Chapter Three: Ordon Village
Big Bird, Link, and Epona head to Ordon. When they get there Link is bombarded by the villagers. A girl whose name Big Bird overheard as Ilia, was yelling at Link for getting Epona dirty. Link just rolled his eyes like he was used to the yelling and verbal abuse from this girl. Then two brothers named Malo and Talo came and started poking and pulling Big Bird's giant yellow feathers.
"Hey, what are you?" asked Talo.
"I am a giant yellow bird, kid... Now stop doing that to my feathers." Big Bird said kind of irritated.
"Yeah, okay. Ooo, hey Link, do you think since you are back, you can teach us new sword moves? Come on!"
"I think he is exshuasted, Talo. Let him rest for a while." Said Talo's younger brother, Malo.
"*Link waves to Big Bird to follow him*"
"Okay, where we going?"
"... HYAAAmyhouseAAAAH... " Link said.
" Okay, cool. Wait, are you letting me stay at your house?" Big Bird asked.
"*nods*"
"Oh, uhm, thank you. I appreciate it..." Big Bird said.
" HYAAnoproblemAAAH." Link said.
They arrived at Link's house a few minutes later. It was in a tree so Big Bird sort of felt at home. They started climbing up the ladder when a spider came out of nowhere and started attacking Big Bird.
"Holy shit! An effing spider!" Screamed Big Bird.
"*slashes spider with his sword* HYAAH!" Link screamed as he slashed up the spider.
" Thank you man." Big Bird said relieved.
"HYAAyourwelcomeAAH." Link said.
They were now in Link's house, and Link gave Big Bird some bread and milk. Then Link whipped out his glass bottle of milk that he always carries with him and epicly started chugging it. Then, when they were done, Link showed Big Bird aroud his house and showed Big Bird where he can sleep. After that, they walked around Ordon village. They visited fado at the ranch and helped herd his goats.
Then Big Bird watched Link teach the kids new sword moves. He was quite impressed with Link's skills with a sword. Big Bird was not used to swords, because people on Sesame Street use a thing called guns. He realized people here do not know what guns are. They use bow and arrows and swords more than anything else. So he decided to ask Link a question when they arrived back at Link's house.
"Hey Link, how could I get myself a nice sword?" Big Bird asked.
Link looked kind of caught off guard by this question. "HYAAAyoucanbuyoneormakeone,icanhelpyouAAAH!" Link said.
" Oh thank you, man." Big Bird said pleased.
"HYAAAyou'." Link said.
"Coo-" Big Bird was cut off by a knock at Link's door.
"THIS IS THE SESAME POLICE! OPEN UP! WE ARE LOOKING FOR A YELLOW BIRD NAMED BIG BIRD! WE HEARD YOU HAVE HIM IN HERE! WE HAVE SOMEONE HERE HE NEEDS TO SEE!"
" Oh no, this can't be good." Big Bird says upset.
" HYAAthatisnotsesamepolice,thatisGanondorf'smenAAAH!" Link said in a whisper.
"... Oh! I heard of Ganondorf before. He is a tall ugly dude, right?" Big Bird asked.
"HYAAAuh,!" Link said.