Title: Selective
Hearing
Characters: Don
Flack, Lindsay Monroe
Author's Note:
Look, in the tall grasses on the dry plains… it's jealous!Flack.
Rating: T
"I'm going to pretend I didn't just hear that, Lindsay."
"But Flack, would you—"
"No buts. When I say pretend, I mean I'm gonna burn that memory straight outta my brain, understand?"
"It's a girl thing, Flack. You'd just as soon get used to the fact that I find other men attractive."
"See? I'm not listening. What you just said went in one ear and out the other. I heard nothing."
"Why are you being like this?"
"Cause I refuse to come to terms with the fact that you find other men, besides me, attractive. It's a guy thing."