DISCLAIMERS: I DON'T OWN POKEMON OTHERWISE ASH WOULDN'T BECOME STUPID AFTER EVERY REGION AND BE SO LAME

Chapter three: Kami Black

"I can't believe it Zapdos, what a disappointment." I lazily identified. I looked at my first Pokémon. He was a very spiky yellow bird with a bad attitude. Suddenly he turned and looked at me.

"Are you thinking I have a 'bad' attitude again!" He growled. Oh yah, it might be good to mention I can understand what ever Zapdos says. I don't get why; I can't understand the rest of my Pokémon.

"Sorry, sorry… how do read my mind like that?" I ask half seriously.

"Kami you're probably the most simple minded human I have ever met." Zapdos responded.

"Ahhhh, thanks for the compliment buddy," I joked.

Zapdos hit my head with his beak, knocking me down onto the grass. "It was an insult, retard." He growled. Despite what Zapdos says he actual likes me and my jokes. I can still remember when we first met…

~Flashback starts~

I hadn't had any Pokémon yet. It was half a year after I left Nuvema Town. I had gone to Mistralton City to explore the Chargestone Cave and found a Pokémon partner. When I arrived everyone was running and screaming. I found an old lady with long braids and asked what was wrong. She said a bird demon had appeared and suddenly started to attack everyone and had defeated Skyla the gym leader. This surprised me and asked where this 'demon' was. She said it was in Route 7 near the Celestial Tower.

Then I ran to search for the 'demon.' After a while I just fallowed the screeching and thunderbolts getting shot everywhere. When I arrived my eyes grew wide with what I saw. It was humongous electric bird, with cruel black and white eyes, large sharp talons, and a black and silver collar with blinking red lights around his neck. Then he saw me and shot thunder at me. It hit me in the chest and made me bonk into a tree.

"Ouchhhh," I howled. Then I saw Skyla on the ground about three yards away from me. "Hey Skyla, are you okay?" She didn't respond.

I stumbled up, but was knocked down by the bird's Thunder wave. I looked at him angrily and slowly got up still staring at him. I slowly walked to Skyla and picked her up.

"You're heavier than you look," I joked trying to forget about what was actually happening. I tried to carry her away, but suddenly the bird charged at me with Peck knocking me away and dropping Skyla. She skidded to a halt near a wooden beam. I was in a lot of pain. My back was bleeding and my head hurt.

The bird started charging his power and was about to shoot electricity at Skyla I jumped and pushed Skyla out of the way getting shocked in the process. "That only tickled," I spat lying on the ground.

"Why do you interfere human? Why protect her? What's the point, it would be easier to give up?" The bird screeched looking at me with his head turned slightly in confusion.

"I don't know I just do. I don't personally know Sklya, but I would never leave someone behind to get hurt or killed. Plus I'm stubborn and don't give up easily. I'm probably delusional by now from the loss of blood, because I think I hear you talking and that's not possible," I wheeze and cough out blood.

"You make no sense human, all of your kind that I have met before are selfish beings that would kill to capture and sell me." The bird yowled shouting electricity from his wings.

I looked up at his collar and said "Is that collar from someone bad, do you want me to take it off of you?" He looked surprised and landed on the ground in front of me. I stumbled up and grabbed on his wing for support. Then I tried to take off his collar, but it was locked.

"What the heck?" I mumbled. I took out a bobby pin and stuck it into the locked. I twisted it until I heard a soft click. I smiled and took of the collar. "There you go, Sparky," I laughed. Then the world started to spin and I fell to the ground, and fainted.

I woke up the next morning in a hospital. I asked the nurses how I got here, but all of them said they just found me and Skyla at the door knocked out. The weirdest thing was no one remembered anything about the electric bird and called me crazy when I asked about him. I'm not crazy *pout* . When they finally let me leave the hospital, I walked to route 7 to look for the Bird creature. I spent the next week searching with no luck, but I wouldn't give up. Half a year later on my thirteenth Birthday I found him at the top of Celestial Tower.

"Hey bird your alive," I yelled running to him and had a big goofy smile on my face.

He looked at me annoyed and screeched, "I have a name Human, it's Zapdos and who are you." He glared

My smiled faded, "I guess you don't remember me Zapdos. My name is Kami Black. Don't you remember when you kept on shocking me, pecked at me, and asked me questions?" I pleaded.

He blankly stared at me. "Here let me show you," I mumbled and dug into my bag until I found a black and silver collar. I pulled it out; Zapdos screeched and started flapping his gigantic wings. "See, don't you remember now? I toke this off of you," I grinned. This collar was what kept me from thinking I just made up the story with Zapdos.

"Human, I mean Kami where did you get that… are you really the foolish boy from half a year ago…" He murmured.

"Of course Zappy," I cheered smiling again. "Wait did you call me foolish, Meany!" I pouted pointing my finger at him.

"Hmmm, what are you doing here; I thought you didn't live here?" He questioned completely ignoring my comment.

"Your right I don't live here. I only stayed to search for you." I responded audaciously.

Zapdos looked surprised and asked "Why!"

"Because your my friend and refused to believe you never existed." I said seriously.

"Friend? I never expected a human to call me that… I have one more question for you human… Will you allow me to join you with your journey." Zapdos called.

I smiled even more and practically shouted, "Sure!" I through a Pokéball and he went into it. It shook twice then clicked. I sent him back out.

"So what do you think about the name Sparky?" I asked

"No" He responded.

"Zappy"

"No."

"Shocker"

"No."

"The Terminator!"

"NO!"

"Kami" =3

"HELL NO!"

"OK,OK, it was only a suggestion…" ^3^

~End of flashback~

Yah, that is how we met. Now two years later I have tons of Pokémon (Why are we only allowed to hold six Pokémon T.T Oh well XD). I wanted to be with my friends so I went to Nuvema Town, but apparently they just went on their journeys.

"Return, Zapdos" He was put into his Pokéball. I was now in Accumula Town. I had no reason to search here my friends all my friends wouldn't be here, by now they would probably on their way to the next town. (Which town would that be? I have absolutely no sense of direction T.T). I walked out of the town and traveled for a while. Then I saw it, it was perfect. I ran up to the brown haired girl next to the Lillipup and green thing.

"Oh my God. I was right!" I shouted with joy

"Hunh? Who are…" she started.

"Please oh please let me squeeze them! They are so big and round!" I cheered bouncing with joy.

"WHAT!" The girl cried. Then I reached and grabbed her hair and started to squeeze the fluffy strands.

"So SQUISHY!" I howled

"What…" she said in surprise.

"Bye now. I have to go find my friends." I shouted running off.

"What a weirdo…" I heard her say while I was running.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: SORRY IT TOOKE SO LONG I WENT TO LAKE TAHOE FOR FOUR DAYS, THEN IT WAS MY LITTLE BROTHERS BIRTHDAY, THEN I HAD TO VIST MY GRANDMA. IF YOU DON'T REVIEW KAMI WILL GO FIND YOU AND SQUEEZE YOUR HAIR XD NO MATTER HOW SHORT OF LONG IT IS. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ASK IN YOUR REVIEWS AND I WILL RESPOND. PLEASE REVIEW =3