Delfim: Here it is, a new chapter for all of you to enjoy!
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Delfim grabs a machine gun and starts firing at Ego, who was able to dodge the bullets by hiding behind George Bush, who was shot to death.
Ego: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU WERE GOING TO KILL ME!
Delfim: NEVER MENTION THE S WORD! Society is where the biggest and foulest demons lurk: politicians.
Ego, sweatdropping: You need help. Really.
Delfim: Shut up Ego.
Chapter 5 Embarrassments, Disobedience and new Training methods
Tigress was taking a hot bath. The bathroom had a thermal area and she loved to use it. It had a distinguished look on it, with images of bamboo on the wall and an emerald Dragon on the ceiling. In fact, the only difference between the boys bathroom and the girls was the eyes of the dragon, which were golden in the girls and silver in the boys.
It was relaxing to just close her eyes and feel the water around her and it helped her to think about this new situation. Tigress always was a natural leader, always being on top, even in the Furious Five and only having Shifu has a roof to everything in life. Neyla, however, was a mystery: she knew that, without using the Clockwerk power, Tigress could win against Neyla in a fight, yet Neyla completely manhandled her in both the corridor and the training room, making her feel completely dominated as she did whatever she wanted with her, and she liked it.
She was so focused on her thoughts that she never saw Viper entering. Viper entered the bath silently and swam underwater until she was right in front of Tigress. Then she erupted from water with a yell of "Hey Tigress!"
Tigress opened her eyes and shrieked as she jumped out of the pool, then calmed down. "Viper, what the hell do you think you are doing? You almost scared me to death!"
Viper laughed at Tigress' face. "Sorry, it's just rare to catch you with your guard down, I couldn't resist."
Tigress, looked away, embarrassed at the truth of neglecting her natural defenses. Neyla took advantage of that too. I really have to pay more attention to my surroundings. "I was just… thinking about things."
"Like what?" asked Viper, though she could imagine.
Tigress was caught off guard without knowing what to say. "Oh, a… about the new Dragon Warrior and a…" she tried to think of something, but nothing was coming to her head.
"…and how you like that she fingers your pussy like crazy and dominates you like no tomorrow?" asked Viper like it was the most vulgar thing to talk about.
"Yeah!" then Tigress did the most impressing thing: she blushed and paled at the same time. "WHAT?" She yelled at Viper as the reptile cracked up laughing hard.
"HAHAHA, You… You should have seen your face! Priceless HAHAHA!"
Tigress growled at the offending reptile. Viper then saw the look on her face and gulped down. "What? I caught you two doing when I went inside the training room to get Mantis bag!"
Tigress blushed, embarrassed. Then she looked down and said in a low voice "I don't know what is happening to me! I know that I'm stronger then her, yet I felt so powerless when she simply played with my body. I don't understand!"
Viper saw that her friend needed some friendly advice. So she went towards her and wrapped herself around her. "Tigress, up until now, the only dominant person you had ever met in your life was Shifu, and he was like a father to you! No one dares to try and dominate you once they know who you are! But Neyla is different! Yes, she is weaker then you, but from what I have seen she is more experienced in sex than you and she is more dominant then you."
"But why? Am I weaker than her?" asked Tigress.
"Well, if she used Clockwerk's power… yes. But it is not her strength, it's her personality! She has a stronger personality, because she had to fend for herself longer then you ever did! So don't be so quick to judge her or yourself. Tell me, didn't you like it?"
Tigress blushed, but nodded.
"Then it's alright! Besides…" at this point, Viper's smile turned naughty. "It was high time someone tamed that prude pussy of yours!"
Tigress blushed deep red, then went to beat Viper to a bloody pulp. As she was running around after the slithering reptilian, Neyla entered the bathroom, only to get Tigress running against her and both fell on the ground. As Neyla saw the situation, she smirked.
"Well well well. I didn't know you were so desperate, my dirty little tiger, to throw yourself at me completely naked. Not that I'm complaining."
Tigress blushed even more as she saw that Neyla was right: she had forgotten she was naked! She tried to explain the situation to Neyla, but she was speaking very fast, making her even more nervous "Viper saw us and was teasing me so I was running after her to beat her up but then you appeared and I crashed into you and then you teased me too and…"
Neyla then soothed the poor tiger, seeing as she was to nervous and that, if she let, she would continue to speak like there was no tomorrow. "Was she now? What a bad Viper." She then looked at Viper and said, in a protective voice. "Leave my tiger alone, would you! She is still new to this sort of things. Besides… I want to know what you told her to make her react like that!"
Tigress could only pale as she saw her new lover and her best friend smirked evilly as they talked like they knew each other for centuries. But at the moment, she was the center of said talk. I'm so screwed now! Viper is enough but now Neyla joins the party! Someone help me!
**********At the kitchen********
Tigress was still a bit mad at Neyla and Viper as they all ate their meals. The male part of the kitchen was looking at them, wondering what was happening as they had put a bet. Mantis bet 12 almond cookies as Tigress was beaten by Neyla because Viper told her some sort of weakness. Monkey did 14 almond cookies on Neyla and Viper made a prank on her. Crane had bet 20 in Viper and Neyla teasing poor Tigress to the embarrassment of a lifetime.
As Neyla drank her noodle soup, she got a string of spaghetti in her lips that looked like Shifu's mustache, something that didn't went unnoticed by the others as they sniggered at her. Neyla looked around and asked "What?"
"Oh nothing!" said Mantis before bowing to her. "Master Shifu!"
Everyone laughed as Monkey pointed the spaghetti. When Neyla noticed it, she decided to have her own fun. She jumped out of her seat and got on her knees, putting a "Shifu's Face".
"You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you jump of a building and break walls with your teeth!" said Neyla in a perfectly imitated voice of Shifu.
All of them cracked up. Even Tigress sniggered a bit. Seeing that, Neyla decided to step up the game. "What is that noise you are making? Laughter? Never heard of it! Try hard, leopard, and one day…" Neyla then grabbed two bowls and put a smile on her face "…you will have ears like mine!"
Monkey laughed hard at this. Everyone was laughing until they saw Shifu at the door. Neyla could see them looking at the door, and decided to see if he could tease the old panda.
"Trying to get a look at my ass, Shifu? What would your students say?"
Shifu gasped at her insinuations as the others sniggered at her response. Shifu then turned to them. "Do you think this is funny? Tai Lung as escaped prison and is coming here at the moment. He wants the scroll…" he then turned to Neyla "and only you can stop him."
Everyone was quiet. Neyla was shocked. "What about Oogway? From what I heard, he was able to stop him last time!"
"Oogway can't… not anymore." Said Shifu as he looked at the staff he was carrying in his hands.
Everyone gasped at this.
"Our only hope, is the Dragon Warrior." Said Shifu.
"Master, she is not ready! Without Clockwerk she can't beat any of us, she is too weak! Let us fight Tai Lung, please! That is why you trained us!" begged Tigress, not noticing the hurtful look on Neyla's face. But Viper did.
"No, your destiny is not to beat Tai Lung, but it's hers…" he then saw the look on their disciples face and looked to see that Neyla wasn't there. "Where did she go?"
Everyone shrugged, except Viper. "She went down the hall. I think she is going to the Peach Three."
"Thanks Viper."
As Shifu left, Viper turned to Tigress.
"Tigress, could you come with me? I need to talk with you."
Tigress followed Viper and when they were out of sight, Viper grabbed Tigress by the neck. "Do you know what you did to her?"
"What…what are you talking about?" asked Tigress, confused.
"You were cruel with her, Tigress. You called her weak and hurt her feelings. Do you see how she trains everyday to get the movements down? Not even you worked that hard! And Now you just cal her weak in her front! Did you saw her face when you told her that?"
"I…I…" Tigress couldn't even gather the strength to answer.
You didn't even looked at her!" yelled a now enraged Viper. "You should have seen her face, Tigress. She was crying at what you said, crying! Come on, let's see if we still get there before master Shifu."
And with that, Viper started slithering down the hall. Tigress following her from behind, remorse was all she was feeling now.
******At the sacred… you know what, fuck it. At the peach three*******
Shifu walked up the stairs to find Neyla hugging her legs and crying hard to her knees. He was truly confused with her behavior.
"Neyla? What is wrong? Why are you crying?" asked the old master. Without any of them knowing, they had two people watching them.
"Tigress is right! I know nothing of Kung Fu. The only good thing I have is the Clockwerk's power, and even then it's a few seconds juice, nothing big. I am useless!"
Shifu was shocked at this. "Neyla, come on. You are not…"
"Yes I Am! Don't deny it! I failed myself, I promised I would make this chance worth it. But I failed the old turtle, I didn't become the Dragon Warrior, and I failed myself. Seems like no matter what life, failing is all I do."
Shifu didn't know what to do but hug her and held her for a while, trying to calm down the emotional leopard. Neyla hugged back, in search for some sort of comfort in her moment of weakness.
In the distance, Viper and Tigress were watching, one with a sad face and the other crying. Viper was sad at the damage that was made and Tigress couldn't stop sobbing at the sight of her lover in so much pain.
"I didn't know she was so unsure of herself!" said Tigress in shock. Seeing Neyla like that was breaking her heart.
"Well, what did you expect? The girl has been training near masters who have been doing this all their lives! Seeing us do all that stuff and not be able to keep up takes a ton on a person, Tigress." Answered Viper viciously.
"I have to go there! I have to be with her now!" said Tigress as she went to met Neyla. A tail slapped against her foot, making her hold her feet up.
"No!"
Tigress was shocked. Viper looked at her angry, and it wasn't pretty when Viper was angry. Still, Tigress couldn't stop herself from asking "What?"
"I said no, you have done enough. She needs to be away from you for now. Even if you try to go to her, she will refuse to let you near her. She needs her space, and I'll be dammed if I let you ruin it after what you have done."
Tigress looked down in shame. She had never felt so bad in her life. She had said nasty things before, but never had she hurt someone like that, much less the one she loved! She then turned to Viper "Then I am going to face Tai Lung. Maybe if I beat him, Neyla won't have to worry about becoming stronger and then I can talk with her. It's my best option at the moment."
Viper nodded. "I suppose it is the best outcome. Let's hope that we can pull it off."
Tigress raised her eyebrow. "We?"
"Oh come on, Tigress. I may be mad at you, but that doesn't mean that I won't help you against Tai Lung! You must be crazy if you thought you were going alone."
"She is right, you know!"
Tigress and Viper turned to find the boys looking at them. It was Crane who spoke "We are a team, you may have done a very hurtles thing, but we won't abandon you."
"Yeah, we want a piece of Tai Lung ourselves!" yelled Mantis on Monkey's head.
"Besides, you don't stand a chance alone! You need us… even little Monkey here!" said Monkey as he got ready to leave.
"Hey, no little comments near me! You know I hate those comments." Yelled an angry Mantis.
Tigress snickered at this. Then said "Thanks…guys." She then turned to look at the horizon. "Let's go!"
And with that, they were gone…
*******In the morning*******
When Shifu had played the gong, no one came out of their bedrooms. He had checked all the palace and came to one conclusion: the five had disobeyed him and went to fight Tai Lung.
He sat under the peach as he thought to himself Master Oogway, you had to leave when I most needed you. At least, give me a sign, something, anything! Please.
As he said that, he heard some trashing and yells that looked like Neyla's. Thinking they were under attack again, he ran towards the sound to find it came from the training room. When he opened the door, he was shocked.
The entire training room was a chaos of holes and broken equipment! He then heard a voice say, angrily "Miss Tigress says I'm not strong enough. I will show her what strength is all about!"
Shifu looked and saw Neyla breaking another wooden doll with her claws, which were now shining grey like… metal! Was she using Clockwerk's power?
"Neyla!" Shifu called.
Neyla turned to find Shifu looking at her "What?"
"How did you do all this?" Asked Shifu as he pointed around.
Neyla looked around and as she saw the destruction and stared in shock, Shifu could see the shinning fading away. "I was just frustrated! I didn't want to do all this! I'm sorry master, it was an accident!"
Shifu had an epiphany! That was his excuse! Thank you, Oogway!
"There are no accidents! Come!"
******* A few moments later******
They had been walking for a while, and it was killing Neyla. But for some reason, anytime she was going to complain, Shifu would poke her which was extremely annoying. What she didn't noticed was that every time she got annoyed, a part of Clockwerk's power would activate. In this case, the lungs which gave her the ability of everlasting stamina.
Shifu, however, was aware of this. When she said that she was frustrated, he conceived the way for Neyla to conquer the power of Clockwerk: emotions. He knew that as long as she didn't hate something, but still held some irritation or anger, she could use one or more powers of Clockwerk. All he needed now was a place to train her in that direction. And that is why they were going there.
When they finally reached the place, Shifu turned to Neyla and asked "Do you know where we are?"
Neyla looked around, then shook her head. "Now, should I?"
"This is the Lake of Sacred Tears. This is the place where Oogway learned the secrets of meditation and concentration. Here is where Kung Fu was born!"
Then Shifu jumped over a rock. "Do you want to become stronger?"
"I do!" yelled Neyla.
"Then I am your master!"
A few moments later, they are both at the base of the rock. "When you focus on Kung Fu and you are calm, you are good, but not enough. To make you better we must play with your emotions. I will train you like no tomorrow and you are going to hate me throughout the all training session. But when I am done with you, not only will you have learned Kung Fu, Clockwerk's power will be at your grasp. Are you ready?"
Neyla looked at her master and yelled "Yes I am."
"Then your training begins… now!"
Authors Notes.
Delfim: Thanks for reading the new chapter of Kung Fu Neyla, I'm Delfim… and I approve this message.
Ego: What the fuck does that even mean?
Delfim: I don't know! I don't really know! I just saw that in one of the YouTube shows and decided to do it to.
Ego: You are so lame.
Delfim: I know, I talk with my own Ego after all!
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