Episode 1: Starting off
James: Hello and welcome to our Series Premier of Munks Tonight! With Me, James Seville, Alvin and Brittany Seville, my cousins.
Alvin: Hey! What's up all my Awesome Fans!
Brittany: Hello all my Fans!
Jeanette: Your not the only ones who have fans.
Simon: Jen's right. We all have fans.
James: I have fans?
Brittany: I'm your fan.
James: I'm your Uncle and saved your life tons of times... Besides, I'm not sure there are many other fans of me.
Jeanette: I'm sure you have other fans James.
James: Anyway, lets continue on with the show. Well I'd like to introduce our friends from the '80's Universe, please welcome The Chipmunks!
(audience cheers as '80's Alvin, Simon and Theodore walk on stage)
80's Alvin: Hello all my wonderful fans! Your Awesome! And you know that I am too!
(80's Simon sighs and faceplams)
80's Simon: Please excuse my brother. We are working on a way to keep him like this before he gets into too much trouble.
80's Alvin: Hey! I can control myself like when I saved you from those pirates.
80's Simon: That was an act that we did of Treasure Island.
80's Alvin: So?
James: Anyway, and that's Theodore. (Theodore waves) For right now, the Millennial Chipmunks will be called by their nicknames while their '80's Counterparts are here. Also, For those who don't know, what we call the Millennial Chipmunks and Chipettes are from Alvin and the Chipmunks and the Squeakquel.
Al: They still got some of the information wrong.
James: Just because they got the wrong bag of Cheeseballs.
Si: Your just upset that they had someone else do your voice.
Al: And that too! What was wrong with my voice!
Si: You had a very sore throat! And lost your voice!
James: Anyway, lets get to the questions!
Al: But-
James: No buts!
Al: (sighs) Fine.
James: (Looks over questions) Wow, we have a lot of questions for our first show...
Now we have a question from madeline2011:
"Well I like to asked Alvin Something?
so Alvin what was it like be in Berlin
and were your sick that dat because your sound sick were you sing -Let The Wall Come Down
can you and your brothers sing it please?"
Alvin: I enjoyed it! It was fun! And sure... we have to sing the end of the show, so I guess we'll sing that one. And I wasn't sick. The Communists didn't let us bring our better equipment over and Dave got sick when we came back, so they just left the song as it was when they aired the episode.
Simon: It was a pity. Especially since we had to leave soon after. At least we made the wall come down.
Theodore: Yea, those actors were really nice!
James: Teddy, I don't think they were actors...
Theodore: (looks confused) They weren't?
James: (sighs) Anyway, onto the next question! Al, want to take this one?
Al: Sure! It's from Chipmunkgirl234,
"Ok so I've been wandering this for a long time, this question's for Alvin.
How old are you guys in the movies?
Also how are you in the cartoons?"
Al: Me, Si and Teddy are 16, but the Chipettes are 15.
Britt: Actually our birthdays were yesterday.
Al: Oh yea! (facepalms) They just turned 16.
Alvin: When we started the show, we were 8, same with the Chipettes. We are currently 12, and you can learn about what we did after the network cancelled our show on here, just search The Chipmunk MultiVerse. James has been posting what we've done after that.
Simon: (sighs) At least Brittany isn't here right now.
James: Britt your up!
Britt: Finally! I thought I was going to ask the first question!
James: (pats Britt's back) Don't worry Britt. I'm going to have you give the first question from us.
Britt: Okay.
Al: Hey! Lay off! She's my girl!
James: She's my cousin and I manage her carrier. Case closed.
Britt: Don't even start with that Alvin!
Al: Fine...
Britt: (mumbles) Although he did look like a real hunk when he was turned into a chipmunk like us...
James: (Sounds irritated) The question Britt.
Britt: Okay, This is from Spring-Heel-Jacqueline
"since I am planning to incorporate all three Dave Seville's into one character in "SHADES OF GRAY," How would each describe the three incarnations of them, 60's Dave 80's Dave and Millennial Dave? As well as Janice Karman and their kids? (And in my defense, nobody responds to my pleas under the author's note)
What are your opinions on Clyde Crashcup (and Leonardo)? How would each of you describe them?"
Britt: Who's Janice Karmen?
James: I have no Idea...
Alvin: I think she's the wife of Ross Bagdasarian.
James: And that might be?
Alvin: The old manager of our show. He filled in for Dave when Dave was too sick to be on camera.
James: So can you answer the question?
Alvin: Not really, I never meet her or her kids, that's why.
James: Anyway, You've come to the right place for the variations on Dave. Since we have meet two of them... We can't meet the original Dave Seville because we can't get access to the Prime Universe or what we also call the '60's Universe because there is a barrier surrounding it too keep those like the Darkmunks out of it.
Anyway, It's simple, You first take the common parts of Dave, his famous '!' Shout, his tender kindness, his inability to ever get a proper date and actually get married. And for anyone that asks, so far he has NOT married Clare... yet... they might get there by the time the Chipmunks and Chipettes have kids of their own, if were lucky... (everyone else snickers a bit)
Anyway, also his easy irritation with Alvin. And his constant worry for each of them and then you could add some laziness (occasionally) he's been getting better at that since he's gotten kids, and his song writing and musical ability. That's about all you need, I hope this helps a bit.
Just to note, We have read your story, Shades of Gray and we like it so far! We can't wait to see where it goes!
Anyway, to your second question, Uhh, Clyde Crashcup... You boys know him? (points at the '80's Chipmunks)
Simon: Unfortunately yes. He's the only one that seems to be able to get into the '60's Universe with his 'time machine'. Which honestly is the only thing that he has 'invented'. Everything else has been already invented, but he apparently believes that he has to reinvent everything...
Alvin: Yea, I think that he has a lot of screws loose... But I haven't meet Leonardo yet, he might be better...
Theodore: I agree, Why was he trying to invent a blender? He could just go to the store and buy one.
Simon: I guess he can't because he hasn't invented money or the store yet Theodore.
Theodore: How can he survive without a store? Or a Bakery? It's Inhumane! I don't know what I would do without being able to cook or get something to eat! Speaking of, where is the snack table?
James: In back Teddy, but...
(Theodore runs offstage and begins to eat just about everything on the table.)
James:...leave something for Alvin and Simon!
Theo: Hey Ellie, lets go join him!
Ellie: Great idea!
(Theo and Ellie run offstage and begin to eat the snacks as well)
James: (sighs) So much for the snack table...
Al: And the snacks...
Britt: And Tommy... (stares at chocolate bunny that Theodore is eating)
(Everyone stares at Brittany confused.)
Al: Did you name the chocolate bunny?
Britt: (begins to sweat and looks embarrassed) N-no I-I d-d-didn't...
Al: Then who did?
Britt: (sweats even more) Uhhhhhhhh, Ellie did!
Ellie: I did what?
Britt: Oh Nothing! (laughs nervously)
Al: (gives a sly smile) If you don't tell me the truth, I'll hypnotize you and make you tell.
Britt: (looks angry) If you do I'll kill you!
James: Plus we established that there will be no hypnotizing people by you Al. Especially not after you made the Chipettes believe that they were puppies and it took hours to catch them and snap them out of it.
Al: (laughs nervously) I didn't think that they would run around the entire neighborhood, although it was funny watching Jeanette growl at that other dog...
Jeanette: That was so mean Al. I didn't want to be hypnotized at all.
Si: I shouldn't have ever shown you how to do that... (shakes head in disappointment)
Al: Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I won't do it again happy now?
James: Anyway we have two more questions from our online guests and then we will ask a couple questions ourselves, this is from NickiMinajandRihannaFan:
"For Alvin:
1. What's your favorite TV show?
2. How many awards have you won so far?
For Brittany:
1. What's your favorite song? (My fav song is "Right Thru Me" by Nicki Minaj) ^^
2. Have you started your own clothing-line yet?
For Simon:
1. Have you ever played basketball against Alvin before? If so, who would mostly win?
2. Are you a Valedictorian at your school?
For Jeanette:
1. Who's your favorite author?
2. What was the color of your eyes in The Squeakquel? They were SO pretty!
For Theodore:
1. What costume did you wear for your first Halloween? ^^
2. Which candy tastes better? Jolly Ranchers or Starbursts?
For Eleanor:
1. Do you wear your hair down often?
2. Your outfit was so adorable in the 80s! Where did you get it?
Thanx :)"
James: Alright Al you start then Alvin and we'll continue like that.
Al: My favorite show... Anything that has me or Britt in it, and also I love to watch Justice League.
Si: That shows been off the air for a while now.
Al: Ever hear of YouTube? It has episodes on there.
Si: Yea, Illegally uploaded episodes.
Al: Who asked you?
James: Boys please stop, this is Live TV. Anyway Al what awards have you won so far?
Alvin: Where do I begin? Well first I got a best lead singer award, then a best guitarist award, best male singer award... (continues for another 10 minutes) …Smallest lead singer award, best rock singer award, and an award that I don't even know why I got it.
James: Ooookkkkaaaayyyy... Anyway, Alvin, and please don't continue with everything that Al just said.
Alvin: Why? I know I can out beat his awards!
James: Because we have limited time.
Alvin: (sighs in defeat) Fine. My favorite show is currently Madame Raya's Monster Movie Hour. I love watching all the scary movies on TV! And you never know when you will need that knowledge.
Simon: I do, Never unless we go back to that alternate world where Frankenstein lives and where Theodore got turned into a werewolf. And I don't want to be turned into a monster again.
Alvin: Yea, you were really scarey as a vampire, especially because you almost had Eleanor for dinner! And you tried to turn Jeanette into a vampire! It's a good thing that when we turned you back that she changed back too!
Simon: Can we not talk about that anymore? I didn't enjoy the entire situation that had happened there. Especially being bit by Dracula, which we found that all your vampire knowledge was useless against him, because he was immune to all of the natural ways to kill a vampire.
James: Can you guys hold it for a bit? I'm going to be posting that story up soon and I don't want the entire story spoiled!
Simon and Alvin: Okay.
Alvin: I have a ton of awards! Most for our performances, but also a lot from sports too.
Simon: Aren't you glad that Eleanor and Brittany proved you wrong about having a girl on the team?
Alvin: Kinda... She is a great help! We won the national tournament for soccer because of me and her.
Simon: And I'm glad I left the team, because of your 'training' I passed out on the field!
Alvin: Sorry Simon
Simon: Apology accepted.
Brittany: My favorite song is currently... I have to say, currently it's Hot and Cold, but it changes weekly. And unfortunately no. They're still working on it though. Life's hard being a rock star, model, and everything else all at once.
James: When did you start modeling?
Brittany: SHHHHH! (whispers) No one needs to know that I haven't modeled outside of the school beauty pageant so far.
James: (sighs) Anyway, Si?
Si: To answer your first question, Yes I have, and Alvin's good, and we have gotten into long games where if it wasn't for someone interrupting us we would have continued on for hours. And yes I was named Valedictorian of this year, and so was Jeanette.
Jeanette: Yep. (smiles) What about you Simon?
Simon: No, I've never played basketball, I think I'm best at just sticking to the books. But we also have been Valedictorian for 4 years now.
Jeanette: My favorite Author I have to say is Mark Twain. I love his books! And E.B. White! But I do also indulge and read quite a bit of fiction and I do love to read ancient mythology, so does my '80's counterpart and so does the '80's Brittany, but don't ask because she won't admit it. My eyes are a Violet Purple which I do like, even though my '80's counterpart looks good with her emerald green eyes as well.
James: Theodore, Theo, Ellie! You have some questions to answer!
(Theodore runs back on the set along with the two small chipmunks following behind, they read over the questions for them)
Theodore: My First Halloween? Let me think... I think I was an alien. Oh Jolly Ranchers vs. Starbursts? It's soooo hard! I thinkkkkk, Jolly ranchers!
Theo: Definitely Starbursts! But it's hard for me too! Both are sooo gooooooooodddd! Now Halloween costume? I don't think we've had halloween costumes yet.
James: And lastly Ellie, these questions are for you.
Ellie: Hmmm, I barely ever wear my hair down, and it's only when I go to bed and that's occasional. And you'll have to ask my wonderful '80's counterpart where she got her outfit. (giggles)
James: Anyway the last question is from CosmicKitten89;
"Munks Tonight! Yeah! Reminds me of Muppets Tonight from back in the day... I think I will add this to my poll for favorite Chipmunks Q & A shows...
Anyway, how has school been treating you, CGI Simon? I hear you've taken up chess since attending. Are you any good? Won any trophies?
What about you, CGI Jeanette? What's school been like for you?
BTW I like your outfit! I got a jean jacket just so I could dress up to look like you!:3 I can't seem to find a purple plaid skirt though... Do you mind telling me where you got it, and where I can find one just like it but in human size?
Come to think of it where did Ian get chipmunk sized clothes for you all? Off a Barbie doll I suppose?"
James: I would like to say quickly that we didn't take the name from any old show, we did make it up. Just to let all of you know.
Si: Oh yea! I lead the Chess team! I have a storehouse of trophies at home!
Al: He's right! It gets crazy! And he never loses! Except that one time when he ended up in a stalemate with Jeanette. They played for nearly 2 months! It was crazy!
Jeanette: At least we use our time wisely unlike you.
Al: Don't get me started Jen!
Jeanette: Yea, school's been fairly well. But I still get picked on and so does Simon, it's a pity about that.
James: I would be there to protect them but I know that they have to learn to occasionally stand up for themselves every now and then. They can't always assume that I'll protect them from everything.
Jeanette: I'm not sure. I thought I saw one at a Walmart once, or maybe you could make one, that always works too. And I'm flattered that you like my outfit. Britt wants me to get a nicer outfit a lot so I'm not always sure that I look so good.
Brittany: Yep, Ian got our clothes from Barbie dolls, but after companies saw that there were female chipmunks they began to make some clothes that would fit us, but no other chipettes have come up lately so we are the only ones that buy I don't mind too much, they then have to make whatever we want. So I get any clothes that I want and as fast as I want.
James: Anyway onto the next question! It's from Jill Seville,
Al: We have a 'Jill' Seville?
James: She must be from another dimension... anyway she asks:
Hi there Nice show you all have cant wait for the First episode but anyway I have some Questions for mostly Alvin and Theodore and Possibly Brittany
Brittany what do you do in your Spare time?
Alvin what is your Favorite Video game? well besides Guitar Hero
Adam's is Halo Combat Evolved
Theodore if you could be anything Else besides a Rockstar what
would it be ?
And this is Jill Seville Band member of Adam and The chipmunks.
Brittany: I do a lot! Shopping, exercising, hanging out with friends...
James: And let's just keep it at that, because she could go on for days and she will...
Brittany: I'm not that bad.
Everyone else (simultaneously): YES YOU ARE! (they all give a dark glare at Brittany, she does a nervous laugh)
Al: Halo is okay, but that's more of Simon's game. (points at Simon who smiles as he thinks of how well he plays the game) But my favorite video game besides Guitar Hero is Rock Band! Me and my bro's can beat anyone on there!
Brittany: Yea, then why did you and your brothers lose to me and my sisters.
Al: That was ONE TIME! And I was sick when it happened!
Brittany: Then why haven't you challenged us since?
Al: Because you wouldn't accept.
Brittany: Yes we would.
Al: Alright then after the show Boys on Girls on the Wii!
James: This should be interesting... Anyway, lets finish the questions.
Theodore: I would be a professional Chief! That would be really neat!
Theo: Same here! As long as Ellie would help me out.
Eleanor: I promise I would.
Theo: Then I would definitely be a chief!
James: Okay, Alvin take the next question.
Alvin: Alright, It's from Paul Seville...
"James if you could Change Places with Alvin you know being a rockstar would you ?"
Brittany: I'm going to need to see a list of our extended family after the show...
James (sighs) I assure you Britt that these people are not in our dimension so you probably won't find them. Anyway, Yea, I would, but the last time I was turned into a chipmunk I did get to sing lead in a song instead of backup and guitarist for the Chipettes. Although I could not stand having a tail! And Brittany was flirting with me the entire time. (glares at Brittany) But I have had my small share of the spotlight, when I was in high school and college, I was the lead singer for a band that me and my friends made.
Anyway, Britt why don't you take the last question?
Brittany: Sure. It's from chipmunkfanatic. Cool! I bet this guy is a big fan! Anyway the questions he asks are:
"So Theodore Whats up I have never heard of this show before same goes to you James
so Alvin why the sudden Change in shows? i mean not to be rude or anything
Brittany Same Question
And Alvin its my bad that i pulled that Prank I just wanted to see what would happen oh and to make up for that I have Sent over my Cleaning Crew to Cleanup your Set for 80's week part two that way you don't have to do it yourself
Theodore What is your Favorite Dessert ? Mines Chocolate Chip Cookies and Pizza"
Theodore: I'm good.
James: The reason why you haven't heard of it before is because we just started accepting questions 2 weeks ago, before then it didn't exist. Also the reason why you probably haven't heard about me is because in all the other alternate Millennial dimensions I never left Wisconsin to come back to California, but Dave calls me every now and then off-screen or between chapters.
Also to everyone who would like to know more about me and my carrier with the Chipettes, check out the Chipmunk MultiVerse series on this channel! You'll get to see quite a bit of me!
And if any of you would like to learn how the Darkmunks became what they are today from when they were the Chipmunks and Chipettes check out Dark Origins. It will explain quite a bit of why they act how they do, why the Dave in their world doesn't do anything to stop them, and many more questions!
Al: Sorry, but that is an '80's Alternate of me and Britt. We are what we call the 'Millennial' Chipmunks. I have heard some people say '00's Chipmunks. And just saying, even though we don't completely like the Millennial title, it sounds better than '00's. Just saying.
Theodore: My favorite dessert... I usually go for my special apple pie.
James: Yea, it's great! But believe me if Dave, Jeanette or Brittany say that the dessert is '_ surprise' don't eat it! I found out the hard way that Brittany and Jeanette are not the best cooks... and if Dave says it, it usually means that he wasn't paying attention and burned it badly. Speaking of, Teddy can you get me that recipe?
Theodore (smiles and laughs a bit) Sorry, but it's a secret.
(James sighs)
James: Anyway we have a couple questions for you 'munks as well, so I agreed to let Brittany have the first question, so Britt your up! (smiles at her)
Brittany: (smiles back) Okay. So have you boys taken any of the Chipettes out on dates?
Alvin: Well, I almost asked Brittany last week but we got in an argument instead so I decided not to ask.
Simon: After what Brittany did to make you take her to the Black and White Ball, I'm amazed that you ever wanted to go out with her again.
Alvin: At least I have tried, you haven't even told Jeanette your real feelings.
Simon: Because I'm taking a slow pace, I'll tell her when I know the time is right.
Alvin: If your going on that we'll be 80 by the time you tell her.
Simon: (gulps) Well, you know I get nervous when we talk about that.
Alvin: If you never tell her she'll never know, and probably will never tell you because she's so shy.
Simon: I know! I know! Let's just get to Theodore.
Theodore: Well, I have taken Ellie on a date... last week after we finished Robomunk II. The one where the mayor falls in love with my character and almost hands the city over to him.
James: Sounds interesting!
Theodore: Oh yes it is!
James: Anyway, so what are you doing for Memorial Day?
Simon: What do you mean? Memorial Day is still another month away.
Al: It was last week Monday here.
Simon: Oh, well we don't have plans yet.
James: Okay and anyone else have another question?
Theo: I do! Theodore, when is the next time your going to make your special apple pie?
Theodore: Actually I brought some with me, we can have it after the show!
(everyone cheers and agrees, The Chipmunks run off stage and get ready to sing)
James: And now we come to the last part of our show, from their album Rock songs for a Rocked Country it's the Chipmunks playing "Let the Wall come down"!
(a curtain comes up and reveals the Chipmunks getting preparing to sing, the music starts)
Alvin: Far from the Battlefield, far from war,
We've got to look for an open door,
All of us working, all of us searching for peace.
We dream of a time when we all are one,
Clinging to hope under Earths bright sun,
(Simon and Theodore come in)
So lets get together, things will be better if we try, hear our cry.
Simon: Someday the pain of war will be healed,
Someday we'll mean and speak what we feel.
Let the wall come down, tumble to the ground,
and love will live in peace all around.
So lets raise our voice so they all can hear,
Over the wall, they will raise a cheer,
All of us clinging, all of us singing the cry, we will try.
The Chipmunks: Someday the pain of war will be healed,
Someday we'll mean and speak what we feel.
Let the wall come down, tumble to the ground,
And love will live in peace all around.
Let the wall come down, and tumble to the ground,
And love will live in peace all around.
(everyone cheers)
Theo: That is a beautiful song!
James: Yea, I loved it! (turns to camera) Anyway this ends our show for today, Next Week our guest is Phelan Seville! Please have questions for him as well! And don't forget, anyone who is watching that has had interactions with the Chipmunks and wants to be a guest on the show, just Private Message me, The Chipette Protector and I can get you on the show the week after you ask!
And for now Good Night!
Al: See ya later!
Brittany: And don't forget to tune in next week and keep on asking questions! Good Bye!
(everyone waves as the show goes to credits)