Chapter Four: Okay, Now The Epicness Begins
Link opened his door and the big policemen tried to grab him, but he ducked. There were three of them and the fat one grabbed ahold of Big Bird, but he took out his AK47 and shot the dude in the shoulder.
"WHAT IS THAT GIANT THING THAT JUST SHOT ME?" Asked the fat police guy.
" It is called a gun." Said Big Bird acting all cool. Then he kicks the dude in the groin and he falls down.
" HYAAgoodjob,BigBirdAAH!" Link said.
Then Link, Big Bird and the last two policemen hear a faint song outside it went like this: "Rubber ducky you're the one, rubber ducky you make bathtime so much fun". Of course Big Bird recognized that song anywhere it was his friend Ernie's song for bathing in the tub with a rubber duck.
All of a sudden, following the sound of two gun shots the two remaining policemen fell to the ground. And standing at the door were, Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street. They were as badass as Big Bird.
" Oh my gosh! Bert, Ernie, I haven't seen you guys in forever!" Big Bird exclaimed in excitement.
" Heya, Big Bird." said Ernie.
" We saw these dudes following you when you left Sesame Street. So, we decided to follow them, following you. Just to make sure they would not cause any trouble. Who is the blondy?" Bert asked.
"... His name is Link. He is letting me stay here at his house." Big Bird said.
"... Hey, Link, can we stay here for a few days?" Ernie asked.
"... HYAAiguesssoAAH!" Link said.
" Thank you, meh man."
"HYAAyourwelcomeAAH!" Link said.
As everyone agreed it was time for bed, they went to sleep. Not too far away in a tower there was Ganondorf, Link's nemesis, and Ganondorf's new sidekick, Elmo. Since Elmo had his legs shot he could no longer walk. He wanted revenge by killing Big Bird and Snuffleufugus, but he did not need to kill Snuffleufugus because he is already dead. So he joined forces with Ganondorf, like Big Bird had joined up with Link. Now they were plotting.
"How soon do you think we can get them, Ganondorf?" Elmo asked.
" In a few days, we do not to want to be too fast, but we also need to do it soon. Don't worry my dear little red furry creature. We will get them and kill them." Ganondorf said.
"Yaaay!" Elmo exclaimed.
