Puppy Love
Sirius and Remus prompts/drabbles
by Jankz
Rating: T+/M
Warnings: Slash, yaoi, implied sex (ever so slightly described in flashback), and poorly cast lock charms (roflmao)
Era: Harry Potter era, year 5 or 6 (Order of the Phoenix. Gawd, I can't remember the order of the books)

A/N: Just because I LOVE to torture Harry with the sexiness that is SiriusxRemus. Old or young, they still have hot wild nights. Or days. *coughs* *is so shot down*

Disclaimer: Do not own Harry Potter.

The Muse Bunny Prompt #1- Conversation

"Well, um…let me start by saying, Harry, I am truly sorry you had to witness that."

Harry sat on a stool, face flushed several shades of red and pink, glasses tipped downwards on his nose while Harry subtly dipped his head down to hide his abashed eyes with his hair. Remus stared with sympathy, awkwardly rocking forwards and back on his heels with lightly flushed cheeks. Sirius pulled at his shirt collar, eyes darting away every other second before he gave a sigh.

"I suppose it's about time we explained to you our…relationship."

Harry inwardly groaned with, his body quivering with embarrassment. Remus could relate with him. Remus had not felt this embarrassed since…well, since Sirius forgot to cast a more advanced locking charm on their dormitory door...

"Siriusss..." Remus hissed out, fingers clawing at the red bedsheets of the boys' dormitory. Sirius grunted in response, his blood boiling and sweat sliding down his face and neck as he moved faster to achieve his and Remus' peak.

Earlier, Remus had been innocently slurping on his chocolate lollipop he had retrieved in Hogsmeade at Honeydukes. Sirius had casually sat beside him on the sofa, eying the cackling fire place before staring at his boyfriend. That had been too much for the hormonal driven Sirius, who promptly gathered Remus in his arms and dragged him to the room they shared with Peter and James.

Which was why Sirius was currently pounding the lithe werewolf into the mattress.

Lovingly, as Remus whimpered at a particularly hard thrust, Sirius kissed the scars and bruises etched on Remus' body from the last full moon. "L've you. All 'f you..." Sirius said into Remus' shoulder, panting heavily as white lights flashed and danced before his eyes. Remus keened, barely whispering back an 'I love you too' when the door was clicked open.

"Sirius! Remus! You'll never believe who asked Peter out! It was Guinevere from Rav-" James paused, staring in horror at the slamming hips and sweaty bodies. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN'S UNDERPANTS?"

Sirius stopped in shock, cursing loudly and pulling out as he scrambled for the covers to hide them. Remus yelped in surprise, struggling to pull the pillow from under his hips in order to cover himself.

...Poor James had gotten an eyeful of Remus' full and very much so naked buttocks along with a glimpse of Sirius's goods. Not a very good situation at all, with James screaming bloody murder and Peter running up the stairs (as best as he could) to see the dilemma.

Almost like the situation now with Harry, sans their youthful boyish figures, hairless skin, and more handsome faces. James and Peter got an eyeful of youth while Harry got slapped in the face with...well...aged men. (Not that the sex wasn't good, Remus thought fondly.)

Harry was sputtering as Sirius tried to explain the nature of their relationship (oh god, Remus was never letting him give ANY talks of this kind AGAIN). Remus clapped his shoulder to stop Sirius before he could traumatize his godson any further. Sirius blinked at his lover and before he could question why he stopped him, Harry spoke in an urgent voice:

"Please obliviate what I just saw!" Harry slapped a hand over his mouth, but it came flying off a moment after. "Not that I don't approve, well, not that you would need my approval; just maybe you could obliviate me then tell me that my godfather is gay with my father's best friend..." Harry moaned wearily. "Urgh. This isn't coming out right at all."

Remus came over, patting Harry's head. Harry flinched ever so slightly. "How about, I do the locking charms from now on, hm, Sirius?"

Sirius smiled sheepishly. "Sure, love."

A/N: ...If I walked in, I would've used an invisibility cloak and WATCHED. Hee. XD *is thrown out the window*