Disclaimer: I totally own Yu-Gi-Oh and the affiliated characters, plot devices, and children's card games. Because I just so happen to be Kazuki Takahashi. NOT. :P
A/N: So, here's the Tuesday section. I think it's one of the funnier sections, in my personal opinion. Kaiba and Joey actually make an appearance in this one, yay!
Also, I'd really like to hear your opinon on my OCs... are they obnoxious yet? xD
Warning: Some fangirling, OCs with plot relevant parts, conspiracy, Boy/Boy love, sexual innuendo, language.
-Tuesday, 7:15 AM, Outside School Grounds-
"Are you ready, Kainou?" Brianne whispered to the boy next to her.
"But of course," he smiled darkly. "I can't wait to prove Kita wrong... Oh, and I guess the peace will be nice too."
"Target Trench Coat has approached the building," an urgent whisper cracked over their walkie-talkie. "I repeat, Target Trench Coat has approached the building!"
Kainou stood, leaving his spot next to the wall. Then, he walked straight up to Seto Kaiba.
"Good morning," he said blandly.
"Do I know you?" Kaiba growled.
"You are Seto Kaiba," he replied. "I would like to give you these cookies. I very much enjoyed the new KaibaCorp game that just came out. Rest assured, they are of the highest caliber."
Kaiba linked at him before saying, "I don't have time for some fanboy."
"I assure you, it's merely a thank you for creating and marketing a product that has given me endless hours of entertainment," Kainou pushed his glasses up his face, then stared straight into Kaiba's glare. "The graphics on Duelist of Darkness are extraordinarily well done, and the plot line is highly intricate. I can't help but wonder what inspired you to create the character of Katsuya Jonouchi. He's abnormally cute, what with his feisty personality and puppy-like mannerisms. He's my favorite; if he were real, I would love to date him."
Kaiba growled, "Whatever."
He blatantly snubbed the box of cookies and entered the building.
"Target Trench Coat has entered the building premises," Brianne whispered harshly against her walkie talkie. "Is the Mangy Mutt in place?"
"Just know that I don't condone the codename," Téa's voice cracked over, so quiet it was barely comprehensible. "But, yes. He is."
Yugi suddenly appeared on the scene, Joey following him shortly afterwards. They appeared to be discussing dueling strategy.
"Hey, Yug', I wonder what's eatin' that guy over there..." Joey looked towards Kainou. Though he acted cool in front of Kaiba, for the purposes of their plot, he was a sobbing mess on the floor now. Or pretending to be, really. "Hey, dude, what's wrong?"
"I- It was Kaiba!" Kainou pretended to sob. "I just wanted to give him a little gift, cause I really appreciated his work on my favorite game... and, and then he wouldn't accept it... I worked really hard to make it for him, and he didn't even pretend to reject it nicely..."
"That bastard!" Joey huffed, leaning Kainou's head over his shoulder. It dampened, due to the water Kainou had splashed on his face. "That's just like him! Don't pay attention to that, he's just a jerk, he does that to everyone who tries to do anything nice for him."
Kainou looked up at Joey before smiling softly, "Thank you, I feel much better now... why don't you take the gift instead? I'm sure you'll appreciate it far more than Kaiba would."
"Really? Well, gee, thanks," Joey blushed cutely. He accepted the box and opened it. "Oh, hey, cookies! They look really delicious! I bet you worked really hard on them, too! You're sure you want to give these to me?"
"But of course," Kainou took Joey's hand in his. "Thanks for making me feel better."
"You're welcome," and Joey smiled goofily, then helped Kainou up. The boy bade him goodbye, then quickly vanished against the edge of the building.
"My God, Brianne," he gasped. "Never again... never again!"
"No promises," she replied, then turned back to watch the action unfold.
They watched Joey pick a cookie out of the box, then move to bite it. Kaiba caught his hand and began barking harshly at him.
"Idiot!" he exclaimed. "Can't you tell? Those are obviously poisoned!"
"Geez, Kaiba, chill!" Joey glared back. "That nice guy who gave them to me obviously wouldn't poison anybody!"
"How would you know?" Kaiba bit back. "There are hundreds of people who try to poison me every day, and everyone is suspect. He might be trying to go after you, as well. There isn't any reason why anyone would, but who knows what goes on inside a psycho's head?"
"Stop being such a paranoid bastard, Kaiba," Joey defiantly bit into the cookie, then promptly fell over.
"What the hell?" Kaiba tried to shake his shoulder, then gave up. "Told you so, Wheeler."
Joey suddenly shot up, an expression of pure bliss written all over his face.
"That was so good, I almost fainted!" he squealed. "I think I'm in heaven~! Damn, you really missed out, Kaiba."
And Kaiba's eyebrow twitched just once before he said, "You could have died, Wheeler."
"Whatever, Kaiba. You're just pissed that you turned down such awesome cookies," Joey smirked. The bell rang just as Kaiba was about to reply, and Joey jetted off to class, munching away at the contents of the box he held.
Kaiba screamed in fury.
"Well," Brianne fumed. "That didn't go as planned. Where was the speech about how Kaiba didn't want Joey to die because some psycho was trying to poison him? Or the confession of how Joey really matters a lot to him, and he doesn't want to lose him?"
"Pshhh," Kainou snorted. "Little do they know, I actually did poison the cookies."
"Really?" Brianne gasped.
"With aphrodisiac," Kainou smirked. "Judging by the amount of food in his body, then factoring in his BMI value, he should begin feeling it sometime between periods three and four, shortly before lunch hits. He sits near Kaiba in both of those classes. If I am absent from both of those blocks- which I will be, by the way, because of a dentist appointment- then there will be no other place for Joey to latch his attraction. They can fuck during the lunch block."
"Damn," Brianne whistled. "That's some wicked plan there."
"Well, of course," Kainou replied. "We're each getting our own shot at pushing them together, right?"
-Tuesday, 11:14 AM, Math Class-
Joey Wheeler was feeling very uncomfortable, and he had no idea why.
Well, to tell the technical truth, he knew exactly why he was uncomfortable. He had a bit of a problem, and it had nothing to do with the ones on the worksheet in front of him. In the middle of fucking math class, his least favorite class of the day. The problem was that he didn't know why he had... that "issue" with his pants.
It was true that he sat right next to Seto Kaiba, the hottest guy at Domino High and the subject of all of his wet dreams. But, in class- especially the class right before lunch- all of his daydreams were about food. Hey, what could he say? School made him hungry.
Joey growled, stealing another look at Kaiba. The only thing he was hungry for right now was... well...
He blushed furiously, then tried to turn his attention back to the worksheet in front of him. He glared at it. When would he ever need to know how to graph the equation X squared minus Y squared over four equals four?
"Mister Wheeler," their kind teacher peered over his glasses at him. "Do you understand question number seven?"
"Uh, I don't think so," he scratched his head and blushed. "Sorry... I don't really get circles."
"Actually, it isn't a circle. It's a shape called a hyperbola," the teacher offered him a piece of chalk. "Would you like to give it a try anyways?"
"Not really..." he blushed again, afraid to stand because of the obvious tent in his uniform pants. He tried to will away the rising hardness. "I know I'm gonna get it wrong..."
"Hn, I see," the teacher thought for a second, then directed a question to the entire class, "Would anyone else like to answer question seven?"
The only sound that filled the room was Kaiba's maniac-esque, freakishly fast typing.
"Then, I propose a contest!" he declared. "You will be partnered with the person sitting next to you, and assigned a question to solve. The pair that presents the best answer to the question will win!"
"What do we get if we win?" some kid hollered.
"The satisfaction of beating all your classmates," the class groaned.
"And a lollipop each," and the room rang with cheers.
"Hn, idiots," Kaiba grumbled.
"What did you say?" the teacher glared at him. "We are in math class, Mister Kaiba! And rule number one of Mr. Kagamiseki's Math Class is that nobody is an idiot!"
"You can put a goat in a tuxedo, but it'll still be a goat," Kaiba replied.
"Well, I suppose you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink it," the teacher frowned. "So I'll put you with Wheeler for this project!"
Brianne squealed from her corner of the room.
Yugi and Téa exchanged giddy smiles.
Joey blushed even harder than before.
And Kaiba said, "Hn. Fine."
Ryou could practically smell the forthcoming disaster. And, yes, his dark side's sudden eagerness to come out did have something to do with it, thank you very much.
The teacher began to pass out other questions and rubrics- evidently, it was his plan to make everyone unable to answer question seven- and Joey scooted his desk over to Kaiba's, trying to carefully hide the thing in his pants. They set to work on the math problem, growling and arguing all the while.
Then, at the end of class, the bell rang, and the teacher hollered out that their projects would be due next class.
Nobody heard Brianne's scream over the commotion. As it would turn out, Joey was a lot better at holding out against sexual frustration than most.
Yugi and Téa turned to each other and nodded. It was their turn tomorrow.
And Ryou? He just let his head fall to the desk with a soft thud.