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Panties chapter 5(never thought I would get this far)

Naruto was piss

No scratch that

He was pissed beyond comprehension.

And he was pissed at the one, the only

Sasuke uchiha

Yes

Naruto got his clothes back that Sasuke washed and it was not pleasant.

Everyone has a special pair of panties. You know the ones that fit snuggly and are really soft; the ones that you want to wear everyday and are sad when you have to take them off. Well a certain uchiha ruined his with a certain uchiha crest.

'Cue women all around the world who experience the same tragic get weapons ready to kill a certain uchiha'

So it comes down to this. Sasuke couldn't just stop.

Now it's dangerous

You better believe it Sasuke naruto's coming after you.

He will get revenge and it won't be pretty. There will be blood, tears, and more kinky stops than you can imagine.

Yes its war now

This war is ours.

Sasuke had a bad feeling

Like death is gripping his balls with an icy hand and trying to squeeze them off kinda felling.

Did it suddenly get colder in here?

Is he supposed to see his breath in his own house?

Is that death laughing at him in the mirror?

Sasuke is scared

Very scared

So when they went up for trailing the next day Sasuke was prepared.

He was wearing a cup

But that didn't help his uneasiness

Nor did naruto's smirking at him help at all

Death's hand reached around his cup and tries to pop one of his balls.

Indeed

"Alright team, sparring as usual. Justus are allowed just be careful" said kakashi

Sakura then went on to beat up kakashi while Sasuke and naruto went to 'play'

"Be gentle Sasuke, don't be too rough." Said naruto

Sasuke then proceeded to curse his cup

The sparring match was simple enough. Naruto got a few good hits in while Sasuke was busy staring at his ass, while Sasuke got a few good brushes on naruto's ass. During the round Sasuke got naruto pinned to a tree with his hand above his head. Sasuke went over to finish when naruto gave a pouting face making freeze in his tracks. Naruto then quickly brought his leg up and kicked Sasuke in the chin. The same time getting out of the wire holding him and stood triumph.

'Time for that jutsu'

"Alright Sasuke time for you to get punished"

He brought his hand together and said "yaoi no jutsu"

In a puff there were two shirtless naruto's making out. Sasuke couldn't look away, his growing arousal painfully tight against his pants.

The cup cracked

The naruto's were kiss feverishly. The broke apart for a minute to switch their head positions showing they were using tongs. They rubbed their bodies against each other, the real naruto look over at Sasuke and ran his hands over his body, never backing eye contact.

The crack grew bigger

The clone bent down and licked his way from the real naruto's chest to his neck. They were both breathing hard.

The crack snapped a little.

The naruto's went back to kissing and rubbing their chest. Just then their nipple rubbed together making them both pull apart and moan, salvia dripping down their chins.

3 things happen;

The cup broke in half from Sasuke's arousal

Sasuke's head cracked from the force of his nosebleed

Sasuke's pants fell off when flying threw that air from said nosebleed exposing his arousal fro the slit in his boxers.

Naruto released the jutsu and quickly turned his face away from the exposing sight.

Sasuke was big

Really big

Fortunately for naruto

And unfortunately for Sasuke that was the exact time that shino walked in. seeing naruto on the ground, his face covered with his hands and face red with ninja wire around him and a bloody mess Sasuke with his genital exposed drove something in shino.

With a glint in his glasses ( you all love the glint) shino summoned all his bug to attack Sasuke, bug backs covered Sasuke genitals and his pain filed screams were covered by the humming of mosquitoes.

Shino then proceeded to pick naruto up bridal style and calmly walk out of the forest.

Naruto turned his head back at Sasuke

Naruto 2 Sasuke 1

Hehehe

Author- so there you go. Chapter 5 is up for judgment.

Ano hope you like it. Ge ne!