Round 2

ED POV

"Got it," Emmett said. He dealt out the cards and made his little speech on the game of MAO.

I didn't think I want to know what this rule was gonna be. I was just getting that vibe from Emmett.

Emmett turned over a card, and then LICKED me. On my FACE. I wiped it off. "That's sick," I informed him, looking around for some disinfectant

Emmett threw cards at everyone, including me. "NONE OF YOU LICKED EDWARDY SPEDWARD! Love the cards." I didn't want to know what Spedward meant or where it came from. Not wanting to know seemed to be a pattern with Emmett.

I was licked. Licked. Licked like a freaking lollipop. I'd quit the game, but I know that would upset Bella, so I couldn't. I played a six of clubs. I took my anger out by plowing down Alice and singing that dumb song. I ripped the rubber ducky up. I... was pissed.

"YOU DIDN'T LICK YOURSELF, and DUCKKKYYYYY!" Emmett mourned the loss of his rubber friend. "You were my only soulmate." Rosalie glared at him. "In a friendship kinda way?" Rosalie shook her head. "But I actually love Rosalie?" Rosalie fake smiled, then glared at Emmett. "OK fine. I hated you, RD. Happy?"

"Immensely so, Emm- Emm," Rosalie said coyly. Then Emmett caused a distraction by playing a card and everyone lunged at my face.

"EWW EWW EWW EWWW EWWWWWWWWWW," Bella screamed. Oh my god, is she okay? I checked her over for injuries, anything. "No, Edward, I'm fine... I don't even wanna say it." I noted that Jasper was almost crying in a corner while Alice comforted him.

"Oh god, did you two... um... lick my face at the same time in the same place." Bella sobbed and nodded. "Aww," I said, patting her on the back soothingly.

Bella looked like she was about to vomit. "Oh, what, you didn't like it?" Emmett asked. A blonde vampire head, a short black vampire head, Bella's head, and my head snapped up. We tackled him and were about to pull him into peices and into the nearest bonfire when we were stopped by a chiming, sweet voice.

"UNCLE EMMY! NOOOOOOO!" Nessie dashed in and started biting us off of him. "Mommy, Daddy, what were you doing? And Auntie Alli and Uncle Jazz? I LIKE Uncle Emmy! Auntie Rosalie, why didn't you stop them?" My five- year- old looking daughter complained.

"Well," I said, scooping her up, "Uncle Emmy did something not nice during a game we were playing."

"OOH OOH I wanna play!" Nessie said, her long curls shining, chocolate brown eyes begging. I shot a look at Bella.

"Sure," Bella said. Uh-oh.

Nessie ended up winning- because Emmett went easy on her for entering halfway through the game- while I ran to the kitchen for a towel.

"Hey Esme," I called to my mom in the kitchen. "Why all the cooking?"

"Jacob is coming over tonight to babysit Nessie- I mean Renesmee. I thought making him dinner would be nice. Pass on my love to your silly siblings."

I promised I would and left with my towel.

I passed on Esme's love to the family, and a maniac glint appeared in Nessie's eyes. "I have a new rule. Go Uncle Emmy."

Oh, God help us all.

Emmett's Rules of the Game of MAO:

Spades- tackle Bella.

If you are not Alice, when you play a red card you must kiss Jasper.

Red kings and black sixes- you must stand on Alice and sing "Rubber Ducky" song from Sesame Street WITH DANCE.

Every other odd- numbered black card and all even- numbered red cards- Bow down to Mao.
When you see (not play, see) a card played, lick Edward.

Okay, this one's a third of the length of the last one, but there are considerably less rules to be learned. This chapter was also written years ago.

xoxo,

bekeyboo ;)