dont you think that cats have such easy lives? hahaha...i wish i was a green cat and that i will get to see . . . . . . and you have to guess which one i mean, i guess green is the best hint i can give because if i say it i will be rather sad. :'( so i guess you all will like this chapter, and i am partially mentally slapping myself for listening to country and thought of the stupidest greatest idea ever. time to break out my youtube and parody working...

Tantomile wasn't sure what her deepest secret was. There was the stolen book that she had nicked from Mistoffelees' stash; the time that she had gone to Macavity's to see one of her friends that were captured. Maybe the biggest one was the stupidest one that had ever happened to her.

"Well, my brother and I, we were going to be mated by our owners because they were just total idiots, who didn't ever think we were siblings. With that off of my chest, my dear Josh truth or dare."

"Dare." Tantomile was going to have tons of fun with this.

"I dare you to go and stand in the middle of the junkyard with the queen of your choice, and then proclaim your love for her and give her a great big kiss." Josh turned pink when he received his task. Choosing Leigh-Ann, he went and proclaimed his everlasting love, and his most true love, for Leigh-Ann before kissing her. Promptly after pulling away from the kiss, Leigh-Ann gave him a slap.

Back in the circle, there was some increased tension, as most of the cats were getting tired and more reckless. Sooner or later, tugger would become rather busy with Bombalurina and they would have to leave. But that hadn't happened yet. Soon Josh came back into the circle, with Leigh-Ann and his cheek was bright red.

"hey, umm…, Kaitlin. Truth or dare?"

"truth." Kaitlin wasn't that comfortably around these cats yet.

"can you tell us about your first date?" Kaitlin had nothing to hide.

"I never had a first date. Well, I am someday going to have one maybe, but we bad apples were single with no second thoughts during our rampage. Tim, truth or dare?" Tim replied truth. He wasn't that stupid today.

"Tell us about the queen you fancy." Tim mumbled something, only to be yelled at by Tugger to say it louder.

"fine. I like Kaitlin." He said, all be frazzled. "Demeter, truth or dare."

"dare." Munkustrap had asked her if she would do it because frankly, he was feeling a little weak. She said dare.

"you get to have a twenty second moment with Munk. Keep it partially clean, we do have kittens present." So the happy couple who had kittens that morning had their twenty second snog fest, hands all over and most of the littler ones wanted to go and die in a hole. Who knew that a church cat could be so cruel?

"that was easy, we did that already and those four little kittens were the result. My dearest Etcetera, truth or dare."

"dare."

"I dare you to go and steal the last of Skimble's scotch and tea, and then put it in Jenny's knitting basket." Etcetera laughed a little before going and doing the task. Munkustrap made sure of that by watching from the best spot in the junkyard. When she had finished, after giving Demeter a silly look, she had continued on with the game.

"I think that I should ask the magical Mr. Mistoffelees the honorary question; truth or dare?" Mistoffelees looked her square in the eye and said truth. What wasted guts.

"do you think you could tell us about the first time you saw Victoria?" Mistoffelees gave the afore mentioned queen a small kiss before he continued.

"Well, I had just come to the junkyard and was already an older kitten, not yet a tom, and she had walked up to me and asked what my name was, and when I was a kitten it was Quaxo, so after laughing softly and walking away to go and play with the other little queens. So now it is my turn…Dearest Victoria, truth or dare?" Victoria was shocked that her mate was going to think of something creative. She felt like being dangerous though, so she said dare.

"I dare you to stand up and sing the chorus of Tugger's song with the hip swivels." Tugger and Victoria slapped their paws to their heads. This was going to be torture. Tugger would do the action so that Victoria knew what she had to copy. Everyone thought that Mistoffelees was a genius.

Eventually, Victoria could do the small dance without giggling so hard she fell over, as that was part of the hidden requirement. She was a perfectionist when she wanted to be. If only she was good at this game, Victoria thought. She had always sucked, even when she played it with only two other queens her age.

"Hey Megan! Truth or dare?"

"Truth." Tugger snickered. He thought that Megan was a strong cat that would do most anything. 'Meanwhile, Victoria was having too much fun with this.

"Okay, to give you the correct background, the fate of all cats is resting on your shoulders for some unknown reason. Now to repopulate the world of cats, who would you choose; Tugger or John?" All three of the cats gasped audibly, giving the funniest effect to everything. Munkustrap and Demeter just sort of sat there smiling happily as they awaited the verdict, because Munkustrap needed some new teasing material on his younger brother. Mistoffelees and Victoria were speaking softly to each other, soft mews of affection.

"Well, to put it out there, I would never put myself in this kind of situation therefore don't be getting any ideas, but if I had to I would probably go with-"A loud scream came from Tugger to wait.

"So you know Megan, I never really did have any affection for you, because I love Bombalurina too much. But if you choose me that am okay too…I don't think Bomba wants to spend any time with me tonight."

"Shut up you idiot. I haven't said anything yet. I was going to say John because he is closest to my age and Tugger is just a pure idiot and I don't want to curse the new world with stupidity, especially as something bred in." while Megan said this, Bombalurina had gotten up and walked away and Tugger was following. A cluster of the cats started complaining about this could only end two ways, and they both were loud and hopefully they will go somewhere else to yell at each other, or for Tugger to make up for stating something he really didn't need to.

As they started complaining, some of the older cats left to go and pick their kittens up from Jenny and Jelly, or just to go and be sickening to the single world. After they all left, Megan asked the next question.

"Ethan; truth or dare."

"Truth." Megan hadn't really thought over her question to ask, because she just couldn't.

"Which of the following cats would you mate with; Missy, Marybeth, or Etcetera?"

"Missy." He blurted out and she had turned bright pink, and Ethan had the honour of asking the next evil question. But, just before he could speak Tugger had come back with Bombalurina behind him and Jennyanydots in front of him, with her motherly face that made most of them want to just scram.

"Go to bed. Tomorrow we are starting the planning for the next jellicle ball. Go to bed!" and so they all went off to their dens.

(The first line break in a while. Right now I am listening to music from chorus line)

Meanwhile, Munkustrap and Demeter were cuddled up with their four small kittens in between them. They were being sentimental of this moment, and talking about the coming jellicle ball that Munkustrap would be planning completely and making sure that everything was in place. He was going to become leader in this one, and then he would have more on his shoulders then he needed to. How this ball was going to be the best one yet.

"You will be great, I promise Munk. I promise." Demeter gave him a kiss, encouraging him somewhat that he would do just fine for his orientation and performance.

"But you don't know how hard it will be on the family. Alana will be next, because I have a feeling that she will be the next kick apple kitten in the yard. If not, we can get those bad apples to toughen her up. She can most definitely be the next ruler though she's a queen."

"And she can fix that stupid thing about how the queens aren't allowed to do some of the things that the toms do. I think once you become leader I will start a rally so that we can play in the big war that we hold during the summer."

"You know why we can't do that though, it's too dangerous."

"Dangerous my !#. I have seen much worse need I remind you. Personally, I really don't think that you spent months on end with Mac and let me tell you, getting a ball of mud thrown at you isn't as bad as it could get. It's not like-"Munkustrap gave her a kiss so that she couldn't finish that sentence.