AUTHORS NOTE: This story is not a RaPR whatever...BUT! If your horrible imagination perfers it, you can twist around my genius words so that Red and Purple are "TOTALLY" together. But that's only if you would like it.

Another thing, these stories are made for people like me who crave more of the Tallest. Cuz the Tallest are the bomb diggety (that's right, I said it). Also, I'd like to change things up and do a FF from the point of veiw of a regular Irken, NOT another now common Invader. Seriously, this "I'm an Invader like every other IZ fan" thing is old. There are other Irkens, too! *cries* So Renym is a regular, non-Invader Irken. No more, no less.

Thanks to The Amazing Invader Zim Site, , for their list of all the foods mentioned in IZ. They helped me picked a really WEIRD food for the first part of this chapter.

Chapter 3

You Dont Wanna Know

Renym sat in her usual corner, chewing happily on a straw, (straws are surprisingly delicious.) while she watched with great interest at whatever the hell it was that Purple and Red were doing.

Purple wore a wavy black wig and held a stick with a moustache drawn on it to his face. He snickered playfully at Red's costume.

Red had somehow gotten his antennae to go curly, and he had drawn exaggerated eyelashes on his eyes with a Sharpie. You don't wanna KNOW what he had stuffed into the old dress he wore to make himself look like a female.

While Red wore a dress, Purple somehow managed to squeeze himself into a delivery-man type uniform. Renym laughed at what they were about to do.

"Ms... Er...Erm... YES! Ms. Erm," Purple said with a deeper-than normal voice.

"We should go tell The Lord of Fast Food that his order is READY, Mr... Cornfinger!" Red said in a frighteningly high voice. Almost as high as Snow White's singing. And that's pretty freaking high.

"Ehhem, give Sizz-lor a call!" Purple ordered the Navigators.

The screen cleared up to show Sizz-lor, looking as greasy as usual. "Um... Hello?"

"Hello," Mr. Cornfinger greeted as deeply as he possibly could.

"Me and Mr. Cornfinger here are the managers of... Mooshminkys Incorporated! Yeah!" Red, as Ms. Erm, seemed very unsure about what he was saying.

"Um... Okay?" Sizz-lor curiously raised an eyebrow and "Ms. Erm" chuckled.

"We would like to tell you that your order of 7,000 deep-fried mooshminkys is ready to be delievered," Mr. Cornfinger chuckled.

"I didn't order any-"

"FIRE THE MOOSHMINKYS!"

All of a sudden, an enormous pile of mooshminkys fell from the sky onto Sizz-lor. Red, Purple, and Renym cracked up, as well as a couple of the ever-so-quiet Navigators. Sizz-lor attempted to talk, but underneath the mooshminkys, it only sounded like a muffled groan.

They quickly signed off, roaring with laughter. Renym chuckled under her breath. She would never understood the reasons behind The Tallest's antics.

Purple threw off his wig and cracked the moustache-stick under his foot, still laughing. Red rubbed off the Sharpie and straightened out his antennae with the pressurized stroke of his hand.

When they started to strip off their costumes, Renym gasped and looked away. But out of the corner of her eye, she saw that the disguises were worn OVER their uniforms. She sighed and looked back to them. She gasped again when she saw what had fallen out of Red's dress.

Are those... Ew. Renym's face twisted up. Why would he stuff THOSE in his dress?

Red and Purple sat back down in their chairs, picking up the sodas that Renym had placed for them there earlier. They joyfully sipped them, now laughing in their regular voices.

A couple Navigators picked up the littered costumes off the floor and threw away the splintered mustache-stick. Renym's eye twitched uncomfortably as the scrawny green-eyed Navigator picked up Red's boob stuffing.

END AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Did I worry you when I made Red and Purple take off their clothes? I hope I did. It almost worried ME a little. ME!

And yes, deep fried mooshminky is an actual Irken food. See "The Frylord blahblahblah Space" episode. One of the costumers say it. I promise my squeedlyspooch on it.

Or you could just visit the food list on that website I told you about earlier.