Okay technically this chapter has no sagnificance whatsoever to the plot but it's Sue's take on WMHS
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Sue's Journal
Dear Journal,
Today is the first day of high school for one Sue Sylvester and I plan to conquer anyone who stands in my way. This place is full of losers and mouth breathers but I'm not one of them. I may be a freshman but I skipped a whole grade to get here. How many of them can say that? I've even already found my first target. I was on my way to algebra when I saw a boy with hair so curly it couldn't possibly be natural, so I drew the best conclusion I had… it was a HOME PERM!
Why is it that people do that, journal? Those who use them never accomplish anything unless you count making them look PATHETIC. Just to add to the ridiculously stupid haircut he's in GLEE CLUB!
Glee club. Whoever came up with it must have been the stupidest person on the face of the earth… or Will Schuester. Yes, the boy with the perm is named William Schuester, who's name is so ridiculous it matches the rest of him.
Walking around with him was that mouth-breather glee club of his, lead by an insanely short blonde that couldn't possibly be a senior but she definitely had the look for it. Oh, and when I heard her voice, it was all I could do not to laugh at her on the spot. I'm suspecting the girl huffs HELIUM, her voice was just so HIGH!
Honestly, journal, I don't understand why the world can't just have a few more normal people rather than so many of those glee kids with their home perms and helium huffing habits. I tried out for Cheerios today and (obviously), I got in, though some dirty blond took the spot as head cheerleader. Oh well, I can always plot against her and take the spot for myself any day.
I've done it before.
Okay that was kinda short and didn't add to the plot but there IS A POINT TO IT ALL! I also thought it would be fun to see Sue's take here. YOU WILL SEE THE POINT OF THIS NEXT CHAPTER!