh thinking that maybe…"
"Oh you didn't introduce your little friend here." Lalala said.
"Oh that's right! This little fella fell from the sky right in front of me! His name is Kirby!" Lololo and Lalala's faces darkened.
"You have helped a traitor that will be the end of Float Islands Sakana!"
"What but Kirby's really friendly!"
"That's not what Dedede said! Guards!" Hundreds of Waddle Doos burst into the room all carrying spears. They circled around the table and pointed their spears at Sakana and Kirby.
"Hmmm actually it has been quite a while since I have done any form of fighting. Care to help me out my fair queen?"
"Oh my it has been quite a while…. Alright I accept!" The Waddle Doos stepped back to allow room for a fight. Lololo floated up into the air and summoned and emerald green block.
"Here Kirby take this!" Lololo set the block on fire and launched it at Kirby who dodged out of the way. Kirby however was not off the hook and he was soon hit in the back by a spiked block from Lalala. Kirby fell face first on the red carpeted floor. He attempted to stand back up but he fell backward due to fatigue. Another thing started to form in Lololo's hand but instead of a block this was a spiked ball known as a Gordo. Lalala summoned another Gordo and they threw them in sync. Kirby had just enough time to roll out of the way, but he was still exhausted and could hardly stand on his feet. Sakana was starting to freak out, he had no clue on how he could help out, and he didn't know who to help. He sat in his chair staring at Kirby getting battered by emerald blocks thrown from the two royals. Kirby groaned, and closed his eyes; his skin had changed from bright pink to grim gray. Sakana couldn't take it anymore, and he desperately searched for something to increase Kirby's strength. Unfortunately there was nothing. The Waddle Dees hadn't brought out the food so he couldn't help replenish Kirby. There was silverware but what good would that do? There was also the chopping knife Sakana had put in his apron pocket upon leaving his shop. Sakana had little hope left but he still decided that anything goes.
"KIRBY CATCH!" Kirby glanced up to see Sakana throwing his chopping knife at Kirby. Gathering up all of his strength Kirby started to inhale. Sakana was shocked to see this. Did Kirby think the knife was food? The knife flew into Kirby's mouth and his pink color was restored; then the strange thing happened. Kirby jumped into the air and did several flips. A yellow cap with two angel wings on the sides formed on Kirby's head. A blade formed on the top of the cap. Kirby had become Cutter Kirby.
"Oh I get it now. Kirby didn't think it was food; it was a weapon to him! GO GET EM KIRBY!"
"Ha just cause he's got a blade doesn't mean he'll win!" Lololo said confidently. Kirby grabbed the blade from his cap and tossed it like a boomerang at Lololo. The blade cut right through the block he was forming and hit Lololo directly. The blade circled around and went straight back for Kirby who caught it with ease. Kirby spun around and tossed the blade in Lalala's direction, who dodged the blade. Unfortunately cutter gives Kirby the ability to throw two blades. Lalala wasn't so fortunate as to avoid the last one. Enraged and recovered Lololo summoned two blocks, one was black, while the other was white. The blocks exploded; the black one enveloped Lololo, while the white one enveloped Lalala. The two mists formed together, and revealed a combined form of Lololo and Lalala. It was purple and had an orange tuft of hair.
"We are Fofa! Prepare to die Kirby!" Fofa summoned a black block in its right hand, and a beam shot out of it. Kirby grabbed the blade on his hat and used it as a shield against the beam. The beam ricocheted off the blade and it bounced back to the black block. The block crumbled to pieces. Fofa was not finished, and it summoned a white block in its left hand, and spikes started to shoot out of the block. Kirby found no way to be able to destroy the White Block. Kirby instead had a different idea. He ran up under Fofa, who hadn't noticed him yet. Kirby took off his blade, gripped it with both hands and rocketed upwards to the purple monster. The blade sliced through Fofa, and Lololo and Lalala were split back into two. Lololo fell onto the floor, while Lalala flew over to him.
"Oh dear… but… we….can't lose….no….we won't lose!" Lalala summoned another fire covered block, but she was stopped by a hand on her shoulder. It was Lololo's.
"NO dear…. Kirby he's far too…. Powerful….I think Dedede might've been telling a lie…. Kirby…. Is a hero…. Not…..a villain." Kirby smiled and jumped up and down. Lololo laughed and stood up.
"I think that Kirby here is indeed a hero no conqueror. I mean just look at him! Kirby I think I know that you're going after Dedede, so let me tell you where he is going next. He said that he was heading off to bubbly clouds where the mighty dictator cloud Kracko lives. Kracko is no friend make no alliances, he most likely attempt to kill you once you get near his palace so be warned. Sakana!"
"Oh uh yes your highness?"
"Of course you can be our royal chef! Anyone who's that lenient with good food and low prices, is welcome here!" Sakana gasped and fell over in shock. Kirby, Lololo, Lalala and the Waddle Dee guards all started to laugh. Lololo offered Kirby to stay and enjoy the rest of the meal. Kirby gladly accepted, he wanted to have a break before heading back up into food shaped clouds. The four dined peacefully once the shocked Sakana woke up, his dream finally a reality.
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Yes finally done! I personally think that some of this could have been better, but I was excited to move onto Kracko. And I sort of had some writers block about in the middle of the chapter. I also think I went overboard over King Dedede's diologue but enough of the complaining. Fofa is actually in the anime, in the japenese dub his name is lola but that is stupid so I used Fofa! Anyways see ya'lls later. I will end with a quote from King Dedede
AH NEED AH MONSTAH TA CLOBBAH THAT THERE KIRBAH!