Chapter 2
Kurt sat alone at his table at the Lima Bean. He took a sip of his Grande non-fat mocha and heaved a deep sigh.
Suddenly, Blaine rushed in the door and spotted Kurt sitting at their usual table at the back of the cafe.
"Kurt! What's wrong? What happened? Did your Dad have another heart attack? Are you dying? Did Marc Jacobs die? Did your issue of Patti Lu Pone's new book get ruined?" Blaine fired at him.
"No Blaine, shut it." Kurt snapped.
"Ok, ok, no need to be snappy."
Kurt sighed again and gestured to Blaine to sit down. "Take a seat, Blaine."
"I need to talk to you about something very, VERY serious," Kurt continued as Blaine sat down opposite him.
"Did your Mum come back to life?"
"Ok, seriously Blaine, shut up! Look, I'm breaking up with you."
Blaine gasped and clutched his hand to his chest. "But, but – I love you! You can't do this!"
"It's not you, it's me. Well, it is partly you. Actually it's pretty much all you." Kurt looked down awkwardly, unable to bear Blaine's hurt and bewildered expression.
"What is it? What can possibly be wrong? I'm amazing!" Blaine blurted.
Kurt forced himself to look into Blaine's eyes. "It's your eyebrows. They're...triangular." Kurt averted his gaze away from again and choked back a sob.
"What's wrong with them, triangles are cool! I'm Harry freakin' Potter! I'm totally awesome!
"I'm sorry Blaine, either shave the eyebrows or we're OVER!" Kurt got up to leave, leaving behind a thoroughly depressed Blaine.
"Kurt, I can change! Trust me! I love you!" Blaine managed to exclaim through his cascade of tears.
Just to let you know, we DO actually love Darren Criss! He is supermegafoxyawesomehot! It's just his eyebrows we cannot stand. Who can guess where the quotes in line 14 are from?