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Ch 3
"Meil"
"Aww Gazille, I bet you're hungry after playing prince charming and rescuing princess Moomoo from the mean mage Karofingus, huh?" a seven year old girl said to her teddy bear, patting its head and pulling out a spoon and jar from her bag that lay on her bed "Snack time!" she exclaimed getting a spoonful of honey and shoving it into the stuffed animal's face…which proceeded to thrash about in protest
'This is some shit' the boy..well now teddy bear, Gazille Redfox, thought trying to avoid the invading utensil 'As soon as that lady turns me back I'm going to murder her, then this girl' he thought avidly swiping at the utensil
"Oh, Gazille!" the little blue haired girl said exasperatedly picking him up from his back and setting him in her lap, trapping his struggling figure underneath one of her hands "this is every bear's favorite" she chastised trying to force the spoon into his closed mouth
'I hate old women, but I think I have a new found hatred for girls as a whole' he thought stilling his thrashing for a second and giving Levy the opportunity to feed him
"That's a good bear" she said sending the honey filled spoon towards the teddy's mouth
'Idiot' Gazille thought head butting the utensil and sending the sticky liquid sprawling across the girl's clothing and skin 'Gihihihi, maybe that'll teach Levy the brat that I'm not to be fed. Ever.'
Levy just blinked in slight shock at her black teddy bear "Six days and you still have no manners" she said frowning slightly at him "Oh well" she said picking up the teddy "I guess we both need a bath now"
'Huh' Gazille thought, alarmed at the idea 'Bath? Fuck no.' he thought waving his arms to get the girl's attention and shaking his head in a definite no
"But Gazie, you're covered in honey" Levy said poking him in the stomach and pulling back a finger covered in the transparent liquid "You need to get clean"
'Well…no, I don't' he thought letting out a small squeaky sounding growl as he just crossed his arms
"If it's not a bath with me, Mama will put you through the washer again"
'….oh please not the washer of doom again…'Gazille let his head fall in defeat 'A bath with a girl…Metalicana will just laugh' he thought as Levy let out a triumphant little whoo and set the stuffed animal on the edge of the tub while she undressed
"Gazille" Levy sang turning the faucet on to hot and pouring way too much bubble soap into the tub "Time to get cleaned up!" she said splashing around in the water and making a thick foam form on the surface "Com'er Gazille" she said pouring a large amount of transparent liquid on to her hands and reaching for the bear
'I can do it myself' Gazille thought angrily, feeling the little girl's hands lather up shampoo into his fur as he struggled to free himself of her hold
Levy let out a short giggle and turned him to face her "Let's play a game!" she said sending him the kind of joyous, sadistic girl smile that sent a shot of dread through his body. He knew that smile. It was one that promised torture in its cruelest and most unusual form. Something Levy usually referred to as playing.
'Salon, she says, it's fun, and really easy to play, she says…..No, in this game I'm a fucking sponge' he thought as the seven year old diligently rubbed his soapy shampoo oozing figure all throughout her hair
"Annnd Levy McGarden comes out of the 'Glamorous Salon' looking even more fabulous than before!" she said mimicking the noise of an excited crowd as she dunked her hair and her teddy into the luke warm water "Master hair washer Gazille strikes again" she said embracing the dripping plushie "Thank you Gazie-bear. Next time I play Salon I'll be sure to use you!"
'Next time I'll take the washing machine' Gazille thought blandly letting the girl pick him up and unplug the drain stopper 'If have bald patches because of this I swear I'll switch out your drinking water for bleach'
"Hey, Gazie-chan" the blue haired girl said wrapping herself in a towel placing a smaller, hand sized towel over Gazille "Wanna know a secret?" Levy asked setting him on the sink and drying herself with the fluffy fabric
'In this form, there's nothing I could do to stop you from telling me' Gazille thought tiredly, shaking himself vigorously around in the towel
Levy grinned excitedly at him folding the towel around her small frame so it sat like a dress "Gammy is coming tomorrow" Levy said excitedly, her brown eyes shining "She said got me a special present to celebrate the one year anniversary of my magic training"
'God I hope she didn't start teaching you her bat shit insane brand of magic' Gazille thought feeling a wave of apprehension wash over him
"I think she got me a wand" Levy said giggling as she picked up her toy, towel and all, and headed to her rectangular bed. "But, not like the plastic fairy ones mommy buys." Levy chattered pulling on her clothing as her teddy flopped onto his back "One to help me concentrate my magic, for real"
'Yeah, yeah, real interesting' Gazille thought lifting his little furred arms to the air and punching at the air 'Tomorrow I'll be free, and yeah, the stupid hag might send me back to the convent, but as long as I go the other way next time I run away I should be free of those stupid nuns , the old broad,…and this stupid kid' he thought feeling his body being lift from the bed and into the arms of the youngest McGarden
"Oh! That's right, Gazie-bear, you haven't seen magic, have you?" she said with a slight tilt of her head
'Like hell I haven't' Gazille thought sending her open window a side longing glance 'God I wish the old lady would just get here already'
"Well I can fix that!" Levy announced happily carrying him with her as she made her way to the living room.
Gazille sighed, banging his head lightly against one of the piercings adorning his arms. 'I just wanna be left alone.'
Gazille had learned that thrashing and screaming every time Levy wanted to do something he didn't was not the way to go about serving his punishment. No, when he did that it only elicited a visit from nurse Levy who poked and prodded and tried feeding or injecting things into him. Usually she sided with the injecting being a nurse and all. That's one thing the old lady forgot to mention. He could still feel. He had to admit, a needle through his right arm had never hurt so much in his old human body. Then again, in his old body he hardly noted physical harm caused by his own element damn it. Guess the old lady really did pick the perfect 'devil' to reside over his hell. 'If it ain't the mental torture of constant 'play' it's physical pain this kid causes when she thinks she's helping' Gazille thought glaring at the bluenette. But he wasn't an idiot. He knew that he had to put up with this kid and the things she liked to do, even if those things made him want to bash his brains in with a rusty mace. For all the things he feared the little McGarden capable of doing to him in this form, he feared the eldest one the most. 'Old hag will always one up the kid, she could keep me like this as long as she wants' he thought grimly, feeling the girl stop abruptly to let out an excited squeal
"Daddy!" she said launching herself at the human sitting lazily on the couch "I missed you" Levy giggled lightly wedging Gazille's body into the crook of her elbow "Even if I did see you this morning"
"My, my, someone's extra loving today" The dark haired man set his hand atop the little girl's head, ruffling her hair as she shifted in his lap "What's my little Leviathan been up too, huh?"
"We played Rescue the Princess and Gazille was the black prince charming!" she said reaching a small pale hand up to his short cropped dark brown hair and running her fingers along his scalp a few times "We took a bath and now I was gonna watch 'Kaozu and the Magic of the Rainbow Sprites' so Gazille could see some real magic" Levy said grabbing the controller and selecting it to play in the T.V.
'FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' Gazille thought twitching and spasming at the name of the children's film as he indiscreetly tried freeing himself from the girl's death grip on his body 'If I have to sit through one minute of this I'll..Probably die some horribly girly death'
Levy's father nodded his head gravely at her "Hmm yes it is a shame your little bear hasn't seen any real magic" he said turning his head down to the girl who had her arms and legs sprawled out in every direction as she sat snuggly in his lap "But wouldn't it be a little more…prudent to show him the magic your grandmother taught you rather than a movie" he suggested in his rough gravelly voice, gently and persuasively passing a hand through her hair as she seemed to contemplate an answer, pausing the film before it started
The young girl pursed her lips as she glanced up at her father, her brown eyes narrowing slightly at him "It's no use Daddy" she said smirking at him "I know you just wanna get out of seeing the movie"
The girl's father muttered a curse and then glanced back at his little girl a slightly devious glint in his eye "Why did I have to create such inconvincible posterity" he said making an exaggerated sigh and feigning a wounded look "Fine fine play the movie you've seen a trillion times, daddy can suffer"
"Oh hush" Levy said giggling and pressing play, she adjusted a struggling Gazille in her arms effectively crushing all hope for escape as she secured him between her arms and her chest. "In a land called Anora there was an enchanted forest that held city of rainbow sprites." Levy said, keeping up with the narration as the T.V. displayed a blur of sugary sweet portrayals of forest life
It made Gazille want to puke.
"But one day a human entered, this made the sprites very nervous because they had never seen a human before…" Gazille let his head fall, hoping he could maybe fall asleep through the noise of the girl and the movie.
Xavi McGarden let a grin situate its self onto his face as he shifted his daughter from his lap in to his arms 'Damn silly girl' he thought carrying her and the teddy bear she was clutching to her bedroom 'Not even fifteen minutes into it and she was out like a light' he thought setting her onto her bed and tucking her in.
'About fucking time' Gazille though pushing the girl's arm from his body and pulling himself into a standing position 'What the hell kind of asshole decided such a faggy movie was good fucking idea' he thought seeing the girl's father face melt into its usual uninterested scowl 'I suppose I should thank him for freeing me from his little shit of a daughter' Gazille thought seeing the man raise his eye brow at him
"I don't understand my mother sometimes" he said in hushed tone, frowning at him "Why the fuck would she make Levy such an ugly emo bear…she hates things like this" he mumbled, shrugging his shoulders and turning to leave his daughter's room
Gazille felt his face twitch 'Emo bear? That fucker is definitely Granny's kid, seems like blatant ass hole seems to run in their family' Gazille thought mentally, as he scowled and slid from the bed to the floor 'When I'm human again I'll make all these assholes regret ever saying shit to me' he thought moodily, trotting out of Levy's room 'Especially the girl' he sent the seven year old a careful glance out of the corner of his eye before he escaped to the living room.
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I don't know if any of you guys have this problem, but now, since I've had practically no contact with anyone who speaks English for almost 7 weeks I'm starting to think in spanglish
but seriously, there are just some words that mean so much more in their original language (I seriously considered using the word cariñosa here and including a translation at the bottom *sighs* I feel like the English translation will never do this word's sentiment justice)
Ohh, a couple side notes;
I have a monster Ap assignment due within 3-ish days and I haven't started. I will probably die trying to finish it.
and b/c of this updates will be delayed for a bit :/
X3
Levy's little girl character has been influenced by my two little girl cousins in Spain, they're adorable pretty effing hilarious