Puppy Love
Sirius and Remus prompts/drabbles
by Jankz
Rating: K
Warnings: Randomness, wtf?, angry/clever Lily, mistletoe (...what?)
Era: Maraduer era, year 3
A/N: Just wanted to write something silly. :P I was supposed to be romantic but the thought of Lily being so clever could not be passed up. XD Um, this is pre-SiriusxRemus in myyyy world. In MY world, they always get together in year 4, but have mixed feelings in year 2-3...weird, huh?
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Jealousy- Shantel: Fudge nuggets? That's almost as awesome has my shizz-burgers and awesome sauce words! ;D WOO HOO! I'm looking forward to opening THAT present under my treeee!...Is he only clad in a ribbon? If so, I may have to hide him in my room from my poor, virgin siblings eyes. 8D Yes I'd be whistling and howling to...probably would have charmed them so they'd be stuck together ku ku ku...Hm, your dislike for Lily is prominent. Do you like seeing Snape suffer with emo angst? XD You always torture him so. :P
Hunger- Shantel: Firstly...WOW. Are you on crack, my good Lady Toast? XD Secondly yes, I know you ship LilyxSeverus. But James has pinned for her a long time; it's only fair he gets the girl. (what kind of moral does this send out to readers about being a bully and getting the girl lol! XD) Thirdly: So all your OC characters knew they'd be together, huh? FASCINATING. :P Lastly: When you say sad moments, do you mean like angsty moments and when Siri and Remmy are trying to get it on James interrupts and is all 'I'M SO EMOOOO. LISTEN TO HOW EMO I AM!'? That actually sounds FUNNYYYY! XD I wanna do that lol.
Disclaimer: Do not own Harry Potter.
Christmas Prompt #1- Mistletoe
Hogwarts was a festive sight. Tinsel was hung in all the corridors, sparkling beautiful reds and greens. Popcorn on string lined the windows along with enchanted snow, which never melted. Icicles were located on the ceiling, safely charmed by the seventh year students so they would not fall nor melt. The common rooms had giant, full pine trees covered in intricate ornaments. Particularly in the Gryffindor common room, a mighty lion near the sparkling star of the tree periodically roared with pride. Although Hogwarts was filled with holiday cheer and peacefulness, it couldn't stay too peaceful for long.
"JAMES POTTER!" cried the angry voice of Lily Evans.
Four mischievous boys sat near the Gryffindor tree, playing exploding snaps whilst giggling at their talk of their latest plans for pranks. Today was a day just begging for elaborate pranks. Lily's enchanted hair being just one of them. The redhead stormed in front of the boys, her foot tapping impatiently.
"How dare you hex my hair!" she pointed at herself furiously. It was a cheery Christmas green, red sparkles making it glow gleefully. Lily, however, didn't pay much attention to the fine craftsmanship and paid more attention to James who was having a hard time controlling his laughter. Sirius was nearly bursting with hilarity, completely proud of his spell. It took him a few days in the library to figure out how to conjure that spell.
"Whatever do you mean?" he giggled, wiping a tear from his eye. "Besides it wasn't me. I wish I knew the bloke who hexed you;" He looked at Sirius, Sirius finally giving in and laughing. "It's very stunning on you." James said. Another giggle-snort sounded from Sirius. Lily frowned.
"You must think you're so funny!" she huffed.
Peter piped up. "He does."
Remus was staring at the tree, watching the lights and sphere ornaments flash and blink. He looked at Lily and smiled. "Just some Christmas spirit, that's all. Don't be too angry."
Lily scoffed, narrowing her eyes. "Too angry? I would have been less irritable if you boys hadn't hexed basically all the Slytherin's so they wore Christmas underwear and Santa beards, hexed almost all of Ravenclaw so they sang whenever they spoke, the Gryffindors roar when ever they see food, and the poor Hufflepuffs with enchanted shoes so they slipped as if they were on ice. You've bothered everyone in the school and that irks me!"
Remus grinned at Sirius. "So that's what you meant when you mentioned how the Slytherin's might be a tad chilly."
Peter clapped his hands together. "You and James have out done yourselves!" Indeed, James preformed the Ravenclaw's pranks while Sirius preformed the Slytherins, Lily, and the Hufflepuff pranks. Remus and Peter had gone around creating non-melting ice patches so unsuspecting students and staff would slip. Remus hadn't felt too cheeky today, and left the more adventurous pranks to Sirius and James. Usually he'd be the mastermind behind more of the elaborate pranks but he just wanted to sit back and enjoy the holidays.
Lily sighed. "I'm sorry, Remus. You're usually the tamest of these boys...it never ceases to confuse me on how you still hang out with these boys."
"Huh?" Remus raised a quizzical brown brow, giving the boys questioning looks. The boys looked just as confused. "Sorry? What for?"
"I have to give Sirius a taste of his own medicine." She glared at James. "You, too!" Before either boy could react, Lily raised her wand and waved it, Sirius looking up and seeing mistletoe above him.
"That's not very threatening." He grinned. "It just gives me an excuse to be a kissing monster."
Peter giggled behind his hands. Lily smirked, waving her wand again. The mistletoe suddenly glowed, and Lily gave Remus an apologetic look as she rushed behind him and kicked him towards Sirius.
Remus squawked, mouth going onto Sirius' and Sirius yelping in surprise. James backed away when Lily zapped him, his hair turning into a moehawk and coloured a loud red. Remus tried to pull away from Sirius, but his lips felt as though they were pulled in like a magnet. He looked up at Lily.
"Mmily!" he said, his voice muffled by Sirius' lips. Remus' face was flushed with embarrassment and frustration, Sirius' face mirroring the red-pink colour as his eyes were wide with disbelief.
Lily smirked. "And that's what you boys get." She turned to Peter who was as pale as a sheet. Effortlessly, she waved her wand and Peter's nose turned into a sphere shape, bright red and beeping like Rudolph's. As she left, Gryffindor students snickered and giggled as they watched Sirius and Remus pushing at each other, trying to separate, while James freaked about his hair and Peter was becoming blind from the sporadic bursts of light from his nose.
Ah, Christmas, Lily thought, grabbing a candy cane that floated near her. It couldn't have been a sweeter time of the year.
A/N: I love Lily; she's a fireball. :D After writing this I can imagine how Sirius got back at her, lol...Didn't bother to edit this story so if there are mistakes, my apologies. :) Hope you all have a very merry Christmas, and I hope Santa leaves some great gifts for everyone tonight! :D :D Oh by the way, I need a word for New Years. Suggestions are greatly appreciated! :D