Kubo Tite still owns Bleach, the only kind of bleach I own is the one for clothes.
"Ganju, you are bloody late for class. Don't think that you can escape so easily chap; the Vice-principal has your phone number on speed dial so he can make sure you attend your classes punctually. Impossible boy!"
"Okay Mr. Trump," grumbled Ganju Shiba, the 11th grader stood 6 feet tall and 106 kg heavy. He then trudged to his seat next to his friend Hanataro Yamada.
"Hey Ice Prince, when you sit down and when you stand up does your eye level change?" Tia Harribel asked Hitsugaya Toushiro.
"Why you..."
"Hitsugaya Toushiro, stop arguing with Miss Harribel. Boy, you shouldn't fight with ladies," Mr. Trump said and then flashed a smile at Tia and made some of the students giggle because of how disturbing he was. "If you paid any attention to the class at all Toushiro you should be able to tell me who came after the Romans and you would also know the origin of the word 'shampoo'," bellowed Mr. Trump, "Ridiculous lad, I'd say. Come along, we won't wait all day for your answer."
"The Vikings?" Hitsugaya answered uncertainly.
"No, the Anglo-Saxons or the French. Now, the word 'shampoo' comes from India," Mr. Trump then continued his explanation of how the English language came to be although the class does not seem to understand the reason behind his lecture. Most students thought that English history was not at all related to studying English and reading comprehensions. What with still 2 years before their actual IB exams the students are still taking their time to study for their true exams and prefer to laze around.
Hitsugaya looked out of his classroom window, the short boy was merely 15 years old but he was brilliant enough to be in the eleventh grade. Some call Toushiro a prodigy; others call him a mastermind and a troublemaker. It didn't help him against discrimination, the fact that he was knee-high to a grasshopper. Nonetheless, the boy stood out with his teal eyes and snow-white hair. He couldn't help but wonder what to give his girlfriend Momo for White's day. Sure, he's already given a rose to her on Valentine's but he knew there was another flower that she adored more… The lily of the Valley.
"Where can I find that flower?" Toushiro asked himself.
"Earth to Little-Shiro! Come in Whitey," Rangiku said waving her hand in front of Toushiro.
"Ah, don't call me that! What the hell do you want?" Hitsugaya responded aggressively.
"I'm just curious, what do you think of Ulqiorra asking Orihime out like that? I mean isn't it about time those two hook up! They are such a cute couple!" The strawberry blonde haired girl said walking on air, or maybe on cloud nine.
"What they do is none of my or your business. Now, let me study Matsumoto."
"Are you sure you were studying? You were daydreaming weren't you? Oh My Gosh! It was about that adorable little girlfriend of yours is it?" Rangiku whispered, well to her it was a whisper but to Hitsugaya it was a screech. Hitsugaya then proceeded to turn as red as a tomato.
"Oh come on Rangiku, stop bothering him. You know how angry he gets when you do that," Shuhei Hisagi said.
"Hey, I was just kidding," Rangiku proclaimed. Both Rangiku and Hitsugaya were seen wearing red although Hitsugaya seemed bashful about it but he didn't dismiss all the rumors of him dating Momo because they were true.
'Hey Ran-chan, do you know what this passage means?" Gin Ichimaru asked his childhood friend and recently girlfriend.
"Sure Gin," Matsumoto answered smiling lovingly. Most people do not understand why such a lovely (okay, Hitsugaya stop coughing) lady such as Matsumoto would date Gin. Gin's ever-present smile and sealed eyes managed to scare various people away. Only a few were lucky enough to not shudder when talking to him. Even with his creepy demeanor, Gin had his own fanclub just like Rangiku. According to his those close to him, there is a doting and caring side to Gin Ichimaru. He chose to stay in Grade 11 instead of going straight to Grade 12. You see this classroom had two prodigies, Hitsugaya and Ichimaru. Gin was only 16 years old but he managed to out-smart those 3-5 years older than him. Even so, he decided to stay in this class with Rangiku who he proclaimed as the love of his life.
I decided to keep the chapter as it is and add Tatsuki/Renji (slight anyway) because I was inspired to do so.
I like Hetalia so that's why you see a bit about English history there, please don't hesitate to whack me if I'm wrong. *takes out a shield* My teacher started talking about English history in English class (which makes sense and doesn't at the same time) and I was laughing with JasminePudding. Mr. Trump was based the English teacher, who we learned was a slight pedo-bear. *shudders*
JasminePudding… Thanks for helping go through this and putting up with all my akwardness and weirdness. Life is 'Iggier' with you around buddy. Thanks for helping me out!
The phone number idea was inspired by my homeroom teacher.
This chapter basically foreshadows the other chapters.
Give comments and I shall send you a virtual cake or an imaginary one *OTL*