MISADVENTURES OF A MARY SUE
LABYRINTH
Author's Note: I believe, in this case, that Sarah is so much of a Mary Sue already…that we'll just stick with her…
Sarah: Somehow, the author of this story thinks that I'm in college. I have matured, grown, and still think Karen is a dominating b-word. Toby's a total tool and Jareth must have some creepy obsession with my well-being because I still have my powers.
Jareth: I'm so obsessed with Sarah!
Hoggle: Oh goodness…
Bog: (Bubbles)
Ludo: Sarah…grammar…no…need…
Sarah: Okay, so I'm sleeping and I have this weird dream…THEN I WAKE UP IN THE UNDERGROUND! Of course...IT'S ALL JARETH'S FAULT!
Jareth: But I'm so in love with you! Take me back! Wait…I mean… (ahem) I'm a cocky jerkface who hates humanity. You can sleep in the guest room because I had nothing to do with bringing you back. You'll never see your family again because the Labyrinth wanted it's Champion to return.
Sarah: But we are supposed to fight a lot and argue over why you're such a bastard. I love you too though…
MONTHS OF ARGUING BEFORE SARAH FINDS THE LIBRARY AND SHUTS UP
CHEESY ENDING