"AND I'M THE HERO, also no one is aloud to disagree with me!" : Alfred F. Jones
I laughed at the clumsy way the Italian was moving. "You igit, when you fight your movements should flow not bump into one another." "Well it still seems to be working considering you keep running." The immortal spat. "Uh not running dommenkopf, dodging." I smiled. He grew angrier and swung out at me bringing his leg upward too causing him to fall on me. In our awkward position, I kick him in the stomach flinging him off me as I yelled. "Ack you dommenkopf get off!" I ran across the yard and picked up a farley large stick, and smacked him in the back with it causing him to yelp in pain. "You little brat." Machiavelli growled. But there was no way I was letting him up now so I kept beating him with the stick.
The elders just chuckled at the sight of a fifteen year old beat an immortal with a stick none the less.
"I wonder if we should help?" Prometheus sighed. "No, he got him self in the mess he can get himself out." Mars grinned. "Your immortal isn't so tuff eh Aten?" Aten had this creepy grinned plastered on his face. "I suppose this girl is punishment enough for this warlock, yes?" He snickered slightly. "I suppose yes." Odin smiled.
I smacked him once more on the back, this time harder than the others he whimpered a bit but did not cry out. I finally slumped to the ground. "Ack you annoy me." I sighed. "Hey you're the one who started it." Machiavelli teased. "So?" I laughed. Though we had just spent about an hour or so beating each other senseless, we still laughed and talked like nothing happened. "Where odd you and I." I smiled. "Yes we are… and?" He asked. "Eh I don't know, were sitting here after beating the crap out each other, just talking and laughing, a little odd don't you think?" I sighed. "Yes very, but that's just how we are, with each other, hateful but friends." He smiled. "Friends? Well that's nice but not fitting." I shook my head slightly. "Then what would you call it?" he grunted. "We're fr-enemies!" I giggled. He laughed and then was slightly taken back at what I asked next. "Do you fear me?" I blurted out. "In some ways yes, you are childishly sadistic and sweetly scary at times, so you do frighten me some times." Machiavelli sighed. "Well good, at lest we both know that." I laughed. I suddenly jumped up and yelled. "I'M THE HERO AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!" Making him roll on the ground laughing. "Wait why?" He smiled. "Because, I beat the monster out of you , you all human now and… I stopped for a moment. "And what?" he asked sadly. "Marietta would be proud of you ." I sighed making him smiled. "You know I think she would be too." He smiled. "HA SO I AM THE HERO!" I yelled again flailing my arms about making him laugh again.
"MORTAL ENEMIES WORKING TOGETHER FOR THE COMMON GOOD!" I shouted more random hero stuff into the air. "So if you're the hero where's your "damsel" in distress hmm?" Machiavelli snickered. I stopped and looked around for a second, then twisted a smile and ran back towards the house yelling. "BILLY!" Nearly making poor Machiavelli die from lack-o-oxygen, because he was laughing so hard.
A/N: poor Billy, sadly I would so do what I did in this peace just to make Mac laugh. :3 and yes I would also beat him if he made me mad enough.
an Hetalia reference with alfred up at the top and also a Invader Zim refrence with the mortal enemies bit. remember : I'M THE HERO! lol