Here we go, the next Misadventure of a Mary Sue! Any Peter Pan fans that are reading: Seriously this is like 85% of the stories plotlines I've ever read on fanfiction.

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Peter Pan. (They belong to the St. Ormond's St. Children's Hospital)

MISADVENTURES OF A MARY SUE

CHAPTER 3

PETER PAN

Mary: Hello. My name is Mary Sue! I'm Wendy Darling's granddaughter (even though the book specified that my name should be Margaret) I am terribly abused by my parents, (whose names are also specified but ignored). I dream of running away with Petah Pan (Because I have a terrible English accent)!

Hook: I am going to capture Wendy's granddaughter in hopes of bringing Pan to his knees! This may be my best plan yet! Although due to the fact that Mary Sue has amazing fighting powers, she will probably beat me in a duel and win her freedom.

Mary: Please don't kidnap me! I'm perfect, and therefore know how to tell stories, swordfight, fly, swim, cook, and sew! The Lost Boys need me, and Peter is bound to come looking for me soon!

Hook: You just whined about your abusive parents! Wouldn't you want me to take you to Neverland?

Mary: I have no sense of logic! I'm a freaking MARY SUE!

Hook: Ahhhhh. Good point. Alright, come here and let me tie you up.

Mary: Okay!

Hook: Bipolar much?

Mary: No, I'm just utilizing the Aura of Smooth. It's like my super power. Also notice that I'm plotting my escape already. Now if you'll excuse me, you're about to have your dignity handed to you by a fourteen year old wearing leaves and tights.

DANGEROUS FIGHT SCENE BETWEEN HOOK AND PETER

Peter: Return that beautiful young lady to me! I need her to tell stories and be part of some uninteresting romantic plot twist.

Hook: No! The authoress wants you to be captured so that she can use a pointless cliffhanger. THAT'S THE ONLY REASON THIS TRAINWRECK OF A STORY HAS ANY REVIEWERS!

Peter: OK! I'll fight you anyway! (screws up for no apparent reason, because both the movie and book make a good point to show that he's better than Hook)

Hook: (Laughs maniacally) I finally have Pan in my clutches! Now I will kill him!

Mary: Now I have to defend my future love interest! (Fights with Hook and wins. She frees Peter and they escape to the mainland where they meet up with the Lost Boys) I saved Petah's life!

Peter: She saved my life! And during the fight, I noticed that I had already fallen in love with her! We're going to get married and pretend to be you little brats' parents. Ok? Ok. Glad we got THAT little plot bunny all figured out.

Lost Boys: But Peter, you can't grow up! Eventually you'll tire of that game and push things. Then the authoress will get writer's block!

Peter: Remember Boys, this story is being written by an emotional teenage girl with an enormous crush on Jeremy Sumpter. No one reads the book anymore. Are you kidding?

Mary: You don't need to grow up, Petah! I'll stay here with you! Forever and ever!

Peter: (realizing the truth about Mary) No! You must go back and grow up! Far away!

Mary: But don't you love me Petah? You said you did! All of five lines ago! *cries*

Peter: I can't love. This is the part where the authoress finally realizes this! I cannot love, and you become a sobbing wreck and leave me, to go back to London and grow up!

Cast: THANK GOD!

Mary: Goodbye Petah! I'll always believe in you!

Peter: Tell me that in another genre, when you're "in love" with someone else!

Narrator: But on her way to London, Mary Sue was accidentally dropped in New York City! Where her next misadventure takes place…