I didn't expect this oneshot to be so popular! So I'm continuing it just for the heck of it! XD But the fic will remain as completed, 'cause I don't know how to end it…
L: There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Light: It doesn't? Try under 'In Your Dreams'.
(Light stifled his laughter when he saw L's pout.)
L: Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out!
Light: Do you even know how to read?
(L frowns and says, "I am the World's Greatest Detective, Light-kun.")
L: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Light: Did it hurt when you were kicked out from hell?
(Light wiggles eyebrows faux confusedly.)
L: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
Light: And if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.
(L clicks his tongue annoyedly. After using that line last time, he thought Light would not have been able to make up another reply, but he did.)
L: If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Light: ...And if you stood in front of the mirror and held up your face, you would die from being scared to death.
(Light flips his hair lovingly.)
L: Where have you been all my life?
Light: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.
("I am not that old, Light-kun." "Oh. You could have fooled me!")
L: I couldn't help but notice but you kinda look like my ex-girlfriend.
Light: When you meet her, tell her to stop making me look bad.
("Besides, are you sure you actually have a former girlfriend?" Light asked. L blissfully ignores him and moves on to his next line.)
L: I know how to please a Light-kun.
Light: Then please leave Light-kun alone.
("You spoke in third person." "Shut up and continue." "How contradictory.")
L: You are the person of my dreams.
Light: Go back to sleep.
An~d, they went back to sleep. Lol.
If you have any lines and/or responses, tell me in your reviews! Even if you don't have any, just review! It could have been just a smiley face or something, and I don't care, 'cause I'll still love it! XD