Chapter Six: The First Night
The journey began along the road. The group had to stop to sleep for their first night. There seemed to be a few, uh, interesting situations.
" Hey, guys. Let's stop and set up camp for the night." said Big Bird.
"HYAAgoodideaBigBirdAAH." Link agreed.
" Okay, I will set up the tent- ... Uhm, there seems to be only three tents..." Ernie said in deep confuzzlement.
" I know there were four." Big Bird said.
" Uhm, well I guess there is not. hehe..." Bert said and chuckled to himself.
" ." Link stated.
" Yeah I guess s-..." Ernie was cut off by an outburst from Bert.
" I WILL SHARE WITH LINK!" Bert shouted in obvious excitement.
Everyone stared at Bert with a shocked look upon there faces.
" Well Big Bird obviously needs his own... I mean no offense you are big dude, and Ernie... You just need your own. So, I figure Link and I will share one because
are both of decent stature and-... " Bert was interrupted in the middle of his lame excuse.
" Just shut up Bert... You can share a tent with him, geez." Ernie said.
" Really Link?" Bert asked for assurance.
" HYAAyeahsureAAAH." Link said.
" Alright. " Bert said trying to hide his great excitement.
So the night had begun. Link was tying Epona to a tree right beside the tent him and Bert would be staying in. Bert went over to Link to talk to him while Ernie and
Big Bird were starting a fire.
" Hey, Link... I have a question." Bert said.
"HYAAkay,shootAAH." Link said.
" So, uh, have ya ever heard of the movie Broke Back Mountain?" Bert asked.
" HYAAwhatisamovieAAH?" Link asked confuzzed.
" Oh, uh, nevermind then. Hehe." Bert said in a disappointed voice.
" HYAAalrightthenAAH." Link said.
So, the night went on and it was time to go to bed. Big Bird and Ernie went to their seperate tents. While Bert and Link went to their shared tent.
" Hey, do you want the left or right side?" Bert asked.
" HYAAidonotmindAAH." Link said.
" Okay." Bert said as he crawled into tent and layed on left side.
Link crawled in and layed in on the right.
" HYAAgoodnightBertAAH." Link said as he turned to face away from Bert.
" Night, Link." Bert said while still laying facing towards Link.
Later, that same night, Link awoke hearing noises coming from over on Bert's side of the tent. He looked over to see Bert rolling around repeating Link's name and moaning. This is what Link heard: " LINK! Oh, Link! HAVE ME NOW! Ohhhh YES! Oh LINK!"... Link was a little freaked out so he quietly proceeded to leave the tent. Not that Bert would actually hear him leave on account of all the noise he was making. So, Link went over to Big Bird's tent and asked if he could stay there the rest of the night.
It was morning now. The whole morning Link did not set a foot near Bert. He stayed as far away as possible. Now that everyone was all packed up and ready to go, they set off again on their quest.