Not much to do today, so I guess I'll continue :)
Their journey eventually lead them into the dark and spooky mines of Mordia.
They began sleeping. While Bilbo was sleeping. Goblins sneaked up to him. Bilbo woke up to see goblins looking back at him as if ome what courious about him. Bilbo screamed in fear, the Goblins did the same, and the noise made the dweaves begin screaming, EVERYONE was screaming. Until the Dweaves and Bilbo where captured.
They were taken deep into Mordia. And met the Goblin leader.
"OH GOD! WHY YOU SO FAT!" Bomber mocked him. The great Goblin ignored the insult. Bomber wasn't in the position to be mocking somebody's weight, because he's exactly THIN himself, but for some reason he did.
"Ser we found these intruders" said one of the Goblins. "And check out the Hobbits weapon" Said another Goblin pointing to Bilbos sword. "I think they are here to rob us" Said the great Goblin. Therin thought fast. "Not me, EVERYONE ELSE! Particularly Bilbo, he's insane" Therin cried. "REALLY!" Bilbo cried angrily. A Goblin took out a flameflower (god knows, how he got it). The Goblins where going to burn their prisoners. Unfortunately for them, their lack of most forms of commen intelligence had them end burning themselves with it. The great Goblin had it worst, and most of the fire was blown on him. The remaining Goblins panicked and ran off.
Moment of silence until Gandalf happened by. "WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU!" Bifer cried. "YA! WE WHERE CAPTURED NO THANKS TO YOU!" Dwelt cried. "I have you know, I was off doing very important wizard like things" Gandalf replied.
Shows Gandalf cuddled in a ball and sucking his thumb, a few miles away.
"Besides, I just saved you guys from the Goblins" Gandalf replied. "What the devil are you talking about, that wasn't you, they did to themselves, LITURARY!" Bilbo said. "The book itself sayed it was me, that burned them" Gandalf said. "Ya but" Bilbo started, but was cut short, when Gandalf screamed, "DON'T! JUDGE! THE BOOK!" The Bilbo and the Dwarves looked at each other in confusion.
Everyone was running out trying to escape. Bilbo accidently fell from an edge. And everything went black.
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