Challenge/Prompt: Bored in Class Challenge (open-ended)
1) Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading
2) Narrate your life
3)Speak in improper English like ain't, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.

Pairing: Hmmm there's no real pairing but... starring the antics of James Potter and Sirius Black

Rating: K+

Summary: Oh the dangers of putting a Black and Potter together...

A/N: So this is basically an all "dialogue/note passing" fic! :D Oh and the breaks (...) are just to acknowledge when there is dialogue and when its note passing! More dialogue that notes...this didn't turn out how I planned at all... But I still love it!

James: Normal font
Sirius: Bold

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"Move it Snivellius!"

"Watch it Pothead!"

"Oi! Get out of my way Black!"

"Make me Snape!"

"Oomph."

"..."

(laughs)

"Potter!"

"Lilykins! How-"

"You git!"

"... You know you love me Evans."

"Get out of my way Potter before I hex you into next week!"

"Aww Lily-flower, go out with me!"

"Avis! Oppugno!"

"Oi! Evans! Ouch!

"Damn it! Get these things off-!"

"Oi, watch the face!"

"They're trying to peck out my bloody eyes!"

"EVANS! BLACK! POTTER!"

"Oh hello Minnie, didn't expect to see you here!"

"I can explain-"

"I don't want to hear it Ms. Evans! And Mr. Potter, Mr. Black, 30 points from Gryffindor and a week of detention, each!"

"Minnie!"

"Want me to make it two Mr. Potter?"

"..."

"I shall see you in class."

"..."

"I think she loves me!"

"You're delusional Potter."

"James. As a true friend and fellow Marauder. Get your head checked."

…

"This book is very stimulating, don't you think dear Padfoot?"

"Why yes, very educational Prongs."

"You're holding them upside down."

"That fact just changed my whole perspective, why thank you Ms. Evans."

"Is the Sirius Black actually reading? "

"Why yes I am m'dear Lily, yes I am."

"Gits."

"Oi, not in front of the innocent of mind!"

"Class, please take out your parchment and quills so we may begin taking notes."

"Professor."

"Yes Mr. Black?"

"I'm quite sorry, but I must inform you that you are interrupting my very productive reading."

"You're books still upside-down Mr. Black."

"Damn."

"Language Mr. Black."

"Yes, Minnie."

(sigh)

"..."

…

James, put your eyes back where they belong.

What?

Your eyes are popping out.

No they aren't!

...

Shut up Black.

Ooh! You're bringing out the last names now, Potter.

...James? You there?

I think she might love me.

Who? Our absolutely adorable Minnie?

NO! My LILY-FLOWER!

Sure. That's why your dear Evans over there is glaring at us.

No, she is just admiring my masculinity.

Right. I will now leave and check you into St. Mungo's. Or better yet, bring you to Trelwaney, so you two can be Divination buddies.

…

I'm back! Mungos says they will gladly administer you into their mentally challenged ward.

I am so glad you care about my well-being.

I'm sure you are. What would you do with out me?

Be sane.

...

"Potter, shut up!"

"Lily! Come on!"

"Stop it! I need to take notes."

"Why I love you too Lily."

"..."

"I think she's in shock James."

"Why would she be in shock?"

"Cause you professed your love for her."

"Oh. Okay then. What's with girls and that being a big deal? Well, Lily, are you there?"

"... Get away from me Potter."

"See? Undying love. Haven't you ever heard of the term, 'opposites attract.'?"

"That term is bull."

"Good to know."

"Shut it Black."

"Evans. Black. Potter. Kindly turn your attention back to the lesson, lest you would like to loose more house points."

"Yes, Professor."

"I ain't gonna talk no more Minnie."

"Mr. Potter, I think you are old enough to know how to speak in proper English. And please refrain from calling me 'Minnie'."

"Of course Mr. Professor, ma'm."

"Mr. Black."

"Professor McGonagal!"

"Yes Mr. Potter?"

"I ain't got no quill to write with! Could ya'll lend me a quill?"

"Yeah, I got no parchment Professor. I ain't got nothin' to write on!"

"..."

"Mr. Potter. Mr. Black."

"Yeah?"

"Two more weeks of detention for disrupting class."

"But-"

"Minnie!"

"Now, today, we will be starting our first lesson on Human Transfiguration. Do not take this lightly as there are disastrous consequences for performing this wrong. Not many accomplished wizards use this on a daily basis. The Ministry standard is for you to perfect your Cross-species Transfiguration and leave it there. I do not agree, I believe that-"

…

I can't believe she ignored us...

How rude of our dear Professor! She needs to set a better standard for us students!

Indeed Sirius, indeed.

This is not a productive class is it James?

No. What gave you that idea?

The fact that we are passing notes Jame-sie.

Aren't you smart?

Thank you for noticing my infinite intelligence Prongs.

You're welcome.

…

"James. Do stop passing notes between us."

"MOONY! MY LOVE, MY LIFE, MY SAVIOR!"

"Mr. Potter!"

"..."

"Thought Evans was your love, life, savior. She might get jealous!"

"You wish Potter."

"Lily! Have you come to save me from my death?"

"You have no idea how much I wish you were dead Potter."

"..."

"What death, Prongs?"

"Why, my death caused my horribly, tragic life!"

"Right. And how is your life horrible and tragic?"

"Well! I started off as a lonely child, with no real toys or money-"

(cough) "Liar." (cough)

"The only thing I had to play with was my little teddy bear-"

"And a broom, tea set, menagerie of stuffed animals, kneazle, crup-"

"You had a tea set?"

"Stop interrupting!"

"Sorry, sorry. Do keep telling us of your tragic life story."

"I will! And once I received my Hogwarts letter, I was so elated that I wasn't a Squib-"

"Elated? Really, James?"

"..."

"Anyway, and then I came to Hogwarts! I didn't fair any better! Lonely, depressed, bored..."

"..."

"..."

"What am I? Chopped liver?"

"Why Padfoot, I never knew you felt that way!"

"..."

"As I was saying. I was just sad. Until you arrived my Lily-kins, the love of my life! Then, everything became all sunshin-y! With butterflies and blooming flowers like in those Muggle movies!"

"..."

"I thought Remus was the love of your life."

"Aww, he got demoted. Poor Moony. Do you need me to help comfort you?"

(sniffle)

"..."

"I'm fine."

"He's coping so well."

"MR. POTTER! MR. BLACK! MR. LUPIN!"

"..."

…

Oh and:

Avis: Creates a flock of charmed birds
Oppugno: Causes conjured objects to attack.

Information from Wikipedia: Harry Potter List of Spells