Delfim: What's up, readers? Another day, another chapter!

Ego comes with a broken arm.

Delfim: Ego! What the fuck happened?

Ego: I don't know, I was going down the road in my car and had an accident.

Delfim: What kind of accident?

Ego: I killed Al Gore.

Delfim: Oh come on, who cares about him? Are you sure you are alright?

Ego: Yeah, I'll live.

Delfim: Okay. Hey, want to read the new chapter?

Ego: Sure.

Chapter 2 How can I trust you?

Shifu was shocked to the bone with her story. It was so…unbelievable. She came from another time-line? A time-line without Kung Fu being a major fighting art? And this Clockwerk business. What the fuck? A giant metal owl? And she became something like that?

But for Shifu, there was another part that was more important than the others.

"So you betrayed those who trusted you. Your friends, your comrades, your associates, all for a bird called Arpeggio who was your tutor? And then you betray even him, for power?"

Neyla gulped down. She knew that this wasn't going to be good to her. The look on Shifu's face was indescribable. It was a look of pure rage and mistrust combined to form some very creepy and scary face.

"Now, could you tell me, Neyla, why I should trust you?"

"No." answered Neyla, honestly. "I cannot tell you how. To tell you the truth, I don't trust myself. The thing is, I was given a second chance and I'm going to work to make it worth. Whether you trust me or not!"

Shifu was silent for a while. Then he said "Wait here" and he left Neyla in the Hall of Heroes.

******Near the Ancient Peach of Heavenly Wisdom******

Shifu was running, hoping to talk with his master. He found Oogway meditating under the tree.

"Master Oogway, you won't believe in what I just heard!"

"Ah, Shifu, what can I help you with? And why wouldn't I believe in you, when I'm always telling that nothing is impossible?"

Shifu went on to tell his master of Neyla's story. When he finished, Oogway chuckled "So that is what is troubling you? I say, it is quite a tale!"

Shifu looked at Oogway like he was mad. "Master, that is not the point! She betrayed to many people! Even her own tutor! How can we trust her?"

Oogway smiled at his student. "To trust or not trust. You are too worried about what was and what will be. There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present!"

Shifu was appalled by the calm of Oogway. "But you can't just ignore what she did!"

"Yes, but did you take a look at her? She was miserable when she came here. Furthermore, she is willing to become the Dragon Warrior! She knows this is her chance to make things right and she is going to try her hardest! Trust her, for now."

Shifu thought about Oogway's advice, then bowed to him and left the place.

*****In the Hall of Heroes******

Shifu had walked in to get Neyla for the first day of train but didn't saw her where he left her. What? But I had left her here? His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of "HA"

He looked up to see Neyla jumping between the pillars with her whip to help herself balance. He saw her working and was admired by the energy she was putting on it.

"What are you doing there?"

"Training. I better start doing it fast if I want to have a chance!" Yelled Neyla as she jumped down from the pillars. "So, how is it going to be?"

Shifu looked at her, then said "Follow me. We have to start your training!"

Neyla followed the small panda as they went across the corridors of the Jade Palace. They finally reached the training room.

Neyla was shocked at the type of training they were doing. What the fuck was going on here? Mantis was going at a speed she didn't thought it was possible! Viper twisted in ways that shouldn't be possible! Monkey had an agility that made Neyla a bit jealous. Crane had the grace that was unheard of and Tigress…OH FUCK!

It took all of Neyla's speed to dodge an incoming piece of wood that was part of the training equipment that Tigress was using. Neyla looked at Tigress. What the fuck is wrong with her? It was like she wanted to hit me! She might be a sexy bitch but…NO, BAD THOUGHTS. FOCUS ON YOUR TASK!

"Let's begin!" said Shifu as he closed the door.

Neyla looked around the room. "With which one?"

"The one you pick!" answered Shifu, getting inpatient. "Unless you think the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior."

"Well, I don't know if I can do all those moves." Said Neyla, trying to convince Shifu without telling him she was actually scared shitless about those things.

"We'll never know if we don't try, will we?" Shifu asked, innocently. He was pissing Neyla off.

"Yeah, but maybe we could start with something more suited to my level?" continued to try Neyla.

"And what level is that, Neyla?" asked Shifu, still sounding oblivious.

"Oh for god sake, you know I know nothing of Kung fu, so don't fuck with me and let's start with the basics, please!" yelled Neyla. Everyone of the five stooped their training as they looked at Neyla in shock at her language.

Neyla looked at them, angry "What? Just because you all can do it doesn't mean everyone can!"

"Okay, calm down Neyla!" Said Shifu. "Perhaps you are right, we should start with the basics. Why don't we use this!" Shifu then pointed towards a dummy. "We use that to train children. And to keep the door opened when it is hot! But we can use it for you today!"

Neyla sighed, that was better. She wasn't about to go and do all that stuff the others were doing, it would kill her! She was about to start hitting the dummy when she saw that all the five were there, looking at her. "What?"

"They are only curious about what you can do, Neyla. Now, hit the dummy."

Neyla put her whip down, flexed her fingers, and hit the dummy hard. The dummy went against the wall. "How was that?"

Shifu came to her and started moving parts of her body. "Your left leg is too forward, the fist is to down and the head is a bit more forward. Try again!"

She sighed and went at it again.

"Better, but your left leg is still too much forward. Again!"

"But what is the difference in the leg?"

"I'm the master here, and I say it makes all the difference while fighting, now try again!" yelled Shifu.

"Geez, what a short temper!" said Neyla under her breath. She went at it again, only this time she tried a high jump kick in the dummy. She was about to land when she forgot something: there was a giant machine of death behind her and she was falling towards it!

The five were about to help but Shifu stopped them. This was a good chance to see what she was really worth. As Neyla continued to jump graciously form one to another serpentine log, the spiked logs appeared from the ceiling. Neyla lasted a good while, but she ended up jumping out of it into the jade turtle shell. She held herself there, and started thinking Hey, this isn't as hard as I thought! Some of Arpeggios tests were harder. I wonder if I can do the others?

With a new confidence, Neyla walked into the next exercise: the hitting dolls. Every time she touched something, one of the dolls would turn and hit her. She held herself but the quantity of moves and strikes won over her and she got a little dizzy.

She ended up stumbling out of those and entering, without, knowing, into the fire pipes. She was able to avoid most, until one of them burned her tail.

"OW OW OW OW OW! MY TAIL!" Yelled Neyla as she jumped out of the pipes and grabbed herself on to the ceiling spiked rings. She put her tail in her mouth, sucking it gently.

With the five, Monkey and Mantis were laughing in the floor. "Who would have thought she would have fall in the last fire pipe? And right in the tail!"

Viper hissed at them, annoyed by their childishness. Neyla was doing better than she expected, so she didn't tolerated their mocking! Crane was in similar position to Viper.

Tigress, however, was looking at Neyla sucking her own tail with a bit of red in the face. She looks so hot doing that…wait, WHAT? BAD THOUGHTS, BAD THOUGHTS. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Shifu actually nodded at her performance. For someone who didn't know kung fu, she isn't doing all that bad! For someone picked by accident, she isn't as bad as she could be. Imagine if it was a panda…pfffft, no way that could happen, even Oogway isn't that crazy!

Neyla looked down at the five and Shifu, which were looking up at her. She took the tail out of her mouth slowly then went from one circle to another until she was above them, she let herself fall near them.

"So, how much do I suck at this?"

"Actually, you did better then what I was expecting." Admitted Shifu. "Okay, people, keep training today. You can stop when the gong rings for the lunch."

And so, everyone went back to training. Shifu then said "Come on, you will be trained by me from now on!"

******A little while later******

The five were in the kitchen. After Neyla's performance, she was left to sleep in her bedroom. As the others were having dinner, Viper couldn't contain herself. "So, what do you think of the new girl! She didn't know Kung Fu, and yet she did very well!"

"One doesn't really need Kung Fu training if one trains the body to the extreme." Commented Crane. "The difference is if you don't train Kung Fu, you have to rely on your instincts to help you in a battle. But if you learn Kung Fu, then you don't even blink at what you do!"

"Quite true." Said Monkey. "But she doesn't have the look of someone who trained her body to the extreme, does she? More like she trained herself to the level it was necessary!"

"Whatever it is, she got a bit overconfident after the shell. A newbie like her shouldn't try the hitting dolls. It is fairly dangerous for someone who is not trained for it!" Continued Mantis. "But it was kind of funny to see her jump to the ceiling when her tail was on fire. Her face was priceless."

Tigress coughed as she was heard this, a light blush on her checks as she remembered the sight of Neyla sucking on her own tail. I wonder how it would feel if she was sucking mine…NO, LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PERVERTED IDEAS!

"You okay, Tigress?" asked Viper, a little worried.

"Yeah, just ate a little too fast, that is all." Answered Tigress, hoping that no one knew what she was thinking.

"Okay, so what do you think about the new girl?" asked Mantis, curious.

"Well…she got lucky, that is all." Answered Tigress, a little bit too forceful. "She doesn't seem the kind of person that as what it takes to become the Dragon Warrior."

Viper was about to comment, when Shifu entered the kitchen. "Ah, you are all here, good, good."

The five turned to him. "Do you need us, master?" asked Viper.

"Yes, there is something I must tell all of you now!"

Everyone looked in shock at the red panda. "What is it, master?" asked Mantis.

"I need to tell you… of Neyla's past!"

Authors Notes:

Delfim: Hey there, how's it going. Delfim here and I hopped you liked my new chapter.

Ego: Just a question, why are you rewriting Kung Fu Panda…without the panda? Do you hate Po?

Delfim: What…no! He is funny and I love the voice actor Jack Black and he did a great job. Po is great. But fanfiction is like that: you try to make something new out of what already exist. I mean maybe one day I will write something about Po. Just not now!

Ego: Fair enough.

Delfim: Review please.