I'll skip to the dragon, because I have no ideas for anything before..
Bilbo and dwarves arrived in a cave. Bilbo was forced to search through it. Eventually Bilbo stammered aporn the dragon known as Smaug.
Smaug saw Bilbo.
'just stay calm' Bilbo thought.
"What are you doing inside my home?" Smaug asked in a non threatening tone.
Despite this, Bilbo broke down, out of fear.
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I CAN TELL JOKES!" He cried.
"Alright" Smaug said seeming interested.
Bilbo used a SpongeBob line. "What do call a snail on a ship, A SNAILER!" Bilbo cried and started laughing at his own lame joke.
"OH MY GOD! THAT WAS TERRIBLE!" Smaug cried angrily.
"I'm going take out my sudden anger by destorying the nearby village" Smaug cried and flew off.
LATER!
Smaug, with his mrw found anger, was destroying the village.
The soldiers threw a bunch of black arrows at him, nbut all had missed.
However.
Shortly shortly, Smaug had a random heart attack died anyway.
MUSH LATER!
The villagers told that Smaug was dead. "But why did he have a heart attack?" Bomber asked. "Who cares the danger is gone" Berlin said. "WELL I'M STILL FAT!" Bomber cried angrily.
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