Knight: whispers I'm hiding. Don't tell Luke or Obi-Wan.
Luke: Ha! We found you!
Knight: Aargh! I'm being chased by two psycho Jedi Knights!
Luke: Wait, I'm gonna be a Jedi Knight? Awesome!
Knight: mumbles I never should have said that.
Luke: What?
Knight: clears throat First of all, I don't own Star Wars or anything else that you've heard of before. Second, if anything that sounds like your writing, I've just let it slip in, because I read this stuff a LOT. Third of all, on with the story!
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Coree was having weird dreams.
But she was always having weird dreams. Yesterday, she had a dream about Morgana le Fay possessing gigantic octopi and taking over the world with catapults of jelly, and Edmund Pevensie had to save the day…
But tonight, she had a dream where a dark-skinned bald man was confronting an old decrepit man. The old man asked if they could have refreshments. Baldy picked up a telephone that had appeared out of nowhere, and started to call Pizza Hut. He listened to Old and ordered a large mushroom and ham pizza. When the pizza arrived, our two favorite deranged hobbits sprinted out of a random portal that had appeared, and one of the hobbits stole all the mushrooms on the pizza. Then, Earl Bedwas stumbled out of another random portal and demanded to know who had taken his staff. Samwise cackled madly, and held up the staff. Earl tackled Samwise and they went rolling into another portal. Frodo stayed and munched on a couple mushrooms until he find the best one. "Ah ha! The one mushroom to rule them all!" Then Sauron showed up, and Frodo took one look at him and hightailed it out of there, with Sauron hot on his heels.
Baldy looked at Old.
"What?" he said defensively. "My office has many perks, as part of being the Supreme Chancellor."
Coree didn't quite get this, but she thought he had just said the "Supreme Chancer", because Palpatine (some kind of neon sign hung over his head that said it was his name) kind of slurred it together, because Mace (on another neon sign) had just put his lightsaber to the old man's throat.
Coree had no clue, but she suspected this had nothing to do with Nicely-Nicely Johnson and Havana bartenders.
Then, an insanely hot guy burst in.
The Pie Gambler took his chance.
"Mace betrayed the Republic, Anakin! Not only did he take all of the mushrooms, it's been him who has been painting the Seperatist's speeders."
"It wasn't me, it was him!" Mace said to Anakin.
Anakin looked between the two. Finally, his eyes rested on Mace.
"Sorry, Mace. I need the Pie Gambler to help me save my hot queen/senator/negotiator wife."
He then somehow, pushed Mace out of a window.
"Welcome to the dark side, my young apprentice," Pie Man cackled. "We've got cookies!"
Then her dream shifted. A man with an impressive beard shouted to Anakin, who now looked like a cat with yellow eyes, "Don't do it! I have the high ground."
"Shut up," Cat-Anakin growled.
They started fighting until Obi-Wan (another neon sign) slipped and fell forwards onto Anakin. Obi-Wan managed not to fall, but Anakin fell down right next to a vat of lava. Obi-Wan winced. "Oops," he said.
"I hate you!" Catani screamed.
"Sorry, but since you're a Sith, I can't save you. Plus, it would mess up the plot."
"I still hate you!" he screamed.
"Whatever," Obi-Wan said, rolling his eyes. "In the name of Brooklyn!"
And then, he turned away.
And that is when Coree woke up.
She glanced around at her room, and smiled, the got out of bed, and put her feet on the ceiling.
Yep, life was interesting.
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Knight: I'm here! Still, I haven't revealed what Coree did yet. (Cackles madly). Review if you want to guess!