lol sorry guys I said at the end of the last one I was going to try and finish this before I succumbed to sleep but unfortunately sleep kicked my ass and I fell unconscious minutes after the last update. Turning someone into a yaoi fangirl was harder work than I thought xD
Scene: Shinichi and Kaito are waiting for Shinichi's parents to arrive. Needless to say the experience will scar Kaito for many years to come, even before they open the front door.
Attempted Feeling: Humorous and yet adorable mushiness.
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Word of the Day for Wednesday, June 22, 2011
xenogenic \zen-uh-JEN-ik\, adjective:
1. To be completely different from either parent, or from the source of an object's creation.
2. In biology, originating outside the organism or from a foreign substance introduced into the organism.
Kaito was feeling something foreign. So foreign that he couldn't even name it. The weird feeling was causing him to fidget, sweat, and constantly glance at Shinichi's living room clock. He also felt a little queasy, but not so much that he thought he was going to require a bathroom.
"Shin-chan, I think I might be sick," Kaito told the boy sitting next to him on the couch. His tone was dead serious as Kaito considered the ramifications of this statement.
Shinichi, who was reading the Sherlock Holmes story 'Adventure of the Dancing Men', looked up from the page he was reading to raise an eyebrow at his boyfriend.
"Call me a skeptic, Kaito, but as Lady Luck's favorite person you're almost never sick. You aren't going to say your love sick again, are you? If you do, I can't be made responsible for any bodily harm that may come to you," Shinichi told him, his voice bored with a hint of exasperation and a sprinkle of humor.
"Why, Shin-chan, you should already know that I'm always love sick where you're concerned, but, no, that's another sickness that's in need of Shin-chan's personal tender love and care on another day. The sickness I was talking about is making me sweat and my stomach now feels like that time I tried your cooking, well okay, maybe it doesn't feel that bad yet," Kaito replied, his 'I love nothing more than teasing my adorable Shin-chan' grin making it's trademark appearance.
At Kaito's word's Shinichi rolled his eyes before his face acquired it's 'I know something that you don't, you stupid thief' smirk, which Kaito was all too familiar with.
"What is it, Shin-chan? What's wrong with me?" Kaito asked, giving Shinichi his best puppy dog pout.
"Nope, sorry, I'm not telling," Shinichi said sadistically, "Watching you like this holds too much entertainment value for me." Shinichi then proceeded
"Shin-chan's a meanie!" The internationally wanted criminal whined, throwing a tantrum like the two-year-old Shinichi knew he could be.
"You're such a pain in the ass," The detective commented dryly, rolling his eyes at his boyfriend's antics.
"Yeah, but I'm totally worth it," The unabashed magician instantly replied, giving his favorite critic a toothy grin.
They both looked up as Shinichi's doorbell rang.
"Looks like they're here. Come on, let's get this over with," Shinichi sighed, putting down his treasured book and untangling Kaito's limbs from his own.
Shinichi only had time to get off the couch before someone, and Shinichi knew exactly who, started furiously hammering away at Shinichi's abused door.
"Uhh, Shinichi?" Kaito voiced, alarmed at the noise.
"Don't worry, Kaito, Okaa-san is perfectly harmless," Shinichi reassured the magician before adding, "Usually," as an afterthought. Probably some traumatic childhood memory had resurfaced, that Kaito decided, as of this moment, to never ask Shinichi about.
The knocking, which hadn't paused since it started, suddenly got so violent that Shinichi was sure he was going to need to replace the door after his parents left.
"Shinichi, I'm scared," Kaito whimpered, deciding that to cower behind Shinichi was the best plan of action in the intent of escaping bodily harm. Kaito (and Shinichi, although he would rather die than admit it), rather liked the thief's appearance as it was and hoped that, by the end of this visit, this same appearance would remain intact.
"Lady Luck definitely has a thing for you, Kaito; if Okaa-san hadn't lost the house key somewhere in the American Airport, you wouldn't of had any warning to her arrival before it was too late. Hmm, my boyfriend is having an ongoing affair with the female personification of a mystic force based on chance, right before my eyes. I'm undecided on if I should be jealous or not," Shinichi said in amusement, causing Kaito to gulp audibly at the idea of not being given a warning of the arrival of Shinichi's Okaa-san, before giving Shinichi a cheeky smile in response to his detective boyfriend's question. Shinichi stopped to take one, steadying breath in a 'this is probably going to be torturous, but we might as well get it over with' type of way, before he opened the door and effectively leaving Kaito to the wolves, otherwise known as Kudo Yukiko and her husband Kudo Yusaku who posed a much less significant threat.
Years later, after Kaito could finally look back on that particular visit without a shiver going down his spine, he would occasionally look at his xenogenic husband in a kind of awe as he thanked whichever benevolent spirit had grown attached to him, that Shinichi had come out of his adolescent years with the majority of his insanity still in tact.
If you couldn't tell, the foreign feeling Kaito was experiencing at the beginning was nervousness, which is not something he's ever really had experience with before. Let me know if this made you laugh or not :)