Hello lovely world of fanfiction! Will someone go read "I Think I Love You"? I need some more reviews on that, and I think it's kinda cute. THANK YOU ALL FOR READING THIS!

This chapter is for N3ON Dynamite and Storm Blackheart! ICH LIEBE MIR FRUENDS!

Disclaimer: I do not own MCR

MISADVENTURES OF A MARY SUE

CHAPTER 2

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

KILLJOY VERSION

*Party Poison and Fun Ghoul are riding down Route Guano (which is probably spelled "root gwano" cause we don't got no spell check or basic Spanish comprehension skills on Fanfiction) in the lovely MCRified Trans Am*

Fun: Life could not get better for us Killjoys! We're being hunted and killed like animals, we barely have enough to eat, people can't write proper stories about us…life is good!

Party: Now if only I could find someone beautiful, smart, danger-loving, and good with a gun to share it with!

Fun: Who cares about girls? You have me and the other two! Plus Show Pony and Dr. Death Defying! You're gonna have to suck it up!

Party: *offended* Me! I'm so OOC throughout this entire thing, it's not even funny how much of a stuck up prick or fluffy mushball I'm gonna be. You can never really tell, because the authoress is probably going through a break-up or PMSing! This story is just a way for her to vent angst through the web.

Fun: Good point! Hey look! A random body on the side of the road wearing colorful clothing! It's probably a Killjoy! Let's see!

*They pull over and walk up to the body. It's a half-alive girl. She's stunningly beautiful despite her wounds, dust, and sweat covered body. Party Poison instantly falls in love and carries her to the car*

Mary: *Wakes up* Where am I?

Party: You're in safe hands! What's your name?

Mary: Mary Sue! But most people call me Useless Idiot! That's my Killjoy name.

Party: I'm Party Poison! I love you already, even though we've just met!

Useless: Sweet! Wanna hear about my tragic past?

Party: Not yet, we should wait until we're back at the diner and everyone can listen.

Fun: Ugh.

Party/Useless: Shut up! You're only here cause there'll prolly be some Frerard eventually!

Fun: Point taken, shutting up.

Party/Useless: Thank you.

*They arrive at the HQ and head inside. Everyone gathers around Useless Idiot to hear her tale of woe*

ONE FAR-FETCHED-TRAGIC-PAST-STORY LATER

*Useless Idiot is in tears while Party Poison tries to console her*

Fun: That was pretty pointless.

Fabulous Killjoys: Yeah…we're going to bed now.

Party: Goodnight guys. I love you Useless!

Useless: I love you too!

SEVERAL POORLY WRITTEN CHAPTERS WHERE "EMOTIONS" (SAD ATTEMPTS AT LEMON) ARE DEVELOPED LATER

FRERARD HAPPENS

NO ONE IS SURPRISED

Useless: I will never stop loving you! I promise!

Party: Me too!

Useless: *Dies*

Party: NOOOOOO!

Everyone Else: YAAAAY!

Fun: Let's go find another story with a plot to be in!

Party: *On his knees, whimpering over the loss of his love* I told you I'd be a total OOC fluffy mushball! Gahhhh!

Truthful Blasphemy: *Comes down from the sky with light shining all around her, like God but instead it's a girl with purple hair* Come Gerard, and I will show you what it's like to be in a real fan fiction!

Party: Really?

Truthful: Of course, come bring your friends!

Party: Thank you!

Truthful: It's okay. Come along MCR, we're going to re-manify you all and get those dumb Useless Idiot germs off!

Cast: HOORAH!

*Everyone leaves*

Useless: I'm back from the dead! See how silly my author is? She wants to write a sequel! Guys?

*Cries dejectedly*

*Backstreet Boys enter and console Useless*

Lead Singer: It's okay. No one ever writes fan fictions about us. You're a pretty popular character.

Useless: PEDOPHILE! *kicks him in "that region" and runs away screaming*

Truthful: God I love writing this.