LWL 6

A/N: Im attempting to write a shorter authors note. My therapist has been very kind to me.

Wellll, I WANT REVIEWS. DX

Purple has always been my favorite character in IZ, and I just realized I've accidently been using him a little more than Red in this story. Sorry about that, Red fans. Red is still pretty freekin awesome, too.

Sorry, but this chapter revolves around Purple a bit more than it does Red. I promise I'll squeeze a Red chapter in here eventually. But I couldn't help myself on this one. It's pretty weird, just a warning. This story was never meant to be a realistic thing. Its all just a joke making the Tallest look bad. XD I love you two from the deepest depths of my squeedlyspooch, but seriously, THIS IS FUN.

*whispers to therapist* Hey? Was that short enough?

Therapist *yells*: NO!

Chapter 6: ADHD is Never Fun

Renym sat in her usual corner, chewing on her usual straw, watching Red and Purple, as usual.

Purple seemed a little more fidgety today. Red sipped some Sprite, which greatly relieved Renym. It had taken a whole day to throw 1,600 cans of old recipe Coca-Cola out the airlock. And jeez, were her arms TIRED.

Purple's arm twitched uncontrollably. Red stared at it for a second, looking a little more than worried, then went back to sipping his Sprite nervously.

Then, to Renym's great surprise, Purple got up and threw his donut away. He hadn't even taken a nibble out of it. When Red saw him do this, that little-more-than-worried expression came back to his face again.

"PURPLE! WHY'D YOU THROW AWAY THAT DONUT!"

He shrugged. "I didn't want it."

"BUT IT HAD YOUR ADHD MEDICATIONS IN IT!" Red screamed while flailing his arms around.

Purple's eyes grew wide. "I have ADHD?"

Renym chuckled. "YES!" Red shouted.

"What's ADHD?"

Red sighed. "Attention... Attention whatever Hyper-Active Disorder."

"The only thing I understood was the 'whatever' part." Purple's face lit up. "So I take medication? WOW, I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT!"

"Purple, ADHD means you're HYPER. You're very hyper, Purple."

"WOOHOO!" Purple threw his arms in the air and ran in a circle.

"Well, at least when you don't take your meds." Red rose an eyebrow when Purple tripped over his own legs, fell on his face, then got back up again.

"I LIEK POOPCURN!" Purple squealed.

Renym went over there to assess the situation, barely holding in her laughs. "Excuse me, my Tallest Red, but can't you just sneak some more meds into some popcorn or something?"

Red stared down at her. "Those pills are VERY expensive. They cost a lot of monies."

"You're the freeking Tallest. First, your rich. Second, can't you just threaten to throw someone out the airlock if they don't give you his meds for free?"

Red thought about it for a moment. "You have a very good point there, Renymph."

She chewed on her straw. "My name is Renym."

"Whatever. Go get me some popcorn, Renymph. And don't threaten any Navigators this time. They need to navigate... Or whatever."

Renym frowned. She was really looking forward to her daily threats. This would be the first time in a LOOONG time she had gone without threatening anybody. She did it as a smeet, as a slave driver, and as an advisor. She loved her threats.

Renym obeyed her leader and walked out to the hallway. She sulked along, stopping at the snack compartment. She asked the Irkens there for some popcorn, which they gave her. She walked in a melancholy sort of way toward the main chamber, mumbling to herself about how she had to do all the DUMB work and how DUMB it was for DUMB Red to make her get DUMB popcorn instead of the STUPID Navigators.

She walked back inside the main chamber, almost dropping the popcorn. Purple was calmly sitting his chair now instead of screaming and running in circles. *Okay,* Renym thought to herself.

Red was digging through a drawer underneath the control panels of the Massive. He was murmuring gibberish to himself, probably not even knowing what he was saying himself.

Renym approached him cautiously, knowing that he was pretty pissed off at the moment. "Red?"

Red whipped around, a terrified look in his eyes. "ITS NOT MY FAULT!" he screamed. Then his eyes softened. "Oh. You... You got the popcorn?"

"Um... Yeah." She held the popcorn out to him. "Here."

His ruby eyes blinked gratitude. "Thanks." He grabbed the popcorn and set it on the floor next to him, then returned shuffling through the drawer and mumbling to himself.

Renym backed away slowly, a little creeped out. "Yah... I'm just gonna..." She ran to her corner with wide eyes, chewing on her straw vigorously. Red's gibberish was definitely NOT Irken, and Renym had no idea he spoke any other language.

Meanwhile, Purple was slowly spinning in his chair, just cuz the chairs could do that. Renym rose an eyebrow in confusion. "Re-e-ed? Can I ask you a question?" Purple asked.

Red rose his head, frowning. "Yeah. sure."

"Why do YOU hide my meds?"

Red lowered his head again, resuming his search for... Whatever it was he was searching for. "Who said I put them in your donuts?"

"Er... Um..."

"That one Navigator does it... What's her name... Ummm..." Red looked around at the Navigators. "Dammit! You guys all look the same! WHO SNEAKS PURPLES MEDS IN HIS DONUTS?"

All the Navigators exchanged glances, seeing who would speak up. Not one Irken did. "C'mon! Where are you? Her eyes were... Her eyes were blue, kind of like Nymph-worm's."

"My name is Renym."

"SILENCE!" Red was starting to get a little nervous and shaky. "WHERE IS SHE?"

Now everyone in the room was worried. Except Renym, of course.

Renym was very hard to worry.

Suddenly, Red shot up. "What the Irk? She couldn't have just DISAPPEARED! She had your meds!" He dashed around the room, searching every blue-eyed Navigator and thoroughly creeping them out. "WHERE IS SHE? I CANT LIVE WITH A HYPERACTIVE PURPLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!"

Renym sighed a very un-worried sigh. She calmly walked out of the room and into the hallways. She turned 5 lefts, 3 rights, another left, then kept going straight. She satisfyingly threatened a couple Irkens, until she finally found one that could give her directions to where the hell she could get Purple's ADHD meds.

She arrived at a room painted white with a single silver stripe going around it. All there was was an Irken behind a countertop, which scared Renym a little.

She slowly walked up to the countertop. The Irken looked down at her. She frowned sternly and prepared a threat. "Give. Me. The. Meds."

Not her best threat, she had to admit, but it should work well enough anyways. The Irken's ugly green eyes narrowed. He opened his mouth for a second, about to throw back a nasty retort, but then he noticed something about Renym and nodded. He left the desk for a second, retrieved a bottle, and gave it to her. "Thank you for coming, Advisor."

*What the hell?* Renym thought while she walked away. *That was too easy!* When she was getting closer the main cabin, she perked up. *Wait a second... How did he know I was an advisor?* She kept pondering it the rest of the walk there, getting very close to concluding she had a pediatrician stalking her. Then she realized it was the PAK on her chest! She smacked herself a couple times, embarrassed for being so dumb.

She entered again. Red's eyes were bloodshot with terror and he pulled on his antennae. He shook with fear and sat in a corner. RENYM'S CORNER. Renym would've kicked him out, but now wasn't a good time. Purple was freaking out, man. And Red... Red wasn't so swell either.

Purple was running in circles and screaming again. But this time, the screams made no sense. They were like the blabbering mouths of crazy Jonas Brothers fangirls when Nick Jonas "Looks Them in The Eyes." Not as high pitched, but just as insane.

Red looked up at Renym and he shot up immediately. "Nymph! What be there in yer hand?"

Renym didn't even bother correcting him on her name anymore. She just walked up to the crazy leader and handed him the bottle. He read the text on it and jumped for joy. But because he was currently in the most insane state possible, he threw the medication at Purple's head, screeching at the top of his lungs, "HYPER PURPLE BE NO MORE!"

Renym was seriously scared and could say nothing. These last few days were the most... CRAZY... days of her life. And she certainly hoped they were the craziest of the Tallest's lives too, because if they weren't... She couldn't imagine what was.

A/N: Could I ask everyone a short favor? If you reveiw this, please tell me your favorite chapter so far. I'd like to know if I should do more semi-serious chapters or more crazy, insane, totally weird chapters. Thankies. X3 I'd appreciate it.

Oh, and ADHD people, please don't be offended. I have ADHD too. And seriously... You and I both know that when you're off your meds you DO have urges to run around in circles screaming. Once my friend had to lock me in a closet because I had drank some Dr. Pepper and was hyper beyond belief. So don't be offended. I understand ADHD.

Hehehehe, I love messing with the Tallest. Sorry for jacking up your characters, Jhonen, I love yew. 3