Damn, I'm sooo sorry for not updating earlier. Can you believe it? I mean, I thought I updated already, but after some scrolling around, I realised I hadn't...
L: Your hair color is fabulous.
Light: Thank you, my boyfriend likes it too!
("Oh, Light-kun admitted that he is gay." "Shut up.")
L: Can I buy you a drink?
Light: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
(Light smirks as L frowns, thinking hard.)
L: Your place or mine?
Light: Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
("But we'll still end up in the same place." "Damn.")
L: Can I borrow a quarter?
Light: What for?
L: I want to call your mother and thank her.
(For the cookies she baked?" "…That too. And Light-kun just ruined my line.")
L: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Light: That could also be because I'm the only one in this room with you.
("Ah, Light-kun is right." "…")
You know, if L were to succeed, then it would be something like this:
L: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
Light: Oh really. What is it?
L: It's just that…your number is not in it.
Light: Shall I give you mine?
L: That would make my day.
(And you can imagine what'll happen next.)
L: Do you sleep on your stomach?
Light: No.
L: Can I?
(Guess what happens~)
L: Light-kun, solve this riddle will you:
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
Light: …Eye.
L: Correct. (Scrolls down the mouse.) Did you know that yesterday's tennis match between Yamashita-san and Mikage-san ended in a score of 0-
Light: Love. (Light corrected L.)
L: What's the name of this animal Light-kun?
(L shows him the picture on his laptop screen. Light leans over to see it.)
Light: Ewe.
L: Why thank you. Me too.
Light: (Realises what he just said.) You-
(L leans over and pecks Light's lips, which effectively shut him up.)
A/N: I got the riddle online. Didn't make much sense to me but, whatever. Review?