I wrote this kinda as a half-chapter because most of the recent MCR fics are Fab Killjoy ones. I'm writing that one next, which is really easy cause they all have a generalized plot if you dig deep enough.
Disclaimer: I do not own MCR.
Thanks to: Storm Blackheart and XxWickedWench. This is for you two lovely people! :)
MISADVENTURES OF A MARY-SUE: CHAPTER 1.5
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
Mary: I'm a depressed girl who wears black clothes and cuts herself for no apparent reason. (AN: Nothing against cutters! I have lovely cutter friends! This just seems to reoccur for no reason…why?) I also love listening to dark music like Evanescence and Disturbed. Of course my favorite band of all time is My Chemical Romance, who am I going to see in concert in a few days.
Abusive Father: BRAT! Get your *insert several random swear words* down here and clean the kitchen! *more random swearing cause it makes the author feel edgy*
Mary: I don't know how I can afford tickets to that concert, but my abusive parents won't care since I'll probably sneak out to go with my goth friends anyway.
Abusive Mother: Weren't you listening to your *cuss* father? Get your *cussing some more* butt DOWN HERE!
Mary's Best Friend: sneaks in the window and helps Mary outside^ You have to come to the concert with us!
Mary: Okay! Lets go!
MBF: *Gets in car with Mary* This is the most amazing concert of the year! Of all time!
Mary: Lets cut and get drunk!MBF: Totally! *They cut and get randomly drunk* Let's also completely forget that Jamia Iero and LynZ Way exist! For the sake of the plot.
Mary: Totally! *Forgets* Who were we talking about?
MBF: No idea. TO THE CONCERT!
ONE PLOTLESS CHAPTER SPENT EXPLAINING THEIR OUTFITS: LATER AT THE CONCERT
Gerard: Thanks for coming to our concert! Tonight we'll have a fan come up and sing with us. You there, the drunk one.
Mary: Yay! *sings poorly with Gerard.*
Gerard: I've realized in this span of thirty seconds that I love you!
Mary: I love you too! Will you rescue me from my abusive family?
Gerard: Of course! *they run off together…taking what small amount of plotline there was with them*
Frank: Alright…story over.
MBF: You're kinda cute.
Frank: Stay away from me.