Puppy Love
Sirius and Remus prompts/drabbles
by Jankz
Rating: K+/T
Warnings: Slash, yaoi/shonen-ai (I'll put this in the warnings from now on), and cheesy cheese ball moments.
Era: Maraduer era, year 5 (...why is it ALWAYS year 5? idkkkk!)

A/N: ...I cannot even begin to tell you how many times I wrote this. For those who want to know, it started off with the idea of a girl dating Remus so Remus could get over Sirius (continued from Confusion), in which Sirius got jealous and confronted Remus about it. That one sucked major cheese curds. Yeah. So then it became a story where (still continued from Confusion) where this girl named Olivia basically figures out Remus is gay for Sirius and holds it against him. Then that morphed into where Olivia actually doesn't hold it against him and she helps him instead by making Sirius jealous and confess. Then THAT morphed into a story where Sirius kissed the ever loving crap out of Remus. YUSH. I'm always doing this. TT_TT

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Shantel: LOL I spit out my juice when I read this! Look, I know Voldemort is your bit*h and you basically own everyone except for Sirius and half of Remus, but I think if you took James, James might cry. And LMFAOOO are you implying bestiality between Remus and Sirius? Ahahahah...ha...haaah...OMG. O_O XD But yeah, this chapter is for you. Hope you're enjoying your Christmas break lol and YES. I won't stop posting on Facebook until I get the last word! MUWHAHAHA!

Disclaimer: Do not own Harry Potter.

The Muse Bunny Prompt #4- Jealousy

"You are ever so careful tending to these plants, Remus. Do you like plants that much?" a girl with big blue eyes asked, hands curling at the edge of the table in the Potions class.

Another girl piped up, motioning towards some of the rowdy boys in the class. "All the boys are chopping them up so viciously. It's nice to see someone who takes their time." She tucked a piece of brown hair behind her ear, watching as Remus took his time.

Remus shrugged. "I don't care much for plants and I don't really think it's a race so I take my time. Doesn't mean I'm the greatest at potions..." Remus didn't care much for talking, either. He was always the quiet one in the classrooms, silently working towards those high marks as best as he could. His friends always applauded him for this, one of the rare serious moments. Remus was incredibly weak after full moons, and only got back in school a week later. Nevertheless, Remus worked hard to catch up and maintain his marks. It was the least he could do to repay Dumbledore's kindness for allowing him to go to Hogwarts.

Which was why, at this moment, Remus really wished the girls would go away. Lately they've been crowding him, asking for help and such. Remus would try to direct them to his friends who also got high marks, but the girls would not relent.

Remus sighed, pushing tawny hair out of his eyes not noticing the two girls beside him sigh happily.

Unbeknownst to Remus in the back of the class, narrowed eyes watched the scene. Sirius grumbled slightly, throwing a newts eye into the cauldron. He barely missed James who leaned back at the last second.

"Watch it, Padfoot!" James yelped, giving his friend a look. "You could've taken out my eye with that eye!"

Peter, at the other desk with a Gryffindor boy named Mark, snorted. "Well then you would have had a replacement, then."

James stuck his tongue out at Peter. Turning back to Sirius who was looking sullen, he frowned. "We just won the game a week ago. I thought you'd be retelling the tale of our glorious victory until the next match!"

Sirius shrugged. "I don't really feel the need to."

James' frown deepened. He followed Sirius' wandering eyes to the middle of the class, sighing in exasperation at what he saw. "Merlin's underpants! Sirius are you serious?"

Sirius narrowed his eyes at James for a split second. "Yes. I am Sirius Orion Black."

James smacked his own forehead, gaining Peter's attention. He hissed to Sirius quietly. "Remus is just talking with them! There's no need to get you knickers in a twist!"

"My knickers are not in a twist!" Sirius hissed back. An awkward cough caused both boys to look in front of them. Remus waved hello.

"Um, I've seemed to have run out of newt's eyes..." He scratched the back of his neck, giving a grin. "But if Sirius has some panty problems, I can come back—"

Sirius rolled his eyes, grabbing Remus' hand and putting the eyes in the open palm. Remus grimaced slightly. "I have no problems, Moony." He cracked a smile which the werewolf brightly returned. James rolled his eyes.

"Run, Moony; run before he can seduce you."

Remus put on a mock face of fear. "Thank you, James. I will always remember this and will stay away!"

Sirius flicked James' cheek. "You ruined my plan. Now he knows."

Remus sighed. "Such a shame for you. How about," Remus gestured to the girls at his table. "You seduce those girls away from my table, instead of seducing a poor, scrawny looking boy like me?"

Sirius shook his head. "I'm all for you, scrawny boy." Remus stifled a snort, but couldn't help the heat on his cheeks.

James grinned, noticing the blush but not mentioning it. He chose to go back to the original topic. "Not liking the girl's attention, Remus?"

"Not one bit." Remus pouted. His shoulders sagged and he looked onto the floor. Sirius raised a hand and rubbed Remus' shoulder reassuringly, Remus sighing in content. Sirius was going to give him an empathic speech when he was struck with a crazy, terrible, amazing idea. If it worked, he'd win Remus' heart and keep those girls away. If it didn't...it would be many awkward weeks, but the girls would stay away...Gulping, he managed to say out loud:

"Do you want them off your back?"

Remus looked at Sirius with wide, brown eyes. "W-what?" James gave Sirius a quizzical look, also surprised and confused.

"I can get them off your back for you. You'd just have to comply for a few seconds or minutes or so."

Remus raised a brow. "Why so vague with the timing?"

"Depends if I can stop."

"Stop what?" the werewolf asked. Sirius stared at his lips for a moment. It was now or never.

"This."

And with that Sirius pulled Remus by his tie and crashed their lips together. Remus squeaked, James nearly jumping back in surprise and Peter choking at his spot. No one noticed right away, and Sirius was slightly thankful as he pressed his lips harder against Remus'. Remus quivered but relaxed in a few seconds, pressing his lips against Sirius just as excitedly. James groaned and rolled his eyes, going back to the potions. "'bout time you stupid block heads." He grumbled.

Sirius coaxed his mouth open and Remus moaned slightly, pushing his mouth against Sirius' more harshly. Sirius traced his tongue everywhere in his mouth, groaning when Remus flicked his tongue against his. Sirius never wanted their kiss to stop, never wanted this moment to stop; he wanted to kiss him so hard they wouldn't be able to breathe and—

"Sirius and Remus are kissing!" A girl screeched in surprise. This caught everyone's attention, turning to see the two boys. Gasps resounded as well as shouts, more than few wolf whistles as well.

Remus heard this and as much as he enjoyed the kiss, he pushed Sirius away with red cheeks. "What the hell, Sirius?" he quietly hissed out. Sirius shrugged, pulling him by his tie so he could bring him into a hug.

"I just wanted to inform all of you that Remus John Lupin belongs to Sirius Orion Black." He glared at the girls in the front who had been fawning over Remus, now they were staring at Sirius venomously. "So anyone who has a problem with it, too bad." Remus flushed and quivered with embarrassment and surprise.

James coughed and whispered. "Professor Slughorn, twelve o'clock."

Sirius saw Slughorn approach them, arms crossed. "Detention for disrupting my class, Black. You too, Lupin."

"Fine by me." Sirius said, releasing Remus who squeaked when he saw everyone looking at him. The bell rang and students filed out, girls glaring at Sirius and Remus. There were some Sirius fangirls in the class as well.

The class had basically emptied and Peter was babbling incoherently, supportive but surprised by what happened. Sirius grinned at Remus. "That's why I was vague with the time. I didn't know if I could stop kissing you."

Remus blushed, unsure of what to say.

James spoke. "And with this, we shall never ever make Sirius jealous. Or else he might start snogging with Moony, and we wouldn't want that."

Remus squeezed his eyes shut. "Sirius I can't believe you!"

Sirius shrugged. "I can." He gathered Remus into his arms and squeezed. "My Moony!"

James groaned.

A/N: AGH. Sorry about this. Honestly. I think I'm just finding excuses to write Sirius and Remus making out. Really. *smacks forehead* OH WELL. Sometimes you just can't help it...*fail*