I got this really sweet review by i-love-my-L. She gave me a list of Youtube vids on pick-up lines. Thank you! I can't seem to reply to my reviews; something wrong with my e-mail, I think.
(L knocks on Light's room door. Light opens the door, and leans against the frame.)
L: I think I could make you very happy.
Light: Why? Are you leaving?
("I only just arrived." "You never know.")
L: I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
Light: … Are you making puns on my name?
("Ah, Light is a beautiful name." "Don't start something annoying now.")
L: Is your dad a terrorist?
Light: ... No.
L: 'Cause you're the bomb!
Light: Looks like something already blew up in your face, I'd have thought you'd learnt your lesson.
("Besides, that won't work on me. You know my dad's a police officer." Light pointed out.)
L: My name is Justin. Justincredible.
Light: And now you're trying to see if I would write down your name in the Death Note.
("Why did Light-kun have to bring Kira into this conversation?" "Because I can.")
Light: Guess who just died?
L: Who?
Light: This conversation.
(Light slams the door close on L's face. L decides to keep himself contented by watching the live video feeds of Light's bedroom. Lol.)
A what-if AU situation:
L: Do you know how much polar bears weigh?
Light: Uhhhhh...
L: Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is L.
(And L succeeds!) 2nd Version:
L: Do you know how much polar bears weigh?
Light: Uhhhhh...
L: Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is L.
Light: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
(And the both of them began having witty repartees, and so, L still wins. Lol.)
3rd Version (Not much difference actually…):
L: Do you know how much polar bears weigh?
Light: The average male polar bear weighs around 408 kg while the average female polar bear weighs around 226 kg. I hope that helps you.
L: Nope. Not at all. But I know something that will.
(L then swoops in and gives Light a kiss on the lips. Typical shoujo manga things happen a.k.a. blah-de-blah-de-boo, and they end up together. The end.)