Disclaimer- I own nothing. Sadly

This is the second chapter to my first fanfic so be gentle.

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Once Sasuke entered naruto's house he took in his surroundings. A few ramen cups lay on the floor but other than that it was a nice place.

Sasuke smirked as he spotted naruto's bedroom, making his way quickly over to the door he stopped and took a deep breath. He wasn't kidding when he said this was a life or death mission. Naruto can be scary when he's mad. Very scary.

The first time Sasuke saw his wrath was when they were at the hot spring. Some guys who thought naruto was a girl made moves on him. Then one of those fuckers had the balls to grope his ass. Well… let's just say he doesn't have balls any more now.

Sasuke shuddered at the memory of naruto surrounded by red evil aura and white round eyes. It was almost the same as him in 4 tails mode, but scarier.

Releasing the breath he was holding Sasuke quietly opened the door and peeked in side. No naruto in sight. 'Okay. Time to proceed with operation sexy kitsune' Sasuke thought. Smirking he got into a cat like stance and snuck in. Making his way over to the dresser, he opened it and gasped.

There were lacy, frilly, sexy panties all around. And was that a…oh god! A thong!

Sasuke then promptly flew back into the other wall from the sheer force of his nosebleed. 'Good thing I can prepared' he thought as he quickly pulled out tissues from inside his white shirt.

With tissues in his nose, sasuke stood back up with a determined look on his face, running back to the dresser he picked up what he could and stuff them into his shirt. 'kukuku'

Sasuke was having the time of his life. Until he heard the front door open. His whole body froze in terror as he heard footsteps come in.

'Shit!' was what are panty stealing friend was thinking. Looking around frantically, sasuke spotted naruto's closet and dived into it. Opening the door a crack he waited and listened.

Just then the bedroom door opened and in came naruto. Sasuke watched him looked around for a second before he started to slowly unzip his jacket.

'.shit, this is hot' Sasuke thought his eye practically busting out of his head.

Naruto finished with his jacket and shirt. Unzipping his pants he bended over and stepped out of them. Shaking his hips slightly at being free of his clothes, he climbed on up to his bed and grabbed his stuffed fox plushy. Biting its ear slightly naruto smiled. 'Today was a nice day, besides Sasuke's random drooling now and then. '

With a sigh he got up and went to the shower. Turning on the water he waited for it to get warm. Stepping out of his panties he threw them back into his room where they landed in front of the closet door.

Turning on the radio in the bathroom he stepped into his shower, obvious to what he just done.

Sasuke was going to die, he just knew it. Sitting in front of him was naruto's panties he worn today. They were black with red lace on the side. Yum.

With speed Guy sensei would be jealous of, he quickly extended his arm abnormally and grabbed the panties. That's right, Sasuke played the claw machine, and he was good at it.

Sasuke rubbed the panties on his cheek, a look of pure bliss on his face. Too bad he never heard the shower turn off. Too bad he never heard the radio turn off and footsteps re-tracking back into the room.

And that's how naruto found him, in his closet, in the corner, rubbing his panties on his face and his other panties leaking out of his shirt.

To this day nobody knew what really happen. There was a flash and a cry of fury. Then Sasuke uchiha flew out of the building lading and rolling on the ground, a trail of blood following his path.

The say the uchiha's balls may never grow back.

Author- so… how was it. I now it could have been better. I really screwed this one ? *scratched back of head* well let me know what ya think. Is it bad of awful. Ah! I almost forgot!*pulls out piece of paper*

"No uchiha balls were harmed in the making of this fanfic. We switched Sasuke's balls with peanuts and jello. Then for fun we let naruto kick him in the balls any way." Oh and if you wondering. Sasuke's shirt is the one he was wearing at oro-pedos place.