Chapter Seven: A Stop at Kakariko
The gang was on the road, Link upon Epona, and the other three walked along side. All of them chatting here and there about silly little things, and stopping to rest every several hours or so. Link was still a bit creeped out being close to Bert, but he tried to manage.
" Sooo, how long do you think it will take to get to Ganondorf's tower?" Big Bird asked Link.
" HYAAmaybeabouttwonightsAAH." Link said estimating.
" Ahh, alrighty. Sounds good to me." Says Big Bird.
" Hmm, I am hung- " Bert was starting to say something but was interrupted by Ernie (because noone likes Bert).
" Hopefully we get to the tower before Ganondorf and Elmo do anything crazy." Ernie says to the group.
" HYAAthatwouldbenice,yesAAH." Link agrees.
In the tower residing Ganondorf and Elmo there was a lot of Uno being played. But Ganondorf was losing greatly to Elmo.
" HAHA! BEAT THAT!" Elmo exclaims as he lays down his last card.
" ARRGGGGHHHH! DAAAMMMIIIIT!" Ganondorf exclaimed in a great uproar of anger.
" Sore loser, much Ganondorf? Haha." Elmo says with a smirk.
" OH SHUT UP YOU! YOU ARE JUST A FURRY RED PIECE OF CRAP!" Ganondorf violently exclaims.
" Hey now, Ganondorf, remember the power I give you. I can take it away. When I came to you, you were cutting yourself and were about to die." Elmo said.
" What? I was not cutting! But yes, I was on the verge of dying, and I thank you for the power you have supplied me with. For that I am most grateful." Ganondorf said almost apolagetically.
" Alright. As I thought." Elmo said.
Now back to the trio (plus Bert). They are walking along the road and they stop at an inn called Elde Inn. It was located in a village called Kakariko Village. Link gets off of Epona and ties her to a convient piece of wood sticking out of the ground by the inn. They all were greeted by this big friendly Goron, he smiled at them, but when Bert entered the inn last, the Goron's friendly smile faded and he slowly shook his head.
Link walks up to the bartender and asked, "HYAA can I get three of the special and one milk refill AAH?"
The bartender looks at Link a bit confused, but he eventually gets Link's strange dialect, he replies " Yes, hold on a sec." The bartender gets the three alcoholic beverages, then refills Link's empty milk bottle.
" Here ya go, sir." ,the bartender hands their drinks to the four of them. They all said thanks, and went to a table.
" Ahh, I haven't had anything this good since I was in Elmo's World, at Sesame Street." Ernie said thinking back at memories.
" HYAAwhatisElmo'sWorl-" ,Link had started to say, but was intterupted by Bert's random outburst, which made things slightly awkward.
" I HEARD THERE WAS A HOT SRPING HERE." Bert said very loudly, attracting a few lookers.
" Anyway, Elmo's World is a really good bar from where we came from." Big Bird replied to Link's unfinished question, ignoring Bert completely.
" HYAAoh,okay is cool AAH." Link said to Big Bird.
" Yes, very. Hey, we have an hour or two before we should go to sleep. What is there to do? " Big Bird asked
A Goron popped his head in the door to answer Big Bird's question.
" There is a lovely hot spring right above the inn here. It is very relaxing, and it seems like you guys need awhile to do so. It is free." The friendly Goron imformed.
" HYAAit is pretty 's go up to it then AAH." Link said.
" Sounds like a good idea to me." Big Bird and Ernie both agreed.
" Y'know, I am going to get some shut eye." Bert says feeling sad, then finsihed his drink and went up stairs. Link sighed in relief to himself quietly.
They then presumed to make their way up to the hot spring, after their drinks.