I Kissed A Guy: Chapter 4
"Uhh..God not you too..." S said shaking her head.
"S give me a chance to explai-" L tried to explain.
"L have you ever considered the fact that I don't want you to explain at all?"L shook his head.
"And the fact that I don't really want to know what you and that...that..err, tranny? Are doing." L shook his head again. Someone threw a pillow at S's head.
"I AM NOT A TRANSVESTITE, I AM A 17 YEAR OLD BOY LIVING A PERFECTLY NORMAL LIFE!" Light screamed at the top of his lungs. S looked at him like he was crazy.
"Aw, shit, now everyones gonna come~ weelll bye then girlyy!" S said cheerfully
"FOR THE LA- "S and K left the room and Light was interrupted by l smashing his lips ontoo lights.
L moved away and said, "Light be a good girl and hide under the bed again?" Light nodded." By the way I'll put on some clothes this time so that you hopefully dont get another nosebleed"
"You knew…?" Light said.
"Of course I did, because I am L."
"Then what did we have?"
"Huh?"
"Last night what did we have, what were we doing? Why am I in here, at Wammy's house? Who are those girls?"
"…"
"L what happened?"
"…"
"L..."
"…"
"L...?"
"…"
"L!"
"Someone is comming, be a good boy and hide now Light, in the closet." L said shoving Light in the closet with all of his belongings.
"He-" Light protested.
"Shut up." L closed the door on Light's face.
Watari entered the room and said, "L-sama what was all that noise?"
"Maybe Mello was yelling down the hall? Because i could have sworn I saw S and K walking by."
"I see. Then i shall leave now."
"Watari wait-"
"Yes L?"
"Do you hate S?"
"I rather not say..."
"Please be honest with me,Watari, i always keep things confidential when needed."
"Personally, i hate her. She is a pain in the- Nevermind."
"Ahhh!" A female voiced yelled from the closet... Watari and L turned to the closet. Out came Light, fully clothed. "L, I'm leaving you."
K and S skipped down the halls of Wammy's house. Well S skipped while K tried to follow. They went to the cafeteria where most of the students from Wammy's House were. Everyone glanced at the skipping S and started murmuring about her. S stood up on a nearby empty table.
"Hey, motherfuckers!" S yelled at them. They turned to look at her. Some began to crowd around the table she was standing on. "L's got a bitch! I found them naked in his bed this morning!"
"What did she look like?" Someone from the crowd around the table asked.
"It had short brown hair, really flat, and thinks its a boy." S explained.
"It?" Another person asked.
"It. I have no idea whether that person is male or female. But I don't think L would share a bed with a man..."
"He would." A guy said, standing up. He had short black hair, tall, looked around 21. "I did it with him once.."
"..." Was everyone's reaction. The cafeteria was filled with silence until, " So you and L are gay... " He nodded.
" WIN! " Near yelled. Everyone stared.
S's P.O.V.
Whoaa, Near likes L?
OH
MY
GOD
!
I'm not surprised. Even Mello liked L too. Well until he fell head over heels for my onii-chan, Mattie~
Damn, just hot damn! Its one hell of a akaward silence right now.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK...!
K is staring at me.. Bleh I have to break the scilence. Stupid K. So being the amazing person I can be I said, "Near, no one is suprised. You and L? Never gonna happen. L and his tranny bitch- Together Forever. Just do him and the tranny bitch a favor and go fuck yo Ken doll."
Hahaha, K is smirking! Ha ha ha! She's proud of me! :D what an amazing friend I am! :DD
No, I'm just kidding. She's shaking her head. Ohhh shit! I fucked up, again :33 OMG, NEAR IS STARING AT ME WITH HIS ALBINO-NESS! FAACK, WHAT DO I DO? Wait, is he moving near to me? Boyy, GO AWAY! Wait, why is his head moving toward me? WHERE THE FACK IS HIS HAND GOING? Wait its kinder high. Okay, looks like I'm not gonna be groped today! Oh horray! Let's all celebrate!
DEAR SHIT! WHY IS HIS FACE SO CLOSE TO MINE? OMFGGG._."
Everything happened so fast, there was the smashing, the invading, the pushing, the falling. oh hey, i'm on the ground and the albino faggot is ontop of me.. oh hey, we're making out...
Haha I updated, earlier(: You proud of me? Hope so.. Anyway, this is NOT a NearxOC fic, but it could be if you wanted it to be... You know, just putting it out there... BTW, S will be with someone, just not Near.. I personally don't like Near , hence the "..go fuck you ken doll" line. Therefore, it makes this fic a NearxKenDoll fic. They'll happen , just in the end. Please Review or you'll find Near's Ken Doll in yo bed!