Okay I'm sicker than a dog and I feel sick.
Clue: can you get any more redundant?
Shut up. Now no one get confused! Don't panic! I am a'skiping to the end of jak2 the very end cut scene with all the fire works. Yeah that one. I just don't feel like writing stuff that doesn't involve my little plot. Even though I can't wait to write some fighting stuff. This chapter was supposed to get us to spargus but I thought it be best to split it up.
oh thanksto firecat1991 for the review. and i know i'm updating like a mad man but it'll slow daown.
---Get your freak on--- Ch3 (still don't know what's with the title)
Jak watched the fire works explode into colorful sparkles in the night sky. He turned back to Samos and Sig, "I think I'm all done with adventures."
Samos nodded as sagely as one could with a log and a bird on his head, Sig looked like he was about to say something but the distinct click of a Zippo was heard to their left.
"Is that so?" so one mumbled in the dark. Jak peered out past the streetlight but the bright red glow of a cigarette was all he could see.
"That you big blue?" Sig asked the bobbing red light.
"Yeah its me." He said as he materialized out of the shadows.
"What the hell brought you here?" Sig greeted him as he entered the light of the street lamp.
He stood next to Jak and looked at him. Jak pretended not to have any interest in him. It took him a moment to place who the guy was. He could sense something weird about the guy but he couldn't place it, somehow it was very familiar.
Clue looked around cautiously before answering. Sig's expression turned serious in anticipation.
"I'm hiding,"
Sig burst into a fit of laughter as if this was the funniest thing he had ever heard.
Samos stamped his staff, "what's the meaning of this? Who is after you?"
"Jules dragged your scaly ass out of the desert didn't she?" Sig chuckled again.
Clue groaned and looked up at the fireworks.
"I'd take that as a yes," Jak smirked and stared up at the fireworks as well.
"Hey? Did you ever find those power cells for her?" Sig asked almost a little to casually. Jak knew he wanted something.
Clue looked at him and cocked an eyebrow "yeah…"
"Hand it over, you said I could use her. We made a deal," Sig tried to sound persuasive.
Clue didn't answer but reached into his trench to where there must have been a gun holster and pulled out a long barreled blaster.
"Your excited about that pea shooter?" Jak asked skeptically as Cue handed it over.
"You should see what this little puppy can do, Chili pepper."
"You might wanna…" clue made a distinct shaking motion with his hand, scattering glowing ashes from his cigarette.
Sig took the implied advice and shook the gun slightly, it rattled then a small trickle of sand escaped the barrel.
"Yeah, ya gota shake it…S'got sand." Clue finished quietly.
Sig and Jak just looked. Who in their right mind let sand get in their gun?
" Clue you know that's not good for the gun…" Sig said slowly.
"Lots of things aren't good for lots of other things." He told him coldly.
Sig seemed to ignore him and took aim with the small gun out over the port.
Jak looked around and noticed that Samos was had wondered off, Probably at the first sign that the conversation was moving towards guns.
His attention snapped back to Sig and the gun. It was making a strange whirling charging noise. He released the trigger and there was a loud pop click sound.
Nothing happened.
"Told ya." Clue reached his gloved hand out for the gun back. Sig released it and looked disappointed.
"Next time make sure the gun you barrow has ammo." Jak told him sarcastically. Sig gave him a dirty look and opened his mouth to snap something back but stopped as he saw clue taking aim.
The gun emitted the same whirling charging noise again as clue squeezed the trigger. As it charged the deep grooves in the side of the long barrel began to glow a dark blue and it intensified as the charging noise grew louder.
The shot made no noise, except for a loud click from the gun and a loud electric sizzle when the blue energy blast made contact with the water.
Suddenly a large geyser of water exploded from the depths of the port. The explosion with sea floor must have been huge.
"Told you Chili pepper."
Jak wasn't listening, he had one thought, Blue eco, that was what he had felt before, but it didn't make any sense. The gun had no ammo before.
"Can I see that," Jak asked a bit hesitantly still confused.
"Shit!" Clue swore loudly ignoring Jak's request, and dashed back into the shadows near some crates. Jak blinked, that was not a reaction he had expected.
Jak didn't have to wonder long though. A petit figure ran towards them. She stopped in the light, hands on her knees panting. Her short Strawberry blonde hair hung down in a tangled mess around her face.
"Have you seen Clue?" she panted, "I saw the explosion, and well.."
Sig pointed towards the crates.
"Clue?" she asked the darkness while She adjusted her baggy yellow hat, Jak wondered how she managed to cram her ears in there. Women would do strange things for fashion.
"Clue! I can hear you breathing! Get your ass out here now."
Silence.
She groaned and turned back to the other two. And there was clue calmly standing between the two. Jak jumped and stared at him, "what the hell!" he shouted at him in surprise.
"You suck at hiding, ya know. Usually when one is hiding they do not explode things." She put her hands on her hips and stared him down, completely ignoring the fact that he had just materialized there. Clue blew smoke out of nose in response. It reminded her of a snorting bull.
"Well I found it," she said irritably, "I hope you're happy,"
"You found it!" he asked amazed, dropping his apathetic air.
"Well not so much find as know where is." She smiled as she saw his eyes dance in excitement, the only hint that remained of his emotion, as his face became a mask again.
"You see I'm not annoying all the time. Now we have to go," she grabbed the sleeve of his duster and started to drag him away, she turned suddenly and smacked Clue upside the head, "Are you smoking! Those things are going to kill you!" it was an obvious question considering a cigarette flew from his mouth with the impact.
He looked down angrily at the broken cigarette that burned slowly on the ground. "I hate you," he said slowly in a chilling way.
She rolled her eyes and continued to drag him away, "lets go," she looked back over her shoulder innocently as she left the ring of light, "Bye Jak!" she yelled loudly.
Jak blinked, "I didn't...she…i didn't tell her.." he muttered confusedly at the mounting strange events.
"Come on chili pepper, you ready to get smashed? Cause I know after that I am."
Jak, nodded, usually he would have declined in fear of hangovers, but at this moment, it seemed very appealing.