Disclaimer: *yawns* Get James to say it.

James: Why me?

Me: Because I'm going to get a glass of milk. And if you haven't typed it before I get back... well... you can probably guess what happens next...

James: *gulps* MAISIE AND CLAIRE DO NOT OWN BTR!

Me: Thank you. *sips milk*. My brother is wearing a santa outfit in August. He's weird!

A LOL MOMENT: When my little brother started playing 'Tag' with me when we got home. He sat on my knee (literally on the joint), so i had to put an ice-pack on it. My brother (who is 7) acts like a two-year-old, and pulled me around the house, before smashing my head into the pantry door.

CHAPTER 5: Mates, Dates, and Gr8s!

Luciana POV:

"So, you will be staying in my mansion for shooting. Is that clear?" asked Cranky-Pants.

"Yes sir!"

"Now, here is a list of rules,

Number 1: No using the Alligator Pit unless it is for filming.

Number 2: No Swimming in the indoor pool.

Number 3: No using the disco room, the media room, the art room, the music room, and the kitchen.

Number 4: No entering the mini-fridges.

Number 5: Keep your butts of my $40,000 Federico Banini couch.

Number 6: Break ANYTHING...and you're all FIRED!" said Cranky-Pants.

"No offence, but I can't see. I won't be able to know if I'm headed into the disco room, the media room, the art room, the music room, the kitchen, if I'm about to sit on the Fedirico Banini couch, the Alligator Pit, or-"

"SHUT UP! I KNOW YOU'RE BLIND! Which, is why I'm firing you," yelled Cranky-Pants. I felt tears rise to my eyes.

"That was MEAN!" I said, turning around and letting Cocco lead me out of the room.

Janel POV:

"WHY'D YOU DO THAT!" I screamed at Cranky-Pants.

"BECAUSE SHE WAS BEING STUPID!" he yelled back. That's what made me see red.

"NO SHE WASN'T!" I screamed, lunging for him. Unlucky for me, I got pulled back by six pairs of arms.

"GET OFF ME YOU FREAKS!" I screamed, spinning and trying to kick them.

"You know what?" I said, suddenly calm, "I quit," I said, breaking out of every one's grasp, and walking out the door, my blonde/blue hair swinging.

Felicity POV:

"Great. Now we've lost two of our cast!" I said, throwing my arms in the air.

"Well good! We didn't need them anyway," said Cranky-Pants, spinning his chair.

"You know what! You are an idiot. You're stupid, dumb, cranky. You always forget about your morning coffee. I bet you aren't married, because no one will want to marry that dumb block of cheese. Now, I suggest you get your fat arse out there, give them their jobs back, and clean yourself up. You are just a self-centered, dark fat arse of a jerk, who doesn't care what people think of him, who needs to brush and wash his hair, who needs to take a shower, and who is just plain stupid. Oh, and me? I'm a kind girl who sticks up for her friends, who never let them give up. I'm the kinda girl who will go round to their house with a bunch of movies and tissues after a break-up, the kinda girl who will fight for what she believes is right. That's why my favourite quote is 'A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man' by Catherine Deneuve. It's true, and inspirational. Do you want to know what I think yours should be? 'A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing,' by W. Somerset Maugham. Why? Because you are a stupid prick who doesn't do anything but make others feel bad. In fact...that's why I quit," I said, picking up my bag and leaving the room.

Amelia POV:

"My favorite quote is 'All I know about humor, is I don't know anything about it,' by Fred Allen. Why? Because it represents who I am. Although now, I'd say it is 'You are just a self-centered, dark fat arse of a jerk, who doesn't care what people think of him, who needs to brush and wash his hair, who needs to take a shower, and who is just plain stupid,' by Felicity May. Because it's true, and I'm not doing this without my best friends," I said, turning and walking out the door.
"That means I quit," I said, taking a last look at the Big Time Rush boys. After about fifteen minutes, I found everyone at the car.
"I'm sorry guys. That guy was a jerk," I said, going around to the driver's seat. Luce, Cocco, Lissy, and Jinx all piled in, looks of sorrow on their faces. "I'm sorry. I know how much you guys wanted this job. I want to say sorry," I said, pulling over and turning my torso to look at everyone.
"It's okay KiKi. I forgive you. He was a stupid man who frightened me," said Ana. Cocco rested her head on her lap, and Ray Ray gave her a quick hug.
"Sorry he scared you little babe," she said.
"It's okay. It's not your fault," said Ana, hugging her back.
"Thanks for this opportunity guys," said Jinx, looking straight ahead out of the windscreen.
"It's okay. In fact, if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't even be here!" I said, smiling. A quick bang on the window made us all jump, and Cocco bark in fright.
"ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW!" we heard from outside. I jumped again, and rolled down the window. Logan was standing outside, out of breath. Well, we had parked five blocks away!
"Yeah?"
"Kendalia spoke to the director. He fired himself. Now, we've got a new director. Their name is Harper Faley. She's a new director. But we still get to use Cranky-Pants's Mansion. It got taken away from him, and is now owned by the movie studio!" he said.
"YAY!" I screamed. I looked up, and everyone had covered their ears. Well, Cocco had wedged her head in Luce's lap.
"Sorry guys," I said.

A/N: HOLA! Here ya go!

Me: And... James wants to say hi!

James: WHAT!

Me: *pulls out watergun*

James: HI!

Me: Much better. We'll be working on that for as many chapters until you get it right...

James: Aw man!