Bilbo woke up in a dark cave and soon discovered a ring on the ground. "LOST! I LOST IT! MY PRECIOUS IS LOST!" Called a voice from the distance. Bilbo placed the mysterious ring into his little pocket.

Bilbo ran into Gollum. "I got a game, If I win I you have to help me escape. What am I it starts with a H?" Bilbo asked

"Hobo?" Gollum asked. "No" Bilbo replied.

"Horny?"

"HA!, I wish"

"Happy?"

"Not really"

"Hag?"

"No"

"Hated?"

"How did you... I mean NO!"

"Horse?"

"No"

"HOBBIT! I'M AN F***IN HOBBIT! YOU MORON!" Bilbo screamed at him. "Oh" Said Gollum. "Can you help me get out now?" Bilbo asked. "I want another game" Gollum said. "Fine" Bilbo replied. Bilbo felt the ring in his pocket. "What's this in my pocket here" Bilbo said quietly to himself. "STRING!" Gollum cried. "What?" Bilbo asked. "YOU GOT STRING IN YOUR POCKET!" Gollum cried. 'Oh right' Bilbo thought. "Nope" he answered. Gollum began thinking of everything one would have in their pocket. He asked lots of guesses, but each one was wrong. Gollum seemed to have a very short attention span, and gave up easily.

He decided to help Bilbo out. And he showed him the exit. "Wait a minute" Gollum said, getting smart. "That was a rehetolicar question wasn't it, it wasn't something I was suppose to answer" Gollum said turning to Bilbo. Bilbo was getting scared, because he knew Gollum was right. He started speed walking. "WHAT'S HE GOT IN HIS POCKETESS!" Gollum screamed leaping at Bilbo. Bilbo dodged him and ran out. "BAGGGIN!" Gollum screamed from the distances.

LATER!

Bilbo made it out, and ran into, Gandalf and the band of dwarves. "Where the hek where you?" asked Dori the dwarf. Bilbo began telling the whole story. The dwarves found it humorish the way Gollum was trying to guess what Bilbo was, particularly that a horse was one of his guesses. "Better then I thought happened to you" Said Therin. Shows tombstone with Bilbo's name on it. Bilbo took out the ring and took a good look at it. It was golden. And obviously Bilbo had no idea about its evil propose.

"This ring kind of creeps me out" Bilbo admitted. "Come on Bilbo.. It's just a silly little ring... I mean it isn't like it has extreme powers.. And was created in the hell's land of Mordor, and belonged to a horrible dark lord named Souron, and nearly thousands of years ago Souron used it to nearly rule middleearth, only for it to carze a war between Mordor, and an alliance of remaining men and Elves.. During of witch Souron himself is defeated, and lost of his great ring, and witch soon was taken by the king of me, who at the time. was over taken by arrogance thanks to the rings power, and eventually it got him randomly killed by a few Orcs.. And the ring is dropped into the deep ocean, to be lost for nine and half thousand years, only to be discovered by Smeagul and a friend of his, who ends up strangled by Smeagal, who is posioned by the rings power, and thanks to great amounts of greed and arragance transforms into Gollum, and remains that way for ever more. And at one point of his life Gollum drops it, and you find it, and after the adventure we are taking here, you keep it in the Shire, secretly, and it denies you old age... And eventually Gantalf gives it to a future nephew of yours. Named, Frodo, who ends up taking having to take Mount doom, on a journey that takes three high volumed books, and three long movies based on them" Berlin said, and everyone laughed.

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