hey guys! here it is... chapter 7 :D sorry its been a long time coming... i've been totally bogged down with work, work, more work and getting myself OBSESSED with SUPERNATURAL... which lets face it... is a pretty awesome show :D so anyway... i hope you enjoy this chapter ;) next chapters where the juicy stuff starts ;)
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Puck: can't believe I've hardly seen you today
Kurt: Puckerman, you've literally JUST seen me!
Puck: yea I no baby, but that wasn't for long! Come see me now… Puckzilla is waiting, he doesn't like to be kept waiting
Kurt: NOAH! Words simply can not express my current reaction to that. How exactly am I supposed to come and see you, I'm in the middle of a Maths lesson! Talking of which, shouldn't you be here too?
Puck: Hummel ?
Kurt: Yes Noah ?
Puck: SHIT….. Ignore that last message…. wasn't meant for you….
Kurt: Noah, seriously, that was fucking obvious….. It was clearly meant for one of your more "closer" friends….
Puck: LOL
Kurt: What exactly is so funny about that Puckerman ?
Puck: You swore…. don't think I've ever heard you swear… made me laugh…
Kurt: Whatever Puckerman….. Your message made me choke on my own vomit… in the middle of a maths lesson…. Which you should be in anyway… where are you ? Not that anyone has noticed you're not here….
Puck: Well if you're feeling sick you should pay the nurse a visit ;)
Kurt: And tell me Puckerman, why in gods name would I want to do that… isn't that where you go for a nap during maths….
Puck: Exactly… and like I said… Puckzilla is waiting….. And you're gay… and Santana clearly doesn't wanna no today….
Kurt: Eww…. Puckerman.. I feel disgusted…. you seriously think I'm some sort of cheap tart that will come as soon as you click your fingers…. And anyway…. What makes you think I would want to do THAT… with YOU…. DURING SCHOOL ?
Puck: Oh Kurt, don't go all defensive on me….. It was merely a suggestion… ;) and anyway…. You never actually said no… just not during school…. How about in my truck after school ;)
Kurt: NO. Now leave me alone…. Some of us are trying to concentrate on actually graduating from High school at some point in our lives….
Puck: Aww baby ;) come on….. It'll be a learning curve for you ;) and how can you be concentrating on your maths lesson when you've spent the last half of it texting me ?
Kurt - Mercedes: NOAH! I AM NOT GOING DOWN ON YOU IN YOUR RUST BUCKET OF A TRUCK… NOT NOW NOT EVER!
Puck: Hummel… ignoring me now are you…. How very mature of you….
Kurt: What on earth are you talking about Noah, I replied… don't pretend you didn't get it…
Puck: I didn't get any reply…. I swear on my sisters life! Last I got was that you were trying to concentrate….
Mercedes - Kurt: KURT HUMMEL… WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Kurt - Puck: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Kurt - Mercedes: nothing why?
Mercedes - Kurt: AWW HELL NO…. don't give me none of that… why the hell did you send me that text ?
Puck - Kurt: ? What you done now…. Got caught texting ? HA!
Kurt - Puck: WORSE… MUCH WORSE….
Kurt - Mercedes: Oh don't worry about that 'cedes….. That was obviously meant for Puckerman… just a little joke we got going on…. Nothing to worry about..
Puck - Kurt: ?
Kurt - Puck: I wasn't ignoring you earlier…. I sent a text meant for you to Mercedes by mistake…..
Mercedes - Kurt: You best not be lying to me Kurt…. that's a strange sort of joke you got going on… you sure it's nothing more…
Puck - Kurt: and what was that then.. You tell her all about how you're meeting Puckzilla tonight ? ;)
Kurt - Mercedes: 'Cedes.. Lets face it… Puckerman is strange! I swear since I agreed to help him with his song we've sort of become friends….. Not close friends obviously…. Deep down there's still part of him that I despise with an absolute passion…. But nonetheless friends of some description !
Puck - Kurt: Hummel… you cant stop texting me now… you're keeping me in suspense here I wanna no what you said….
Kurt - Puck: NOAH! I AM NOT GOING DOWN ON YOU IN YOUR RUST BUCKET OF A TRUCK… NOT NOW NOT EVER!
Mercedes - Kurt: Really? Kurt… are we talking about the same Noah Puckerman here… the same one who has made your life a living misery for the past few years.. The one who has dumpster dived you EVERY morning ruining countless Mcqueen coats ?
Puck - Kurt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you seriously sent that to Mercedes… that's made my day ;) although I'm offended you called my truck a rust bucket… it's not that bad! Just a few spots here and there..
Kurt - Mercedes: well what can I say…. We've sort of talked it out…. And I think I understand his reasoning behind it… sort of… its complicated….. I'll explain it next time we're at the mall yea?
Kurt - Puck: yes.. I seriously sent that to 'cedes… and I've spent since then persuading her you're not still bullying me…..
Puck - Kurt: hahahah well ok… how about this…. Seeing as my truck's such a "rust bucket"… how about I meet you by your car ;)
Mercedes - Kurt: you better do boo!
Kurt - Puck: PUCKERMAN….. Get it into that thick skull of yours… I am NOT going to be going down on you anytime soon… my first time will be with someone special… somewhere special.. Preferably a bed… my bed… not the back seat of a car.. And especially not in MY CAR!
Puck - Kurt: HOLY SHIT HUMMEL YOU'RE A VIRGIN? Is it wrong that's made me feel slightly horny ?
Kurt - Puck: yes I'm a virgin Puckerman…. Tell anyone and I swear I will hurt you…. And yes…. The fact you got horny over the thought that I.. Kurt Hummel… the schools resident fairy (as I believe I am known…) is a virgin is slightly worrying… and quite damaging for your "studly" image….
Puck - Kurt: Well I'm not gunna lie to you Kurt… I wasn't lying…. It did things to my brain I didn't think were possible…. But just so you know… I AM NOT GAY… I do NOT like men in any way shape or form….
Kurt - Puck: so tell me this Noah… you say you're not gay…. At all… yet going by what you've just said you would clearly like it if I was to drop to my knees in front of you….
Puck - Kurt: Hummel… right now I'm that horny I don't think I would notice if it was a guy or a girl in front of me… as long as something was happening….. And if you tell anyone anything about this conversation I'll tell Jacob you begged me to let you play with Puckzilla…..
Kurt - Puck: Don't worry… you seriously think I want people in this place knowing I'm a virgin… ? HA! Like that's going to happen !
Puck - Kurt: Good… now… not to change the subject… but Maths is nearly over…. Which means I have to leave here…. So tell me…. Wanna hang out later…. No funny stuff.. Jus chill… I kinda like hanging with you.. You not so bad ;)
Kurt - Puck: Fine…I guess I could manage…. You're not so bad yourself… once your not around the rest of the jocks and I get past your cockiness… meet me by my car after school….
Puck - Kurt: Sweet…. it's a deal…. An you know you love my cockiness really sweetness LMAO ;)
Kurt - Puck: what I love Puckerman, is something I don't plan for you to ever find out….. See you later… Maths is over now.. I have to go…