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Story time!

"3, 2, 1, GO!"

There was a moment where no one did anything and just stood there before everyone remembered where they were and rushed around to get toasters and whatnot.

"What the hell! Get the hell out of my way!" Morgead said to Delos as he was trying to get to a whisk.

Everyone was just cooking for a while and all you could hear was sizzling and clanging of pots and other cooking noises. But then Morgead dropped his milk all in Galen's soup, which turned a nasty light yellow colour. Galen got pushed back when Ash tried to avoid the hot liquid, which got splashed into Maggie. This made Delos angry, who tried to punch Ash, who dodged, making Delos accidently punch Rashel. This got Quinn and Rashel furious so they both pushed him on the floor, with his eggs. Delos then knocked Poppy's coffee cake on the floor, which made Poppy burst into tears.

"I spent so long on the icing!" Poppy hiccupped. James was trying to comfort her by patting her arm and saying that she could make another one really quick.

Thierry was trying to break up the full blown fight that had erupted in the kitchen, while someone had knocked over a box of tissues over the toaster. This caught fire and quickly spread to Jez, who tried to put it out with her cereal. As that didn't work, she got David's orange squash and poured it all over the fire. She didn't realise that someone (cough Quinn cough) had spiked it with vodka, so this only added as fuel to the fire.

Finally, the sprinklers automatically came on from the ceiling and put out the fire and the fight. Everyone stared with a detached fascination at the burnt remains of the kitchen and their dishes. The only one that remained fully functional was Hannah, who was smiling at them as she took her perfectly made roast chicken out of the oven. She poured gravy on it and plated it up.

The Daybreakers all looked at her, before Ash came up to her and knocked the plate on the floor. Hannah then kicked Ash in the shins (something she had learned from Mare) and worked herself up to an extraordinary hissy fit that shocked them all.

"Why the hell did you do that! Just cause your dish was shit and you can't even cook toast properly! Stupid bastard! I hate you! You are so cleaning that shit up, and don't even think about getting Mare to help you, because we are going shopping right now and taking your credit card with us. Say another word about it and you won't live to see tomorrow. BASTARD." She kicked him one more time for good measure before dragging Mare with her to the nearest mall. While this was going on, the Daybreakers expressions were priceless. They started out as utter disbelief at Hannah uncharacteristic tantrum, from stifled amusement and then complete hilarity. By the time Hannah left, most of them were tearing up from laughter and rolling around on the wet, ashy ground.

"You… just… got… TOLD! By Hannah!" Quinn said between laughter.

"And just what is wrong with Hannah?" Thierry asked Quinn, implied threat stifled by Thierry's smiling face.

"Nothing, it's just that she is usually so mellow and calm!" Thea said quickly.

And all the while Ash was cleaning the ruined food up and trying to make it up to Hannah by making another dish.

Hahahaha wow Hannah, didn't know you had it in you! Poor Ash!

Next chapter soon!

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